If Khalil Had a Signature Cologne
The guys in the booth during the Padres-Rockies game were talking about how Derek Jeter has a cologne called Driven, and Greene should have is own cologne. I say we come up with the name.
I am going with Strikeout or maybe NeverSmile. I know you all can do better. Let's come up with some thing good and get this marketing Juggernaut started. We'll come up with what it smells like later; I have some ideas along those lines too.
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Swing at Slider?
FIRE BUD BLACK! RETIRE HOFFMAN, GILES, AND MADDUX! TRADE HEADLEY, KOUZMANOFF, AND GREENE!
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jul 1, 2008 8:09 PM PDT reply actions
Good one
Need to figure out how to get the word “flail” in there.
by I_Can_Still_Pitch on Jul 1, 2008 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Flail at slider
FIRE BUD BLACK! RETIRE HOFFMAN, GILES, AND MADDUX! TRADE HEADLEY, KOUZMANOFF, AND GREENE!
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jul 1, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
How bout....
“K”
Simple, yet it invokes both his first inital and what he’s soooo (in)famous for…. besides the “stellar” D.
"Wow. Sounds like someone didn’t get excepted.." - our beloved Tec
by jpleeg2 on Jul 1, 2008 9:28 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
I pick this one.
"If I wasn't Bob Dylan, I'd probably think that Bob Dylan has a lot of answers myself." - Bob Dylan
Maybe combine the "K" and "caught looking"
by doing a backwards K. with caught looking as the slogan or something.
"Domo"
Domo Arogoto, Mr. Roboto
Domo
Domo
Success is how high you bounce when you hit the bottom." - George S. Patton
Did anybody hear the Khalil interview
on the pre-game radio show with Masur? Khalil is a weird dude.
Masur: What do you remember about the last time you played here in the one game playoff?
Khalil: everything. I remember everything about it.

“WTF IS THIS B*TCH SO EXCITED ABOUT?!” by Khalil Greene
can you cure us of this fate
mock the litany in its face
by Axion on Jul 2, 2008 10:55 AM PDT reply actions 5 recs

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