Minus the 8 hole

I just realized that all we have to do is go 25-41 the rest of the way to reach our goal.
Should be easy enough… from pretenders to contenders… It’s gonna be Christmas in September for WG!

take a walk

we suck

that’s InBev trying to convince you that cardinal red hasn’t actually turned into communist red.

i fully expected the cardinals to have a 4 run lead by now.

Game Over Dudes!

Padres: 2 men on, 0 outs = 0 runs

Cards: 0 men on, 2 outs = 2 runs

Why is it that our power hitters are always getting Jammed. Especially GIles, he is always getting jammed and popping the ball up.

waaaaay overdue

Didn’t Matt and Mud make the very same criticisms last night?

And that homer was Khalil trying to explain why he shouldn’t be pinch hit for with minor leaguers.

That is how your bunt to move the runner up a base! Hope Bud is taking notes.

The blue field should be facing east or north. It’s facing east, so it’s all good.

I think we lead the league

driving in runs….?

lolligaggers…

Hey BUD have your ever heard of it?

BUD is learning what can happen when you bunt, WOW!

that’s catfish ball right there.

let’s go catfish!

I love your big brains and your homeruns

these are our runs for the week.

These maple bats are a menace.

He is getting to close to a Win.

That Hornsby joke was very not good

classic matty

You don’t deserve a trade now. This is your team.

This DEFINITELY isn’t one of those “Greg Maddux Hard Luck Losses.” I love you Greg, but they got you 6 runs.

Wait a minute…..is this payback? Sneaky, Maddux. Sneaky.

that milk came out of my nose i was laughing so hard…

would be much less weird if i was drinking milk right now…

perfect.

i’m going to the stadium with a pitchfork and a torch, who’s with me???

Go eat some more HGH, Ankiel.

so that’s the guy we’re lifting Thatch for?

i think Bud Black is actually clinically retarded.

i’m going to start calling him Corky and just be done with it….

We should be down by at least five at this point.

Maddux can’t win, right? Just wanna make sure we screw him one more time.

Greg Maddux walked; Rafael Furcal popped to Will Clark in foul territory; Ankiel threw a wild pitch (Maddux to second); Ankiel threw a wild pitch (Maddux to third); Andruw Jones walked; Ankiel threw a wild pitch (A. Jones to 2nd); Chipper Jones was called out on strikes; Andrés Galarraga walked (Maddux scores, A. Jones to 3rd on wild pitch); Brian Jordan singled to Ray Lankford (A. Jones scored, Galarraga to 2nd); Ankiel threw a wild pitch (Galarraga to 3rd, Jordan to 2nd); Reggie Sanders walked; Walt Weiss singled to Lankford (Galarraga scored, Jordan scored, Sanders to 2nd); Mike James replaced Ankiel; Javy López popped to Fernando Viña; 4 R, 2 H, 0 E, 2 LOB. Braves 4, Cardinals 6.[2]

I thought if somone stole 2nd they were automatically safe????? Oh wait, thats if they steal on us. My bad!

I am so used to 2 hr games that we lose 2-0. This game is lasting forever.

only the padres…

Awesome

where the Padres poop on the field.

are they high?

pitch out is terrific right there just to give the cards a little more of an advantage.

When you’re a 100% bad team, you’re gonna be bad no matter what other factors you throw in there.

Because I really wanted to rip Bud for bringing in Trevor in a tie game next inning. So I’m disappointed, but in a different kind of way.

did Khalil get benched in a close game??

comical…

if he had slid, I think he gets that call.

....when you hear the opposing announcers scoreboard watching? Talking about the teams that are just ahead of them in the standings…or just below them…and whether or not they have won or lost tonight?

I really wish Matty V and Mud would talk about what the Nationals and Mariners did tonight in the race for the Strasburg. That would be so awesome.

Where the Padres are merely 0-for-The Entire Season

That should bode well for the next few games.

And Pujols broke Chris Young’s face and Josh Bard’s leg and then laughed about it in the dugout. And Troy Glaus was in the Mitchell Report. And Skip Schumacher touches little kids and was on Dateline NBC and….

Wait…why am I even bothering to hate the other team? THE PADRES ARE FUCKING TERRIBLE.

Hypothetical here…let’s say we lose all 11 games on this road trip. Would they fire Bud?

Yes or No?

I’ve never seen such stupid baseball playing in my life.”

Oh, Ray Kroc. The more things change….

Yeah. For example, they have the San Diego Padres on their schedule. Way to grind it out.

TWENTY-THREE

I can feel it.

After this game, I will use a quote from “Animal House”, ‘My advice to you, Padre fans, is to start drinking heavily.’

I couldnt help it, I laughed so hard I wet myself. And I promised myself I would do my best to uphold my part of that quote.

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