I wonder if you could take 9 guys made up of current Padres and Mariners and actually have a semi-decent baseball team. I'm going to guess no. Furthermore, I'm going to guess that if left to their own devices, they would somehow manage to leave Adrian Gonzalez and Ichiro Suzuki off the team.
I'm hoping we see a black hole of suck tonight.
Oh and Brett Tomko is back. WE'RE BUYERS, BABY!