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Open Thread: 7/1, Padres vs. Rockies

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San Diego Padres @ Colorado Rockies


There is no possible way the Padres can match their offensive output of yesterday, so get prepared to be let down.

Josh Banks and his 18 different pitches prepare to meet the Colorado Rockies. 

Dex and Jon are at the St. Louis Cardinals game right now.  Tomorrow they will be at the final Rockies game.

Go Padres!

Lineup

San Diego Padres @ Colorado Rockies

07/01/08 6:05 PM PDT

San Diego Padres Colorado Rockies
Jody Gerut - CF Willy Taveras - CF
Edgar Gonzalez - 2B Todd Helton - 1B
Brian Giles - RF Matt Holliday - LF
Adrian Gonzalez - 1B Brad Hawpe - RF
Kevin Kouzmanoff - 3B Garrett Atkins - 3B
Chase Headley - LF Chris Iannetta - C
Khalil Greene - SS Jeff Baker - 2B
Michael Barrett - C Troy Tulowitzki - SS
Josh Banks - P Aaron Cook - P


 

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i hope

we don’t have to hear that screaming thing again

Trust me, death is the best argument for moisturizer.

by C8LIN B on Jul 1, 2008 5:09 PM PDT   0 recs

twss?

FIRE BUD BLACK! RETIRE HOFFMAN, GILES, AND MADDUX! TRADE HEADLEY, KOUZMANOFF, AND GREENE!

by sdsuaztec4 on Jul 1, 2008 5:54 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

But I hope to hear and see

A Rockies fan eating sh*t again somewhere in the stands…too funny

And yeah gerut!

by pasadenapadre on Jul 1, 2008 6:07 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

hey....

where’s iLOVEkouz5… did she get arrested at his autograph apperance this last weekend…?

Trust me, death is the best argument for moisturizer.

by C8LIN B on Jul 1, 2008 6:06 PM PDT   0 recs

I was there for the Fashion Valley part

Kouz was awesome, but I didn’t hug him since he had the bad back.

by matto619 on Jul 1, 2008 6:28 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

i've never understood

why a baseball player would want to hug a fan… you don’t know where these people have been… and what if they are crazy and wont let go

Trust me, death is the best argument for moisturizer.

by C8LIN B on Jul 1, 2008 6:34 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

And besides

Kouz is JACKED. He could kill people if he wanted to.

by matto619 on Jul 1, 2008 6:38 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

true

i just kept staring at his giant arms when i met him

Trust me, death is the best argument for moisturizer.

by C8LIN B on Jul 1, 2008 6:41 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

good evening friends

let’s try and help our team win a ballgame….

...by using wit, innuendo, and plain old-fashioned hope

Padres fan since 2006

by TheRevRun on Jul 1, 2008 6:08 PM PDT   0 recs

but...

What about unicorns? Can we use unicorns?

by I8EtoDunbar on Jul 1, 2008 6:11 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I'm pretty sure

the Rally Unicorn is retired/dead. Rallyin’ Rod is now here to serve us.

FIRE BUD BLACK! RETIRE HOFFMAN, GILES, AND MADDUX! TRADE HEADLEY, KOUZMANOFF, AND GREENE!

by sdsuaztec4 on Jul 1, 2008 6:13 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

It's a cookbook!

“To Serve Padres Fans.” It’s a cookbook!

by SD Chick N on Jul 1, 2008 6:21 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

No hope

Hope is not allowed.

by Winfield's Ghost on Jul 1, 2008 6:17 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Stupid posting

Who’s the hot chick for the Rox?

by Phantom on Jul 1, 2008 6:18 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Khalil?

FIRE BUD BLACK! RETIRE HOFFMAN, GILES, AND MADDUX! TRADE HEADLEY, KOUZMANOFF, AND GREENE!

by sdsuaztec4 on Jul 1, 2008 6:19 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

PSA travels with the team?

FIRE BUD BLACK! RETIRE HOFFMAN, GILES, AND MADDUX! TRADE HEADLEY, KOUZMANOFF, AND GREENE!

by sdsuaztec4 on Jul 1, 2008 6:21 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Overand?

FIRE BUD BLACK! RETIRE HOFFMAN, GILES, AND MADDUX! TRADE HEADLEY, KOUZMANOFF, AND GREENE!

by sdsuaztec4 on Jul 1, 2008 6:22 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

K

FIRE BUD BLACK! RETIRE HOFFMAN, GILES, AND MADDUX! TRADE HEADLEY, KOUZMANOFF, AND GREENE!

by sdsuaztec4 on Jul 1, 2008 6:19 PM PDT   0 recs

K

can you cure us of this fate
mock the litany in its face

by Axion on Jul 1, 2008 6:19 PM PDT   0 recs

How is that

not interference? Kouz couldn’t get to the bag.

by Phantom on Jul 1, 2008 6:24 PM PDT   0 recs

that's what i yelled at my tv

only with curse words in between

Trust me, death is the best argument for moisturizer.

by C8LIN B on Jul 1, 2008 6:35 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

It's Coors Canaveral

They have their own rulebook..remember game 163?

by pasadenapadre on Jul 1, 2008 6:25 PM PDT   0 recs

Did chase just K again?

FIRE BUD BLACK! RETIRE HOFFMAN, GILES, AND MADDUX! TRADE HEADLEY, KOUZMANOFF, AND GREENE!

by sdsuaztec4 on Jul 1, 2008 6:27 PM PDT   0 recs

Chase doesn't strike out,

He just decides to let that one go.

by Phantom on Jul 1, 2008 6:29 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

K

FIRE BUD BLACK! RETIRE HOFFMAN, GILES, AND MADDUX! TRADE HEADLEY, KOUZMANOFF, AND GREENE!

by sdsuaztec4 on Jul 1, 2008 6:29 PM PDT   0 recs

I'm going to the bathroom

something good had better happen.

by Phantom on Jul 1, 2008 6:34 PM PDT   0 recs

try a corndog

or… a high-fiber breakfast, six cups of coffee, and a beany taco bell lunch…

Padres fan since 2006

by TheRevRun on Jul 1, 2008 6:35 PM PDT to parent up   1 recs

(recommend)

FIRE BUD BLACK! RETIRE HOFFMAN, GILES, AND MADDUX! TRADE HEADLEY, KOUZMANOFF, AND GREENE!

by sdsuaztec4 on Jul 1, 2008 6:36 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

You need to try something different

Our records sucks.

FIRE BUD BLACK! RETIRE HOFFMAN, GILES, AND MADDUX! TRADE HEADLEY, KOUZMANOFF, AND GREENE!

by sdsuaztec4 on Jul 1, 2008 6:36 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I am watching FSN Florida

on the PiP

Padres fan since 2006

by TheRevRun on Jul 1, 2008 6:39 PM PDT   0 recs

Phantom would buy that cologne

FIRE BUD BLACK! RETIRE HOFFMAN, GILES, AND MADDUX! TRADE HEADLEY, KOUZMANOFF, AND GREENE!

by sdsuaztec4 on Jul 1, 2008 6:41 PM PDT   0 recs

over/under

how many years before Khalil’s head is clean shaven?

(you know he only keeps the locks because he is balding on top, a la Gavin McGraw)

Padres fan since 2006

by TheRevRun on Jul 1, 2008 6:42 PM PDT   0 recs

have you ever seen him without his cap

he has a pretty intact hair line and still looks the same it did 4 years ago

so i’d say a while

Trust me, death is the best argument for moisturizer.

by C8LIN B on Jul 1, 2008 6:47 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

ok

I say 2011 he’s as clean as Lance Armstrong

Padres fan since 2006

by TheRevRun on Jul 1, 2008 6:49 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

backwards k

FIRE BUD BLACK! RETIRE HOFFMAN, GILES, AND MADDUX! TRADE HEADLEY, KOUZMANOFF, AND GREENE!

by sdsuaztec4 on Jul 1, 2008 6:44 PM PDT   0 recs

nice pitch

sorry Willy, it’s a backwards K

Padres fan since 2006

by TheRevRun on Jul 1, 2008 6:45 PM PDT   0 recs

Looks like

I should have stayed on my throne. C’mon Banks.

by Phantom on Jul 1, 2008 6:48 PM PDT   0 recs

can you cure us of this fate
mock the litany in its face

by Axion on Jul 1, 2008 6:49 PM PDT   0 recs

Huge!

big time strikeout

Padres fan since 2006

by TheRevRun on Jul 1, 2008 6:50 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

backwards K

FIRE BUD BLACK! RETIRE HOFFMAN, GILES, AND MADDUX! TRADE HEADLEY, KOUZMANOFF, AND GREENE!

by sdsuaztec4 on Jul 1, 2008 6:50 PM PDT   0 recs

Josh Banks Pitch # 479

The Slow Ball That Hawpe Stared At Pitch.

by I8EtoDunbar on Jul 1, 2008 6:51 PM PDT   0 recs

EY homered?

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by sdsuaztec4 on Jul 1, 2008 6:52 PM PDT   0 recs

yes

Trust me, death is the best argument for moisturizer.

by C8LIN B on Jul 1, 2008 6:54 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

anybody know the answer?

I am going to say he walked

Padres fan since 2006

by TheRevRun on Jul 1, 2008 6:52 PM PDT   0 recs

That half inning was awful.

FIRE BUD BLACK! RETIRE HOFFMAN, GILES, AND MADDUX! TRADE HEADLEY, KOUZMANOFF, AND GREENE!

by sdsuaztec4 on Jul 1, 2008 6:54 PM PDT   0 recs

I win the trivia challenge!

FIRE BUD BLACK! RETIRE HOFFMAN, GILES, AND MADDUX! TRADE HEADLEY, KOUZMANOFF, AND GREENE!

by sdsuaztec4 on Jul 1, 2008 6:58 PM PDT   0 recs

way to go Eric Young

I can’t imagine a baseball game with 80,000 fans…

Padres fan since 2006

by TheRevRun on Jul 1, 2008 6:58 PM PDT   0 recs

that half inning was boobies

the good stuff

Padres fan since 2006

by TheRevRun on Jul 1, 2008 6:59 PM PDT   0 recs

Christ

Could FSN stop showing the god damn booth? Nobody cares!

by Phantom on Jul 1, 2008 7:00 PM PDT   0 recs

I think I'm going to get a Josh Banks jersey

FIRE BUD BLACK! RETIRE HOFFMAN, GILES, AND MADDUX! TRADE HEADLEY, KOUZMANOFF, AND GREENE!

by sdsuaztec4 on Jul 1, 2008 7:01 PM PDT   0 recs

Dude can pitch

and somehow he doesn’t seem like Justin Germano v. 2.0 to me.

Hopefully he thrives on his repeat trips around the league.

by Phantom on Jul 1, 2008 7:03 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

did anyone hear that fan

“get a haircut greene”

Trust me, death is the best argument for moisturizer.

by C8LIN B on Jul 1, 2008 7:03 PM PDT   0 recs

I'm out

Go Pads. Got softball.

by Phantom on Jul 1, 2008 7:04 PM PDT   0 recs

YESSSSSSS

Rays win again. SUCK IT BOSTON!

FIRE BUD BLACK! RETIRE HOFFMAN, GILES, AND MADDUX! TRADE HEADLEY, KOUZMANOFF, AND GREENE!

by sdsuaztec4 on Jul 1, 2008 7:07 PM PDT   0 recs

tulo!

FIRE BUD BLACK! RETIRE HOFFMAN, GILES, AND MADDUX! TRADE HEADLEY, KOUZMANOFF, AND GREENE!

by sdsuaztec4 on Jul 1, 2008 7:08 PM PDT   0 recs

fuck Willy Taveras

I like him better when he’s striking out looking….

....why Willy Taveras?

Padres fan since 2006

by TheRevRun on Jul 1, 2008 7:11 PM PDT   0 recs

oops

I usually try to write “eff” ... sorry for the foul language!

Padres fan since 2006

by TheRevRun on Jul 1, 2008 7:12 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Cuz he's getting SBs for my fantasy team

FIRE BUD BLACK! RETIRE HOFFMAN, GILES, AND MADDUX! TRADE HEADLEY, KOUZMANOFF, AND GREENE!

by sdsuaztec4 on Jul 1, 2008 7:13 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Clay is warming up

FIRE BUD BLACK! RETIRE HOFFMAN, GILES, AND MADDUX! TRADE HEADLEY, KOUZMANOFF, AND GREENE!

by sdsuaztec4 on Jul 1, 2008 7:14 PM PDT   0 recs

sweetness!

rockin the 34

Padres fan since 2006

by TheRevRun on Jul 1, 2008 7:15 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

$15 for this??

I might buy it right now.

FIRE BUD BLACK! RETIRE HOFFMAN, GILES, AND MADDUX! TRADE HEADLEY, KOUZMANOFF, AND GREENE!

by sdsuaztec4 on Jul 1, 2008 7:18 PM PDT   0 recs

bad throw Khalil

who is our back-up SS tonight????

P-Mac?

Padres fan since 2006

by TheRevRun on Jul 1, 2008 7:20 PM PDT   0 recs

lrod

FIRE BUD BLACK! RETIRE HOFFMAN, GILES, AND MADDUX! TRADE HEADLEY, KOUZMANOFF, AND GREENE!

by sdsuaztec4 on Jul 1, 2008 7:21 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

or not

egon?

FIRE BUD BLACK! RETIRE HOFFMAN, GILES, AND MADDUX! TRADE HEADLEY, KOUZMANOFF, AND GREENE!

by sdsuaztec4 on Jul 1, 2008 7:22 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

E Dammit, Khalil.

FIRE BUD BLACK! RETIRE HOFFMAN, GILES, AND MADDUX! TRADE HEADLEY, KOUZMANOFF, AND GREENE!

by sdsuaztec4 on Jul 1, 2008 7:21 PM PDT   0 recs

We need a new catcher.

FIRE BUD BLACK! RETIRE HOFFMAN, GILES, AND MADDUX! TRADE HEADLEY, KOUZMANOFF, AND GREENE!

by sdsuaztec4 on Jul 1, 2008 7:22 PM PDT   0 recs

And all hope is dashed

Success is how high you bounce when you hit the bottom." - George S. Patton

by Boilermaker19 on Jul 1, 2008 7:23 PM PDT   0 recs

did you see last nights game?

FIRE BUD BLACK! RETIRE HOFFMAN, GILES, AND MADDUX! TRADE HEADLEY, KOUZMANOFF, AND GREENE!

by sdsuaztec4 on Jul 1, 2008 7:24 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

the 15 runs last night

mean we won’t score for two weeks now. justdave is sad

www.wellbelowthemendozaline.blogspot.com

by justdave on Jul 1, 2008 7:25 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

No, but I heard it

I think the boys blew their whole wad for the week on the ninth inning yesterday.

Success is how high you bounce when you hit the bottom." - George S. Patton

by Boilermaker19 on Jul 1, 2008 7:25 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

tubbatubbatubbatubbatubba

www.wellbelowthemendozaline.blogspot.com

by justdave on Jul 1, 2008 7:26 PM PDT   0 recs

FIRE BUD BLACK! RETIRE HOFFMAN, GILES, AND MADDUX! TRADE HEADLEY, KOUZMANOFF, AND GREENE!

by sdsuaztec4 on Jul 1, 2008 7:34 PM PDT