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The Padres are like a busty redhead

You know going into this season the Padres really seemed like they were going to be good.  Hearing descriptions about how the Padres had improved at several positions, stand out players from last year were only going to improve and young players were going to thrive and grow into bonafied major leaguers.

It's kinda like somebody asking if you'd like to see a busty redhead with alabaster skin wearing an unbuttoned Padres jersey draped across her bosom with a bat slung across her shoulders.  That sounds pretty nice don't it?

But much like the Padres, once you see the product that you've been hearing about the expectations don't really meet the reality of what you're seeing with your own eyes.

Then you're left audibly sighing or gasping with displeasure.

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and they’re a dollar all july. now, back to that redhead….

Bring back Balboa Stadium.

by calipatrick on Jul 23, 2008 7:18 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

damn gaslamp ball logo

always getting in the way.

Bring back Balboa Stadium.

by calipatrick on Jul 23, 2008 7:15 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It's headlines like this

That keep me coming back. You guys had me at “Dodgers party with whores and Vince Vaughn at Steel Panther concert”.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 24, 2008 6:32 AM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I was hooked

when they had the Girls of Spring Training stalker site.
And the Padres Are A Butterface headline

by strummer on Jul 24, 2008 7:32 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I would've preferred

to see Dex’s head from Cooperstown as the censored logo

by thenerdhater on Jul 24, 2008 6:59 AM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Now that we've set the standard

I don’t wanna see any inappropriate male nipples on here. If one’s not cool, neither is the other!

can you cure us of this fate
mock the litany in its face

by Axion on Jul 24, 2008 11:45 AM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I swear I went to school with that redhead

and dated her at USD. If only that logo weren’t in the way, I could be sure.

by bats left, throws poorly on Jul 24, 2008 2:48 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dad?

"When the going gets tough... TheGrandHatching pops in later." -- WG

by TheGrandHatching on Jul 24, 2008 3:00 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I think

it’s now time to post the MoneyShot Tutorial.

"When the going gets tough... TheGrandHatching pops in later." -- WG

by TheGrandHatching on Jul 24, 2008 3:15 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

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