6 Reasons the Padres Suck (via Dodgersfan9)

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hating the UCLA shirt

University of Caucasians Lost among Asians.

god i hate LA

www.wellbelowthemendozaline.blogspot.com

by justdave on Jul 1, 2008 1:51 PM PDT 0 recs

This kid should go into public speaking

One Reason the Dodgers Suck: This Kid.

by Winfield's Ghost on Jul 1, 2008 1:51 PM PDT 1 recs

Ha. Stupid Dodger Fans

Kid could only come up with six.

by Dalton on Jul 1, 2008 1:53 PM PDT 0 recs

hahahahhahaha

www.wellbelowthemendozaline.blogspot.com

by justdave on Jul 1, 2008 1:54 PM PDT up 0 recs

I have a feeling this kid

knows plenty about 3 inch wieners.

by jbox on Jul 1, 2008 1:55 PM PDT 1 recs

They are just not enough for him.

He wants 12 inches for the same price.

can you cure us of this fate
mock the litany in its face

by Axion on Jul 1, 2008 2:04 PM PDT up 0 recs

this kid

needs to get laid. but i don’t know man, 3 inch wieners… doesn’t turn the ladies on.

oh wait was he talking about the hotdogs?

nonetheless, he needs to get punched in the face.

"i kinda feel like nevin and klesko were some fling we (the padres) had in the past and now realize were a bad idea and are embarrassed about."

by freelunch on Jul 1, 2008 2:05 PM PDT 0 recs

Always sex and violence with you.

by Drama on Jul 1, 2008 3:13 PM PDT up 0 recs

So much anger, this is unbelievable

I need to calm down before I find this kid and pummel the crap out of him

by matto619 on Jul 1, 2008 2:07 PM PDT 0 recs

why does this five year old have an adult voice

Trust me, death is the best argument for moisturizer.

by C8LIN B on Jul 1, 2008 2:08 PM PDT 0 recs

So articulate.

And such damning evidence as “just because.”

I’ve got 9 reasons the Dodgers suck.
Jason Repko
Luis Maza
Jeff Kent
Mark Sweeney
Brad Penny
Andruw Jones
Jason Schmidt
This kid
Last in team HRs

can you cure us of this fate
mock the litany in its face

by Axion on Jul 1, 2008 2:12 PM PDT 0 recs

and...

they’re the dodgers

Trust me, death is the best argument for moisturizer.

by C8LIN B on Jul 1, 2008 2:16 PM PDT up 0 recs

also

don’t forget, they’re in Los Angeles.

"i kinda feel like nevin and klesko were some fling we (the padres) had in the past and now realize were a bad idea and are embarrassed about."

by freelunch on Jul 1, 2008 3:24 PM PDT up 0 recs

Genius Kid corrects Padres fan spelling in the comments of his youtube

And for all you Padre fans, learn how to spell. Last time I checked, It was Adrien, not adrian,

by jbox on Jul 1, 2008 2:15 PM PDT 0 recs

when was the last time he checked

he might want to look again

Trust me, death is the best argument for moisturizer.

by C8LIN B on Jul 1, 2008 2:23 PM PDT up 0 recs

At least when you go to Petco Park

you don’t have to worry that someone might shank you for rooting for the visiting team

Trust me, death is the best argument for moisturizer.

by C8LIN B on Jul 1, 2008 2:18 PM PDT 0 recs

Actually he'll have to worry about that now

by jbox on Jul 1, 2008 2:25 PM PDT up 0 recs

naw cus he wont come here

he needs more meat… and players not named Kouzmanoff to get him to come to a game…
although maybe he’ll come if ESPN puts a game on TV since that is sooo important…

Trust me, death is the best argument for moisturizer.

by C8LIN B on Jul 1, 2008 2:28 PM PDT up 0 recs

What an accurate statement? Dodgers Stadium is the only stadium in pro sports, outside maybe the Oakland Mausoleum when the Raiders play, where the games are played in a prison yard. That place is no joke.

by sacpadre on Jul 2, 2008 3:35 PM PDT up 0 recs

This dork

reminds me so much of the kid in this commercial.

by Winfield's Ghost on Jul 1, 2008 2:52 PM PDT 0 recs

Retarded kids on YouTube in commercials

remind me of this one.

I CAN CAST A SPELL!

can you cure us of this fate
mock the litany in its face

by Axion on Jul 1, 2008 5:22 PM PDT up 0 recs

The best fans?

I would say they had a shot if they weren’t so busy getting faded and paying attention to beach balls because their team sucks. And as far as the Padres losing to the Cardinals, how about the Dodgers versus the Mets and not winning a game in the playoffs, atleast the Friars although outmatched can still win a postseason game.

A Walk Is As Good As A Hit.

by NocturnalMatt on Jul 1, 2008 4:17 PM PDT 0 recs

The real question is

What does Dodgerblueballs think?

FIRE BUD BLACK! RETIRE HOFFMAN, GILES, AND MADDUX! TRADE HEADLEY, KOUZMANOFF, AND GREENE!

by sdsuaztec4 on Jul 1, 2008 4:36 PM PDT 0 recs

i wonder what Matt and Mark think about this guy

Trust me, death is the best argument for moisturizer.

by C8LIN B on Jul 1, 2008 8:34 PM PDT 0 recs

my fav quote

“they’re…....sigh..............the-......................they’re just bad…thats all i can say….bad.”

Putting lights in Wrigley Field is like putting aluminum siding on the Sistine Chapel. ~Roger Simon, 1988

by iLOVEkouz5 on Jul 1, 2008 11:42 PM PDT 0 recs

where have you been?

did you meet Kouz or what?

Trust me, death is the best argument for moisturizer.

by C8LIN B on Jul 2, 2008 12:34 AM PDT up 0 recs

oh yes :)

im waiitng for the pics to be sent to me as they were taken on my bro’s gf’s camera.
and lemme just say that those stupid “only taking a pic OF him not WITH him” rule is lame. i dont care if i take forever for the ppl behind me. ITS MY TIME BEECH

but yes i met him :)
and i had the sign :)

Putting lights in Wrigley Field is like putting aluminum siding on the Sistine Chapel. ~Roger Simon, 1988

by iLOVEkouz5 on Jul 2, 2008 2:08 AM PDT up 0 recs

I thought you were missing

because someone had to bail you out with money from King Stahlman Bail Bonds.

And these things take time…

"Give us your ears for 4 hours, we'll put somethin' good in there."-BR

by eastbaysd on Jul 3, 2008 2:03 AM PDT up 0 recs

lol no arrests yet

i was stuck at work for the majority of the week
and i havent gotten pics to prove i wasnt a complete psycho to him
i should used my own camera dammit

Putting lights in Wrigley Field is like putting aluminum siding on the Sistine Chapel. ~Roger Simon, 1988

by iLOVEkouz5 on Jul 3, 2008 10:21 PM PDT up 0 recs

This kid is so bad

talking about how good the Dodger fans are? Dodger fans have a horrible rep. I wouldn’t be bragging about being a Dodger fan.

by thenerdhater on Jul 2, 2008 6:51 AM PDT 0 recs

Boy, we showed him

Fourteen year old kids will think twice about dissing the Padres from now on.

by strummer on Jul 2, 2008 3:32 PM PDT 0 recs

A few reasons the Dodgers suck (via Philip Fitzsimmons):

1. Dodger fans who attack Padre fans (LA fans attack Padres fans because LA fans inhale their own smog)
2. It’s close to Hollywood
3. Randy Newman’s I Love L.A. (they play it after every Dodger win)
4. We have won 4 division titles and a N.L. pennant since L.A.’s last postseason win (the ‘88 World Series)
5. Philip Fitzsimmons,#1 Dodger Hater
6. The Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim are the better team in L.A.
You can’t spell LOS ANGELES DODGERS OF CHAVEZ RAVINE without A-R-S-E-H-O-L-E-S!

Philip Fitzsimmons says Padres rule,Dodgers suck!

by Philip Fitzsimmons on Jul 4, 2008 6:45 AM PDT 0 recs