Onion Sports: All-Star Game Gimmicks
- Warning track covered with red carpet, celebrities
- Basepath will have translucent blue glow to show viewers where baserunners need to go
- To avoid dull, tedious, or awkward moments during broadcast, Fox promises never to point the cameras at Bud Selig
- All-Stars will rifle balls into the stands during the new Line Drive Derby
- Yankee Stadium to be imploded during seventh inning