FanShot

Onion Sports: All-Star Game Gimmicks

1
  1. Warning track covered with red carpet, celebrities
  2. Basepath will have translucent blue glow to show viewers where baserunners need to go
  3. To avoid dull, tedious, or awkward moments during broadcast, Fox promises never to point the cameras at Bud Selig
  4. All-Stars will rifle balls into the stands during the new Line Drive Derby
  5. Yankee Stadium to be imploded during seventh inning