Send the Cubbies off right
by Axion on Jun 3, 2008 11:48 AM PDT
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PrintThe Chicago Cubs are almost gone for the season. Can't say they will be missed. This is probably too late, but here they are anyway. Inspired by Coach John Kentera of 1090, here are a few ways to send the Cubbies off right.
#1: Bartman needs to throw out the first pitch at a game. I don't care how much it costs, get him here, with appropriate security, of course.
#2: Wear out the Garvey homerun. Video, Audio, Subliminal suggestion. WEAR. IT. OUT.
#3: Game day ticket gets 10% off at local bondsman and Kerry Steigerwalt's Pacific Eye Center ... Law Center, sorry. 70 arrests last night.
#4: PETCO Goat Adoption Day
#5: Honoring the Midway. Commissioned in 1945. Yeah, that 1945 .
I'll try to act surprised when the Cubs manage to squander whatever position they are in come September. Until next year, Cubs fans.
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E-mart on the postgame show last night.
I'll wait to the day's end when the moon is high
And then I'll rise with the tide with a lust for life...
Ah, Cubs fans I take it. They don't have jobs here either.
With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!
by friarinchicago on Jun 3, 2008 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Los Federales?
With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!
by friarinchicago on Jun 3, 2008 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions
"#2: Wear out the Garvey homerun. Video, Audio, Subliminal suggestion. WEAR. IT. OUT."
It’s sadly been my purpose in life these last 27 years.
With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!
#1: Bartman needs to throw out the first pitch at a game. I don't care how much it costs, get him here, with appropriate security, of course.
I am absolutely in love with this I idea. Where do I have to give money to make this happen?
I watched all 23 innings and all I got was this lousy signature.
I have two friends
who are stupid effin’ Cubs fans. I mean, I can’t help it; I’ve known these guys since we were kids but anyway they’re usually not too bad but this year they’re really obnoxious because their retarded minds really believe that this year is the year because of destiny or some such crap. Eff them; I hope Zambrano dies in a car fire and all of his stupid fans catch bird flu at his funeral.
www.PadsAndEnds.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev
by TheThirdGonzalez on Jun 4, 2008 10:08 AM PDT reply actions
I'm with ya. And taking on Barrett changed their tides. But try to act surprised when it comes to "next year." Remember, it did take 'em seven pitchers to secure a six-run lead
With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!
by friarinchicago on Jun 4, 2008 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions
Ouch
that much hatred huh? Sounds like someones a little tired of looking up at the rest of the division :D
"What a great call! Your doing a fantastic job, but people expect me to come out here and be upset. So I'm gonna kick some dirt, you understand?" - Lou Pinella
Wow, got some rage issues there, fella?
Take a Xanax. Drink a cream soda. Do some effin’ thing. I can’t imagine why your childhood friends might be excited about the Cubs. Maybe it’s the .644 winning percentage. Your Madres will be luckly to play .446 baseball this year. Enjoy the rest of your awful season, sunshine!
Nanika Ga Okoru!
Oh, and remember, folks: Alfonso Soriano is NOT batting leadoff. He's batting first.
Why don't you tell that to us Padres fans on MSNBC?
Because MSNBC stands for More Snotty Nonsense By Creeps! If you want to talk Cubs smack,do it at Bleed Cubbie Blue! Get the hell out of Gaslamp Ball,arsehole!
Philip Fitzsimmons says Padres rule,Dodgers suck!
by Philip Fitzsimmons on Jun 5, 2008 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions
I was just being
right foot forward (a.k.a. goofy) in saying that…. “DIACF” is nothing more than a nerd phrase I borrowed from one of my WoW loving friends…
By the way, I chased some Early Times with cream soda and did a few rails of the peach footballs earlier; I’m as chill as ever but it’s still a delicious coincidence that you’d mention it…
And by the way, suck a bag of peens.
www.PadsAndEnds.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev
by TheThirdGonzalez on Jun 6, 2008 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions
Ah, classy 'till the very end...
"I love when they play that Go Cubs Win song."
That's real class.....
...to hope somebody dies in a car fire….WOW! You people have no fortitude whatsoever. You have a down year and the bitternees ansd sour grapes surface immediately. There are plenty of lunk heads who are Cub fans, but I’ve yet to hear one wish a fatality on an opponent.
BBWAA's name should be changed to "Power in the hands of Fools"
Turn in your Internets Badge
You swing and miss at hyberbole.
I'll wait to the day's end when the moon is high
And then I'll rise with the tide with a lust for life...
There's hyperbole and there's stupidity.
I’d wish an injury on Chris Young, but Pujols already took care of that for me.
Nanika Ga Okoru!
Oh, and remember, folks: Alfonso Soriano is NOT batting leadoff. He's batting first.
douche
"I get tired of hearing ballplayers belly-ache all the time. They should sit in the press box sometime and watch themselves play."
Point exemplified.
With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!
by friarinchicago on Jun 4, 2008 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I hope a White Sox pitcher throws a bean ball at Derrek Lee!
Arsehole.
Philip Fitzsimmons says Padres rule,Dodgers suck!
by Philip Fitzsimmons on Jun 5, 2008 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh,by the way,dat cubfan daver:
You know the Cubs are on WGN-TV,Chicago’s CW station. Why don’t you do 2 things right now to promote WGN:
1. Dress up in drag and participate in next season’s America’s Next Top Model-All Cub fans who come to PETCO Park should wear CoverGirl cosmetics…”Easy,breezy,beautiful Cover Girl!”
2. And more importantly,you’ll have to face Finlay in a challenge match on “SmackDown” Friday. If you win,then you’ll be true to your word. If Finlay gets the Celtic Cross on your sorry arse,then you’ll have to denounce your support for the Cubs and Chicago sports and move to Mexico. Those Mexican gangs would love to see you,mister. You can’t change history,arsehole…that’s why we were in 2 World Series in your lifetime and the Invaders/Orphans/White Stockings/Cubs/Bozos haven’t been in the Fall Classic since ‘45! Go Cardinals!
Philip Fitzsimmons says Padres rule,Dodgers suck!
by Philip Fitzsimmons on Jun 5, 2008 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions
Try the decaf
I'll wait to the day's end when the moon is high
And then I'll rise with the tide with a lust for life...
Hey...
they still sell that $8.50 near beer at Petco? No wonder you guys have no sense of humor…
"Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball." - Jacque Barzun
"It's not funny when they talk about my team."
You have so much to teach us about humor and sensing it.
I'll wait to the day's end when the moon is high
And then I'll rise with the tide with a lust for life...
Like I answer everything my homeboy Shane says...
“1984!”
www.PadsAndEnds.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev
by TheThirdGonzalez on Jun 6, 2008 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions
It seems to get seventy Cubbie blue bloods arrested when they visit there, so someone's buying it.
With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!
by friarinchicago on Jun 4, 2008 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
How much is your beer at Wrigley? And does that beer taste like it was made in 1945?
Philip Fitzsimmons says Padres rule,Dodgers suck!
by Philip Fitzsimmons on Jun 5, 2008 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions
1984
"Ladies and gentlemen, I suffer with you... I've never seen such stupid baseball playing in my life."
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 4, 2008 6:25 PM PDT reply actions
Don't forget '98...
We were going to inflict more pain of the Cubs 10 years ago in ‘98,but the Atlanta Braves did the dirty work for us (thanks Atlanta!). And the Braves’ reward? They lost to the Padres in the NLCS! Hahahaaa…
Philip Fitzsimmons says Padres rule,Dodgers suck!
by Philip Fitzsimmons on Jun 5, 2008 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions
In the words of Ray and Joan Krok's succesors...
“I’m lovin’ it”
www.PadsAndEnds.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev
by TheThirdGonzalez on Jun 6, 2008 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions
Where you been?
Come on AIM, we need to catch up.
"Ladies and gentlemen, I suffer with you... I've never seen such stupid baseball playing in my life."
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 6, 2008 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions
"I've been everywhere, man."
but mostly working about twenty hours every day so I can bank up large change for a smooth transition to being a transplant. In what tiny down time that I do have I’ve been working on becoming a half-decent bass player since everybody in my band except our bass player is moving out there with me and we decided I’d just take that on along with my mic rockin’ and be some sort of Lemmy or Tom Araya type. Sorry I didn’t get on AIM last night; one of my boys called me right before you posted that and told me to stumble over there because his girlfriend had a drunk friend who wouldn’t stop talking about wanting some Joe junk. Needless to say, I always go wherever some skirts are jonesin’ to sit on the ol’ chowder faucet…
www.PadsAndEnds.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev
by TheThirdGonzalez on Jun 6, 2008 6:07 AM PDT up reply actions
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