Open Thread, 6/3: Padres vs Cubs
Chicago Cubs at San Diego Padres, Jun 3, 2008 7:05 PM PDT
I think the biggest thing to remember when your baseball team sucks is that it's your fault for touching yourself in naughty places.
GO PADRES!
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Hot Sauce time!
Now, you listen here! 'e's not the Messiah, 'e's a very naughty boy! Now, go away! -Brian's mother from Life of Brian, or KT
by Boilermaker19 on Jun 3, 2008 7:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He does remind me
of Adam Sandler’s buddy that he puts in all of his movies And he’s the only one of us that could’ve passed that test>
Now, you listen here! 'e's not the Messiah, 'e's a very naughty boy! Now, go away! -Brian's mother from Life of Brian, or KT
by Boilermaker19 on Jun 3, 2008 7:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So do they have to get more than seventy arrests tonight to uphold the obnoxious reputation that is congruent with the Grateful Dead-ness of Cubs road trips?
With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!
by friarinchicago on Jun 3, 2008 7:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
matty talking about those broken bats
I still say that if a bat breaks and enters fair territory, it rules as interference by the batter. That’ll toughen up those bats quick enough.
by Dex on Jun 3, 2008 7:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I so wish I could have Matty and Mud right now. I hate Brenly and Kasper but I hate Santo more than both. This sucks.
With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!
by friarinchicago on Jun 3, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Some sort of Tribble
has attached itself to this guy’s chin
Now, you listen here! 'e's not the Messiah, 'e's a very naughty boy! Now, go away! -Brian's mother from Life of Brian, or KT
by Boilermaker19 on Jun 3, 2008 7:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Whose?
With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!
by friarinchicago on Jun 3, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
reed johnson
Now, you listen here! 'e's not the Messiah, 'e's a very naughty boy! Now, go away! -Brian's mother from Life of Brian, or KT
by Boilermaker19 on Jun 3, 2008 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah. He likes to keep some flavor to chew on during games.
With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!
by friarinchicago on Jun 3, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought they were preemptively rushing kouzmanoff
that would be something… to hit a batter and then rush the plate.
by Dex on Jun 3, 2008 7:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Man, Barret sure is tearing it up
Good thing we have him as an “offensive” catcher, rather than our “defensive” catcher, who bats so much worse.
Now, you listen here! 'e's not the Messiah, 'e's a very naughty boy! Now, go away! -Brian's mother from Life of Brian, or KT
by Boilermaker19 on Jun 3, 2008 7:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
head
someone needs to stand in left field in the first row with a sign that just says HEADLEY?
by trade*for*trevor*cahill on Jun 3, 2008 7:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Harry's seat?
With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!
by friarinchicago on Jun 3, 2008 7:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice!
c
With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!
by friarinchicago on Jun 3, 2008 7:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
saucy!
Now, you listen here! 'e's not the Messiah, 'e's a very naughty boy! Now, go away! -Brian's mother from Life of Brian, or KT
by Boilermaker19 on Jun 3, 2008 7:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bizarro Barrett?
With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!
by friarinchicago on Jun 3, 2008 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We need those retro uniforms back
they do look so good.
by jbox on Jun 3, 2008 7:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Garvey?
With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!
by friarinchicago on Jun 3, 2008 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Channel 4
just showed highlights from a game in 2005 when they played the cubs. Pads wearing the retro uniforms. Khalil made insane plays at short.
by jbox on Jun 3, 2008 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I remember that one. It was oh-four with Ismael Valdez or a young Germano on the mound.
With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!
by friarinchicago on Jun 3, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Haha. You walked the Sauce..
With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!
by friarinchicago on Jun 3, 2008 7:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I still don't get or understand
the Ledezma “sauce” nickname.
by jbox on Jun 3, 2008 7:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You understand
You just think it’s cute not to.
by SD Chick N on Jun 3, 2008 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Marquis helping us out!
With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!
by friarinchicago on Jun 3, 2008 7:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow
you could really read the lips of Lou Pinella right there.
by jbox on Jun 3, 2008 7:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
AGon!
With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!
by friarinchicago on Jun 3, 2008 7:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeeha!
Now, you listen here! 'e's not the Messiah, 'e's a very naughty boy! Now, go away! -Brian's mother from Life of Brian, or KT
by Boilermaker19 on Jun 3, 2008 7:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Not looking good.
With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!
by friarinchicago on Jun 3, 2008 8:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Anyone else blown away by this?
Adrian Gonzalez—most RBIs in the NL.
San Diego Padres—fewest runs in the NL.
by Dalton on Jun 3, 2008 8:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Great throw by Barrett
Just a little too late.
by SD Chick N on Jun 3, 2008 8:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
good damage control
Now, you listen here! 'e's not the Messiah, 'e's a very naughty boy! Now, go away! -Brian's mother from Life of Brian, or KT
by Boilermaker19 on Jun 3, 2008 8:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Uh, Channel 4?
What’s with the long shots from the 3rd base side? I can’t tell what the hell is going on.
by SD Chick N on Jun 3, 2008 8:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I like them
"Ladies and gentlemen, I suffer with you... I've never seen such stupid baseball playing in my life."
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 3, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ok I'm here.
WHY IS PMAC BATTING 6TH?
"Ladies and gentlemen, I suffer with you... I've never seen such stupid baseball playing in my life."
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 3, 2008 8:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
First to third action?
"Ladies and gentlemen, I suffer with you... I've never seen such stupid baseball playing in my life."
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 3, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cut across the infield
took a short cut, nobody noticed.
by jbox on Jun 3, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hahahaha.....
We should totally try that. Why the hell not?
by Drama on Jun 3, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOU IS PISSED.
DO YOU REALIZE YOU JUST WALKED PAUL F**KING MACAWHATEVER??!!??
by Drama on Jun 3, 2008 8:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ron Santo calls him "McNamee"
With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!
by friarinchicago on Jun 3, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did Barrett just kiss the first base coach on the cheek
I’m pretty sure I saw tongue.
by jbox on Jun 3, 2008 8:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Good talk Lou
whatever you said totally worked.
by jbox on Jun 3, 2008 8:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Khalil made contact!
Small victories….
"Ladies and gentlemen, I suffer with you... I've never seen such stupid baseball playing in my life."
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 3, 2008 8:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ledez
sucks at bunting…
Friar Nation
Friar Nation - Padres fan site and message board
by Greeney03 on Jun 3, 2008 8:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He's chopping at it
catch the ball with the bat.
by jbox on Jun 3, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sucks??
He’s so good he hit it twice. That’s impressive.
by Drama on Jun 3, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He could teach Khalil
a thing or two about bat handling.
"Ladies and gentlemen, I suffer with you... I've never seen such stupid baseball playing in my life."
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 3, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Adrian Gonzalez
Does anybody happen to know the Major League record that Adrian is on pace to break? It’s held by a Padre.
by Dex on Jun 3, 2008 8:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Most Rbi for a losing team?
"Ladies and gentlemen, I suffer with you... I've never seen such stupid baseball playing in my life."
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 3, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm totally gonna have a good post tomorrow
Link on THT and baseball prospectus here we come!
by Dex on Jun 3, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
how about
most rbi for a team that is last in the majors in runs scored
"Ladies and gentlemen, I suffer with you... I've never seen such stupid baseball playing in my life."
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 3, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Arizona lost again
We really need to take advantage
"Ladies and gentlemen, I suffer with you... I've never seen such stupid baseball playing in my life."
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 3, 2008 8:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Man
If Trevor didn’t blow and our pitching didn’t suck last night we’d be like 6 games out by now.
"Ladies and gentlemen, I suffer with you... I've never seen such stupid baseball playing in my life."
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 3, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have a bad feeling
that if we draft him he’ll get the curse of the early round padre draft pick. Steven meet Tommy John.
"Ladies and gentlemen, I suffer with you... I've never seen such stupid baseball playing in my life."
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 3, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He should have it done now.
That way he’ll be ready for us to draft him.
by Drama on Jun 3, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Blowing and sucking.
Yin and Yang.
Your 2008 Padres.
by Dalton on Jun 3, 2008 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
lol
"Ladies and gentlemen, I suffer with you... I've never seen such stupid baseball playing in my life."
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 3, 2008 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
55 Rbi now for Adrian?
"Ladies and gentlemen, I suffer with you... I've never seen such stupid baseball playing in my life."
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 3, 2008 8:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Paul
THROW THE DAMN BALL BACK INTO THE INFIELD.
"Ladies and gentlemen, I suffer with you... I've never seen such stupid baseball playing in my life."
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 3, 2008 8:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HAHAHAHAHA....
If we were in contention I’d be pissed…instead it’s just kinda funny watching him run around out there.
by Drama on Jun 3, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bad Tag by Kooz.
"Ladies and gentlemen, I suffer with you... I've never seen such stupid baseball playing in my life."
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 3, 2008 8:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Jesus Lopez!
With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!
by friarinchicago on Jun 3, 2008 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Chase didn't start today at AAA
Is he coming?
"Ladies and gentlemen, I suffer with you... I've never seen such stupid baseball playing in my life."
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 3, 2008 8:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think that's a little uninspired
You can do better.
by SD Chick N on Jun 3, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Way too easy
They’re best when no one would have even thought of making a TWSS.
by SD Chick N on Jun 3, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just take what's given to me.
(don’t even think about it)
by Dalton on Jun 3, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You and Dex
go to the same school in that respect.
by SD Chick N on Jun 3, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't believe they both got back to the base.
"Ladies and gentlemen, I suffer with you... I've never seen such stupid baseball playing in my life."
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 3, 2008 8:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey, they said the Cubs have played catch-up the whole winning streak. If we give up the lead we can end it?
With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!
by friarinchicago on Jun 3, 2008 8:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Worth a Shot
:-)
Hell is other people...and Dodger/Red Sox/Cub fans
- Jean Paul Sartre
by pasadenapadre on Jun 3, 2008 8:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Does BB have anyone warming up?
cx
With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!
by friarinchicago on Jun 3, 2008 8:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice K
Sauce!
Hell is other people...and Dodger/Red Sox/Cub fans
- Jean Paul Sartre
by pasadenapadre on Jun 3, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Milton Bradley
2 HRs and 2 BBs today
"Ladies and gentlemen, I suffer with you... I've never seen such stupid baseball playing in my life."
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 3, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And no torn ACL?
With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!
by friarinchicago on Jun 3, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Where's that miss?
"Ladies and gentlemen, I suffer with you... I've never seen such stupid baseball playing in my life."
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 3, 2008 8:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Right?
With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!
by friarinchicago on Jun 3, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I could see those pearly whites from here.
With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!
by friarinchicago on Jun 3, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
balls
"Ladies and gentlemen, I suffer with you... I've never seen such stupid baseball playing in my life."
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 3, 2008 8:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
C'mon, sauce it up!
Now, you listen here! 'e's not the Messiah, 'e's a very naughty boy! Now, go away! -Brian's mother from Life of Brian, or KT
by Boilermaker19 on Jun 3, 2008 8:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
throw strikes
"Ladies and gentlemen, I suffer with you... I've never seen such stupid baseball playing in my life."
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 3, 2008 8:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think it's time bud
"Ladies and gentlemen, I suffer with you... I've never seen such stupid baseball playing in my life."
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 3, 2008 8:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ledezma
can still totally work his way out of this inning. Bud you’re crazy going to the bullpen now, Ledezma is so close! Fire Bud Black!
by jbox on Jun 3, 2008 8:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I hate the cubs
"Ladies and gentlemen, I suffer with you... I've never seen such stupid baseball playing in my life."
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 3, 2008 8:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ya think?
With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!
by friarinchicago on Jun 3, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bud wanted Ledezma to be the pitcher of record
so says Grant. Makes sense, give Ledezma the loss.
by jbox on Jun 3, 2008 8:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Probably why he didn't throw a hundred pitches with Detroit or Hot-lanta.
With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!
by friarinchicago on Jun 3, 2008 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let's walk one more.
With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!
by friarinchicago on Jun 3, 2008 8:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I've heard of walk-a-thons, but Christ!
With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!
by friarinchicago on Jun 3, 2008 8:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm surprised that bat didn't shatter just then
by SD Chick N on Jun 3, 2008 8:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Only over Zambrano's knees.
With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!
by friarinchicago on Jun 3, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Professional Hitter
Your National League RBIs leader.
"Ladies and gentlemen, I suffer with you... I've never seen such stupid baseball playing in my life."
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 3, 2008 9:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I posted the answer to the trivia
He’s on pace to break highest percentage of RBIs to team runs. Nate Colbert currently holds the record with 22.75%. Adrian’s just over 25%.
by Dex on Jun 3, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Marry Me, Adrian G!
(You’d have to leave Jesus behind, however)
by SD Chick N on Jun 3, 2008 9:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Did they show those two Cubs fans fighting over the AGon foul ball?
With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!
by friarinchicago on Jun 3, 2008 9:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
and they showed the guy who originally tried to grab it with his son, both in Cubs gear. Someone call Child Protective Services! That’s child abuse.
by SD Chick N on Jun 3, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They were talking about KT's little rant w/ Andy Masur today here in Chicago. Both agreed it did very little.
With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!
by friarinchicago on Jun 3, 2008 9:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think it was for the fans
more than the players. “I feel your pain…”
by jbox on Jun 3, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, I agree. If they had the ability to be better, they would, right?
With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!
by friarinchicago on Jun 3, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Throw it back!
With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!
by friarinchicago on Jun 3, 2008 9:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What's with all these two strike RBIs AGAIN?
Also, the losers coming from behind again.
"Ladies and gentlemen, I suffer with you... I've never seen such stupid baseball playing in my life."
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 3, 2008 9:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That was interference.
"Ladies and gentlemen, I suffer with you... I've never seen such stupid baseball playing in my life."
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 3, 2008 9:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
There go the wheels
"Ladies and gentlemen, I suffer with you... I've never seen such stupid baseball playing in my life."
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 3, 2008 9:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Is Barrett OuR goat?
With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!
by friarinchicago on Jun 3, 2008 9:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
buddy black is
"I get tired of hearing ballplayers belly-ache all the time. They should sit in the press box sometime and watch themselves play."
by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 3, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
True.
With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!
by friarinchicago on Jun 3, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We're really gonna give these losers their SECOND road series win this season?!?
With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!
by friarinchicago on Jun 3, 2008 9:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So, do the Cubs get the back of the Deyers rotation too?
With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!
by friarinchicago on Jun 3, 2008 9:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What's with
Mike’s warning track power?
"Ladies and gentlemen, I suffer with you... I've never seen such stupid baseball playing in my life."
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 3, 2008 9:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What's with Soriano catching that?
With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!
by friarinchicago on Jun 3, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Obligatory TC appearance due?
With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!
by friarinchicago on Jun 3, 2008 9:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
hairston for now
we can relax for the time being
"I get tired of hearing ballplayers belly-ache all the time. They should sit in the press box sometime and watch themselves play."
by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 3, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
1984!
clap clap, clap clap clap!
"Ladies and gentlemen, I suffer with you... I've never seen such stupid baseball playing in my life."
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 3, 2008 9:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
someone needs to start that cheer tomorrow
anyone going to the game? lol
"I get tired of hearing ballplayers belly-ache all the time. They should sit in the press box sometime and watch themselves play."
by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 3, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We gotta keep that relevant.
With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!
by friarinchicago on Jun 3, 2008 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I remember Eyre's days with the Giants where batters would get the ass wax out when he started warming up. What, is this his charity year?
With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!
by friarinchicago on Jun 3, 2008 9:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Where we at?
Partially or completely screwed?
I'll wait to the day's end when the moon is high
And then I'll rise with the tide with a lust for life...
by Axion on Jun 3, 2008 9:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Cubs have all the luck in the world this season...except, you know...
With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!
by friarinchicago on Jun 3, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Heard the umpires are giving away gifts, too.
Completely failed interference calls turned to HRs?
I'll wait to the day's end when the moon is high
And then I'll rise with the tide with a lust for life...
by Axion on Jun 3, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yep. I'll hear gloating all day tomorrow too. Life is great.
With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!
by friarinchicago on Jun 3, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They're still the Losers.
and the Bears suck.
"Ladies and gentlemen, I suffer with you... I've never seen such stupid baseball playing in my life."
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 3, 2008 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm in for a long line of it.
We’ve got Cubs fans, a Mets fan, and Dodger fans.
The Mets fan is more vocal that the other four combined.
I'll wait to the day's end when the moon is high
And then I'll rise with the tide with a lust for life...
by Axion on Jun 3, 2008 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Red Sox really get my blood boiling as well. Especially Cubs fans who like the Red Sox. What?!?
With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!
by friarinchicago on Jun 3, 2008 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We've got people who like the Red Sox.
But no Red Sox fans.
I'll wait to the day's end when the moon is high
And then I'll rise with the tide with a lust for life...
by Axion on Jun 3, 2008 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If it's so great, why don't they move to Boston and leave a city and IT'S fans alone?
With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!
by friarinchicago on Jun 3, 2008 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
As I put my foot in my mouth.
With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!
by friarinchicago on Jun 3, 2008 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
These are people who
Can’t tell you 3 of their starting pitchers
Don’t ever watch the games
Have probably never been to a game except as a toddler
Tilt their head like a confused canine whenever you use any scoring acronym in a sentence.
I'll wait to the day's end when the moon is high
And then I'll rise with the tide with a lust for life...
by Axion on Jun 3, 2008 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And I HATE it. Especially Cubbie fan girlfriends. I get it, you like beer.
With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!
by friarinchicago on Jun 3, 2008 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't name 3 starting pitchers for the Padres
because all of ours are on the DL.
by jbox on Jun 3, 2008 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you know what the DL is, you automatically pass the 4th condition.
I'll wait to the day's end when the moon is high
And then I'll rise with the tide with a lust for life...
by Axion on Jun 3, 2008 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Down low?"
With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!
by friarinchicago on Jun 3, 2008 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Swing and a miss.
I'll wait to the day's end when the moon is high
And then I'll rise with the tide with a lust for life...
by Axion on Jun 3, 2008 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Clever. LOL
With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!
by friarinchicago on Jun 3, 2008 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know. But Chicago fans are arrogant despite those losing traditions.
With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!
by friarinchicago on Jun 3, 2008 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
As is any large market team.
With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!
by friarinchicago on Jun 3, 2008 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now batting...
Nate Colbert.
"When the going gets tough... TheGrandHatching pops in later." -- WG
by TheGrandHatching on Jun 3, 2008 9:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
we suck we suck
we really really suck. sing along! we suck, we suck, we really really suck!
"Ladies and gentlemen, I suffer with you... I've never seen such stupid baseball playing in my life."
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 3, 2008 9:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Can Barrett catch?
With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!
by friarinchicago on Jun 3, 2008 9:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
soriano is pretty good.
"Ladies and gentlemen, I suffer with you... I've never seen such stupid baseball playing in my life."
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 3, 2008 9:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Notice how Barrett didn't need to move his glove.
With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!
by friarinchicago on Jun 3, 2008 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol
He didn’t even need to wear it.
I'll wait to the day's end when the moon is high
And then I'll rise with the tide with a lust for life...
by Axion on Jun 3, 2008 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is it a bad sign when David Wells leaves a Padres game early?
With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!
by friarinchicago on Jun 3, 2008 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Beer is too expensive
gotta get back to OB before happy hour ends.
"Ladies and gentlemen, I suffer with you... I've never seen such stupid baseball playing in my life."
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 3, 2008 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Depends on the inning
And the hunger level.
(don’t find me and kill me David!)
I'll wait to the day's end when the moon is high
And then I'll rise with the tide with a lust for life...
by Axion on Jun 3, 2008 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hooray.
Well the skull is bashed in.
Could you guys kick a little dirt over us, too? Thanks.
I'll wait to the day's end when the moon is high
And then I'll rise with the tide with a lust for life...
by Axion on Jun 3, 2008 9:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
i fucking hate soriano
"When the going gets tough... TheGrandHatching pops in later." -- WG
by TheGrandHatching on Jun 3, 2008 9:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We need to get the SD City Council to weld the manhole covers closed
Because I hate these damn Cubs fans
by SD Chick N on Jun 3, 2008 10:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Won't they need to get back down there?
With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!
by friarinchicago on Jun 3, 2008 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Weld 'em shut at dawn
After they’ve retreated from the rays of Earth’s yellow sun
by SD Chick N on Jun 3, 2008 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They'll stay up later. It's last call somewhere.
With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!
by friarinchicago on Jun 3, 2008 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
When you do though, block the way behind 'em so they can't come back after Chavez Latrine.
With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!
by friarinchicago on Jun 3, 2008 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And take Barrett and Prior back with you.
With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!
by friarinchicago on Jun 3, 2008 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
P-Keg...nearing .212
With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!
by friarinchicago on Jun 3, 2008 10:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Buddy Black chooses
Egon
I'll wait to the day's end when the moon is high
And then I'll rise with the tide with a lust for life...
by Axion on Jun 3, 2008 10:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Button pushed
Run scored!
I'll wait to the day's end when the moon is high
And then I'll rise with the tide with a lust for life...
by Axion on Jun 3, 2008 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL
With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!
by friarinchicago on Jun 3, 2008 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Another pitching change.
Can we make it to extras for some Dusty Baker action?
I'll wait to the day's end when the moon is high
And then I'll rise with the tide with a lust for life...
by Axion on Jun 3, 2008 10:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I see the Cub faithful have left for Gaslamp taverns. Where they won't tip.
With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!
by friarinchicago on Jun 3, 2008 10:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Let's play memory
Last Briles HR?
I'll wait to the day's end when the moon is high
And then I'll rise with the tide with a lust for life...
by Axion on Jun 3, 2008 10:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ouch
I'll wait to the day's end when the moon is high
And then I'll rise with the tide with a lust for life...
by Axion on Jun 3, 2008 10:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Too soon!
With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!
by friarinchicago on Jun 3, 2008 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow
Riiiiiight down the middle for a strike.
"Ladies and gentlemen, I suffer with you... I've never seen such stupid baseball playing in my life."
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 3, 2008 10:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh. THIS Cla. I get it.
With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!
by friarinchicago on Jun 3, 2008 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rockies shut out the Dodgers?
With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!
by friarinchicago on Jun 3, 2008 10:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Small joy
But I will gladly take it on this downer of an evening
Hell is other people...and Dodger/Red Sox/Cub fans
- Jean Paul Sartre
by pasadenapadre on Jun 3, 2008 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LoL
Nice catch Mac
"Ladies and gentlemen, I suffer with you... I've never seen such stupid baseball playing in my life."
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 3, 2008 10:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Can we declare the "Petco Factor" dead?
or does it just apply to OUR home run/ general scoring totals?
The Cubs are going to leave town with twenty something to thirty runs over three games most likely…
Ugly
Hell is other people...and Dodger/Red Sox/Cub fans
- Jean Paul Sartre
by pasadenapadre on Jun 3, 2008 10:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
3 more bullets
"Ladies and gentlemen, I suffer with you... I've never seen such stupid baseball playing in my life."
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 3, 2008 10:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Timeout.
Can we get some guys on base before Adrian bats?
I'll wait to the day's end when the moon is high
And then I'll rise with the tide with a lust for life...
by Axion on Jun 3, 2008 10:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Gawd
He’s SO good.
"Ladies and gentlemen, I suffer with you... I've never seen such stupid baseball playing in my life."
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 3, 2008 10:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I feel bad sometimes
that he has to play for the Padres
Hell is other people...and Dodger/Red Sox/Cub fans
- Jean Paul Sartre
by pasadenapadre on Jun 3, 2008 10:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Mike "warning track power" Barrett
"Ladies and gentlemen, I suffer with you... I've never seen such stupid baseball playing in my life."
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 3, 2008 10:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Paul McAnulty
Hahahahaha.
I'll wait to the day's end when the moon is high
And then I'll rise with the tide with a lust for life...
by Axion on Jun 3, 2008 10:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Can't hit a fastball when he's looking for it.
With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!
by friarinchicago on Jun 3, 2008 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
L
I'll wait to the day's end when the moon is high
And then I'll rise with the tide with a lust for life...
by Axion on Jun 3, 2008 10:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The Barrett jinx continues.
With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!
by friarinchicago on Jun 3, 2008 10:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
"one man can't do it alone"
"When the going gets tough... TheGrandHatching pops in later." -- WG
by TheGrandHatching on Jun 3, 2008 10:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
AGon's trying.
With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!
by friarinchicago on Jun 3, 2008 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
3 up 3 down?
ups
1. 1984
2. Adrian
3. We only Ked 6 times
downs
1. pitching
2. hitting except for adrian
3. chase is in AAA
"Ladies and gentlemen, I suffer with you... I've never seen such stupid baseball playing in my life."
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 3, 2008 10:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ups:
1. Adrian
2. We scored 6 runs at PETCO without a homerun.
3. No Fukudome or Edmonds
Downs:
1. We did not hit any homeruns!
2. We gave up another lead!
3. The umpires hate us.
I'll wait to the day's end when the moon is high
And then I'll rise with the tide with a lust for life...
by Axion on Jun 3, 2008 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
late but
i had to listen to the radio then got updates on my phone and then saw the end
I got excited that they scored 6 runs even though it was a loss then i heard about the opportunities they had to score more and that made me sad
but still they have been scoring more… why do we always score a lot when we are losing? weird
you can not keep bumping your head against reality and saying it is not there.
by C8LIN B on Jun 3, 2008 10:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The opposition doesn't care as much and relax.
With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!
by friarinchicago on Jun 3, 2008 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

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