The Padres are like a busty redhead
You know going into this season the Padres really seemed like they were going to be good. Hearing descriptions about how the Padres had improved at several positions, stand out players from last year were only going to improve and young players were going to thrive and grow into bonafied major leaguers.
It's kinda like somebody asking if you'd like to see a busty redhead with alabaster skin wearing an unbuttoned Padres jersey draped across her bosom with a bat slung across her shoulders. That sounds pretty nice don't it?
But much like the Padres, once you see the product that you've been hearing about the expectations don't really meet the reality of what you're seeing with your own eyes.
Then you're left audibly sighing or gasping with displeasure.
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Does petco
offer vegetarian hot dogs?
Just wondering
http://www.latimes.com/sports/baseball/mlb/la-sp-crowe22-2008jul22,0,3767880.column
by strummer on
Jul 23, 2008 7:06 PM PDT
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yes
and they’re a dollar all july. now, back to that redhead….
Bring back Balboa Stadium.
by calipatrick on
Jul 23, 2008 7:18 PM PDT
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damn gaslamp ball logo
always getting in the way.
Bring back Balboa Stadium.
by calipatrick on
Jul 23, 2008 7:15 PM PDT
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It's headlines like this
That keep me coming back. You guys had me at “Dodgers party with whores and Vince Vaughn at Steel Panther concert”.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
by royhobbs on
Jul 24, 2008 6:32 AM PDT
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I was hooked
when they had the Girls of Spring Training stalker site.
And the Padres Are A Butterface headline
by strummer on
Jul 24, 2008 7:32 AM PDT
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I would've preferred
to see Dex’s head from Cooperstown as the censored logo
by thenerdhater on
Jul 24, 2008 6:59 AM PDT
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Now that we've set the standard
I don’t wanna see any inappropriate male nipples on here. If one’s not cool, neither is the other!
can you cure us of this fate
mock the litany in its face
by Axion on
Jul 24, 2008 11:45 AM PDT
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I swear I went to school with that redhead
and dated her at USD. If only that logo weren’t in the way, I could be sure.
by bats left, throws poorly on
Jul 24, 2008 2:48 PM PDT
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Dad?
"When the going gets tough... TheGrandHatching pops in later." -- WG
by TheGrandHatching on
Jul 24, 2008 3:00 PM PDT
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I think
it’s now time to post the MoneyShot Tutorial.
"When the going gets tough... TheGrandHatching pops in later." -- WG
by TheGrandHatching on
Jul 24, 2008 3:15 PM PDT
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