Here is Wiggins' day so far:

1. Get out of bed

2. Eat breakfast (cereal + skim milk)

3. Read newspaper (okay, just the funnies)

4. Watch television

5. Read some posts on gaslampball and roll eyes

6. Watch more television

7. Think about how Wiggins hates when the Padres lose

8. Be filled to the brim with hate

9. Take a shower

10. Eat a corndog

What did everyone else do today? Wiggins imagines dex and jbox have been IMing sweet nothings to one another. "Oh jbox!" "Oh dex!"

Also, Khalil Greene sucks.