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Open Thread: 6/19, Padres vs. Yankees

San Diego Padres at New York Yankees, Jun 19, 2008 10:05 AM PDT


Here we go again... everybody should be at their computers at work today so let's hear from some new folks.

Go Padres.


W-L ERA WHIP K BB
2008 - Josh Banks 2-0 1.29 1.04 17 5




 

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go pads

i dont have mlb.tv so im relying on you guys and espn gamecast for game info. lets get it done.

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by justdave on Jun 19, 2008 10:04 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I bet you'd pay him

to kick him in the boys.

by Phantom on Jun 19, 2008 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I actually enjoy that.

It’s like bowling…the more drinks you get in you, the better you get at it.

When you come down you and I will be chasing that frog for hours.

by Drama on Jun 19, 2008 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

At least Gilly made contact.

With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!

by friarinchicago on Jun 19, 2008 10:12 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm listening

but John Sterling is just so grating on the ear.

by Phantom on Jun 19, 2008 10:16 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Because I listen on XM

and I refuse to listen to a broadcast that is about 3 minutes behind the real action.

by Phantom on Jun 19, 2008 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

good call

i should invest in one of those portable XM thingies for my office… you get all the games right?

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by justdave on Jun 19, 2008 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yep

All 162 of ‘em. And some ST games as well. You always get the home team broadcast, which is why I’m getting Sterling today.

by Phantom on Jun 19, 2008 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

sold

http://www.wellbelowthemendozaline.blogspot.com

by justdave on Jun 19, 2008 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

they are in talks to merge those services

pending FCC approval I think.

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by Axion on Jun 19, 2008 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yep

DOJ already approved. But every satelite radio is equipped to receive both XM and Sirius signals. It will require a firmware update, but that’s all.

You’ll be able to select all XM, all Sirius, a hybrid of the two, or all XM or all Sirius with à la carte channels from the other service.

by Phantom on Jun 19, 2008 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

John McLaren

just got canned by Seattle.

by Phantom on Jun 19, 2008 10:17 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

No word

I feel pretty bad for McLaren. Poor guy inherited an awful situation.

by Phantom on Jun 19, 2008 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Great

Chopper for a single. Wonderful.

by Phantom on Jun 19, 2008 10:19 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

K

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by Axion on Jun 19, 2008 10:23 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Giambi's rape eyes

So glad I don’t have to see them again after today…

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by Axion on Jun 19, 2008 10:23 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

rape eyes

classic

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by justdave on Jun 19, 2008 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

His eyes glisten in the rearview.

With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!

by friarinchicago on Jun 19, 2008 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

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by Axion on Jun 19, 2008 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow.

Banks K’s A-Rod with 2 on and 1 out. Nice.

by Drama on Jun 19, 2008 10:23 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That was really good pitching

Going in early and then moving away.

by Winfield's Ghost on Jun 19, 2008 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm at work, and My XM won't come in in my building

So I’m limited to Gameday, but having listened to the idiot Yankees broadcasters the last two days, I think I’m better off.

Now, you listen here! 'e's not the Messiah, 'e's a very naughty boy! Now, go away! -Brian's mother from Life of Brian, or KT

by Boilermaker19 on Jun 19, 2008 10:24 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

gamedays great

until it invariably lags and stops working. then it’ll fire through like 11 at bats in 5 seconds and leave you confused and saddened.

like an encounter with giambi’s rape eyes. (i’ll be using that all week thank you very much.)

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by justdave on Jun 19, 2008 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Do you have your XM

radio hooked up to a satelite? I have a Pioneer Inno (which can record XM broadcasts, which kicks all sorts of ass) hooked up to a home kit. It sits in a dock at work and I have my antenna aimed out the window. The Inno has an Antenna Aiming function that allows you to tweak your placement to get the best satelite and terestrial signal.

by Phantom on Jun 19, 2008 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

On that note

I don’t know how I’d get through my work day without XM. I listen to Lex and Terry (national radio talk show out of Dallas) every morning and then usually listen to Ethel or Home Plate.

by Phantom on Jun 19, 2008 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have the Delphi SKYfi3

I hook it up to a home kit at home, but I work in a factory, and my office has a window, but it overlooks the plant, not the outside. I’d have to drill through about 8” of concrete, and I don’t believe I have authorization to do that.

Now, you listen here! 'e's not the Messiah, 'e's a very naughty boy! Now, go away! -Brian's mother from Life of Brian, or KT

by Boilermaker19 on Jun 19, 2008 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You can listen to XM online, but not games,

And they recently added homeplate to the online service.

Now, you listen here! 'e's not the Messiah, 'e's a very naughty boy! Now, go away! -Brian's mother from Life of Brian, or KT

by Boilermaker19 on Jun 19, 2008 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The hell with that!

The home kit with the antenna should work fairly well at work. Do you live in or near a large metropolitan area? That’s where the bulk of their terrestrial repeaters are located.

by Phantom on Jun 19, 2008 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

BANKS!

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by justdave on Jun 19, 2008 10:26 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Awesome

Nice work Josh!

by Phantom on Jun 19, 2008 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Another K

Banks

Cha-ching

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by Axion on Jun 19, 2008 10:26 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, buddy!

With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!

by friarinchicago on Jun 19, 2008 10:27 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wait

Did that guy just have a puppet?

by Winfield's Ghost on Jun 19, 2008 10:29 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I've heard both pronounciations

But I don’t care enough to have it resolved.

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by Axion on Jun 19, 2008 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who's the Yankees' new Ruben Rivera?

With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!

by friarinchicago on Jun 19, 2008 10:29 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Chase!

Nice double. Let’s go guys!

by Phantom on Jun 19, 2008 10:30 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hah!

He certainly has been able to hit as advertised thus far. Let’s see if he can keep it up.

by Phantom on Jun 19, 2008 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

dunno who this guy is

but i sure do like him.

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by justdave on Jun 19, 2008 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If we miss the playoffs by a game or two

I’m gonna be little irritated that we waited so long to call him up. Seems like we’ve lost a ton of games where a single hit or two would’ve made a difference.

by Winfield's Ghost on Jun 19, 2008 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Chase

hallowed by thy ground-rule double.

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by Axion on Jun 19, 2008 10:31 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Work and Baseball

not necessarily in that order

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra

by Sammy G on Jun 19, 2008 10:31 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

oh yeah im doing abslutely nothing.

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by justdave on Jun 19, 2008 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm pretending

to read through an RFP.

by Phantom on Jun 19, 2008 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

things would be easier

if I just worked for a brewery

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra

by Sammy G on Jun 19, 2008 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I got nothing.

With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!

by friarinchicago on Jun 19, 2008 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

seriously.

i’d be down for some karl strauss right about now.

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by justdave on Jun 19, 2008 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm too hooked to take lunch.

With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!

by friarinchicago on Jun 19, 2008 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Walk

walks’s as good as a hit, walk’s as good as a hit, hey!

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by Axion on Jun 19, 2008 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

its okay

they look similiar, could be twins

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra

by Sammy G on Jun 19, 2008 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The windmill twins

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by Axion on Jun 19, 2008 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

we cant afford to let him off the hook here

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by justdave on Jun 19, 2008 10:34 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'd settle

for a HBP or wild pitch.

by Phantom on Jun 19, 2008 10:35 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

wheres tubanulty when ya need him

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by justdave on Jun 19, 2008 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damnit

Slider just ate Hairston. C’mon Khalil.

by Phantom on Jun 19, 2008 10:35 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

C'mon K-bot

Now, you listen here! 'e's not the Messiah, 'e's a very naughty boy! Now, go away! -Brian's mother from Life of Brian, or KT

by Boilermaker19 on Jun 19, 2008 10:36 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Shit

C’mon Khalil.

by Phantom on Jun 19, 2008 10:36 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh son of a f'ing bitch!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING ADRIAN! Adrian just got gunned down on a passed ball. FUCK!

by Phantom on Jun 19, 2008 10:37 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

No, just frustrated

And He knows Khalil’s gonna fan.

Now, you listen here! 'e's not the Messiah, 'e's a very naughty boy! Now, go away! -Brian's mother from Life of Brian, or KT

by Boilermaker19 on Jun 19, 2008 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seriously

if Khalil hits a deep fly ball, I’m going to be furious.

by Phantom on Jun 19, 2008 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

so glad

im unable to see what just happened.

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by justdave on Jun 19, 2008 10:38 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Guess it doesn't matter

Khalil K’ed anyway. Awesome. The Padres are just flat out f’ing awesome.

by Phantom on Jun 19, 2008 10:38 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Didn't see that coming.

With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!

by friarinchicago on Jun 19, 2008 10:38 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Unbelievable!

Now, you listen here! 'e's not the Messiah, 'e's a very naughty boy! Now, go away! -Brian's mother from Life of Brian, or KT

by Boilermaker19 on Jun 19, 2008 10:39 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

wow

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by justdave on Jun 19, 2008 10:39 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Why is it

that I hear circus music?

2008 Padres presented by Barnum and Bailey … might as well take the time to introduce myself. Longtime reader, first time complainer.

by Lancers46 on Jun 19, 2008 10:40 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Finally

we’ve been waiting.

by jbox on Jun 19, 2008 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bad week to stop sniffing glue

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra

by Sammy G on Jun 19, 2008 10:41 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

quitters never win

look at the lakers

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by justdave on Jun 19, 2008 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

at least banks

is a pure unadulterated badass

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by justdave on Jun 19, 2008 10:44 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

At least Banks

wants to win. God I cannpot believe the top of the second.

by Phantom on Jun 19, 2008 10:47 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

its just like the book

hopefully the ending is different

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra

by Sammy G on Jun 19, 2008 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That stupid win streak we had screwed up everything.

We should be open for business and fielding all trade offers. I want KT going through like 3 cell phones between now and August 1st. Stupid D-Backs.

by Drama on Jun 19, 2008 10:48 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

i want to boycott michael barrett

i hate every single thing about him

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by justdave on Jun 19, 2008 10:52 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

I’m not sure what happened to that guy’s career. Remember when he won the Silver Slugger? What the hell happened?

by Phantom on Jun 19, 2008 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

its a myth

never happened. i dont care what baseball-reference says.

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by justdave on Jun 19, 2008 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

45 pitches through

3 for Chamberlain. This doesn’t exactly bode well for us.

by Phantom on Jun 19, 2008 10:52 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm thinking

that’s a distinct possibility.

by Phantom on Jun 19, 2008 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seriously

We get absolutely routinely raped in Interleague play. I don’t know why that is, but we do.

by Phantom on Jun 19, 2008 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

can't we play the royals and the rangers 18 times?

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by justdave on Jun 19, 2008 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tigers.

Maybe we’ll get lucky and they’ll bring up Dontrelle for a start this weekend. We can dream, right?

by Drama on Jun 19, 2008 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So he can go 8 innings

of two-hit shutout ball? It’d be a confidence boost for him.

by Lancers46 on Jun 19, 2008 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He'd probably

shut us down though. We seem to really struggle against people with ERAs over 5

by Phantom on Jun 19, 2008 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Yanks

have this annoying habit of fouling of tons of pitches.

by Phantom on Jun 19, 2008 10:56 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Man...

Banks really pitching well.

by Drama on Jun 19, 2008 10:59 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yes he is

He’s just burining through too many pitches early. Gotta give credit to this New York team. They’re a bunch of good hitters.

by Phantom on Jun 19, 2008 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I love that

Sterling is referring to Chase Headley as a Padre hitter with power.

by Phantom on Jun 19, 2008 11:04 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

lets go jesus H(eadley) christ

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by justdave on Jun 19, 2008 11:08 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ugh

all good things must come to an end

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by justdave on Jun 19, 2008 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Our first lead of the series?

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by Axion on Jun 19, 2008 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's two ground rule

doubles for us today. Weird. At least this time there was someone on second.

by Phantom on Jun 19, 2008 11:10 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hairston

with two 0-2 counts today. Not exactly a recipe for success.

by Phantom on Jun 19, 2008 11:11 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

graybeard coming through in the clutch!

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by justdave on Jun 19, 2008 11:11 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Jeez

We score a run and it’s like a ghost town in here.

by Phantom on Jun 19, 2008 11:12 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Christ

Adrian is out at home again! WTF Adrian!

by Phantom on Jun 19, 2008 11:13 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Someone needs

to get up Glen Hoffman’s ass. This has been atrocious.

by Phantom on Jun 19, 2008 11:14 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Maybe we need another Hoffman Bandwagon?

Plays like this suck though. These things should not happen, especially not twice in the same game(not really the same situtations but still…

by sixpakfrombelgium on Jun 19, 2008 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damnit

Khalil hits it to deep RF, but not enough. God I’m so sick of us wasting these opportunities.

by Phantom on Jun 19, 2008 11:15 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YES network announcers

Saying how weird it is that A-Go just kinda lets himself get tagged. I have to agree. That’s no kinda killer instinct to not drop a shoulder or slide.

by Dex on Jun 19, 2008 11:15 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Agreed

If you’re gonna be out, you might as well rough up the catcher. I’m fine with him taking it easy on a pitcher, but you might as well cause some hell.

by Phantom on Jun 19, 2008 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

A-Rod

gets credit for ingenuity there. Better than just giving yourself up.

by Phantom on Jun 19, 2008 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah and for comedic value

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by justdave on Jun 19, 2008 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ugh

Well we got one from an unlikely source…

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by Axion on Jun 19, 2008 11:16 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Of course

He’s showing up Joba

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by Axion on Jun 19, 2008 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And he's doing it

without having to throw a million miles an hour.

by Phantom on Jun 19, 2008 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not good

He just hit Giambi. Hopefully this doesn’t snowball.

by Phantom on Jun 19, 2008 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And he just nailed Giambi

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by Axion on Jun 19, 2008 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm gonna love seeing Banks live

He seems to throw like 15 different pitches.

by Dex on Jun 19, 2008 11:24 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

yeah i read 8

including a knuckleball, can anyone confirm?

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by justdave on Jun 19, 2008 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

8 indeed

Not a conventional knuckle, more in the upper 70s he said.

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by Axion on Jun 19, 2008 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Carlin

confirmed that he throws 8 separate pitches.

by Phantom on Jun 19, 2008 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think he throws

- 3 fastballs (a 2-seamer, a sinker, and a cutter)-
- a change
- a slider
- a slurve
- a curve
- a super knuck

by Phantom on Jun 19, 2008 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It was on Too Much Show Yesterday

Here is your audio link

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by Axion on Jun 19, 2008 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he just threw a splitter

unless that’s what you’re counting as his sinker.

by Dex on Jun 19, 2008 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

what an awesome name for a pitch

super-knuck…

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by justdave on Jun 19, 2008 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

let the man-crush begin

i need a new one after bradley left…

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by justdave on Jun 19, 2008 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dammit, Barrett.

We’re not gonna get a damn thing for him at the deadline. Did he just forget how to hit?? What the hell?

by Drama on Jun 19, 2008 11:29 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

the opponents have kryptonite in their pockets

only plausible explanation.

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by justdave on Jun 19, 2008 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Grrr

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by Axion on Jun 19, 2008 11:36 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Cmon Banks

Pitches are getting elevated…

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by Axion on Jun 19, 2008 11:43 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

he should've looked over

if the announcers have the move read, then he’s gotta mix it up cause you know melky does.

by Dex on Jun 19, 2008 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh Christ

Two stolen bases. Awesome.

by Phantom on Jun 19, 2008 11:44 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Freebies.

With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!

by friarinchicago on Jun 19, 2008 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

*sigh

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by Axion on Jun 19, 2008 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

we're surprised?

barrett has a worse arm than johnny damon.

aka tee baller

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by justdave on Jun 19, 2008 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

tough to ask our pitchers to throw a shutout every time

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by justdave on Jun 19, 2008 11:48 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Very nice

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by Axion on Jun 19, 2008 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pitching Change:

Jose Veras replaces Jose Veras

umm, ok.

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by Axion on Jun 19, 2008 11:58 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

whoa 246 comments

I guess you didn’t miss me!

"It is only by an unimaginable chance that our world circles just close enough to and just far enough from a single, constant star."

by ABY on Jun 19, 2008 12:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

i feel like there are many many bored people at work

myself included

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by justdave on Jun 19, 2008 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

well

that’ll do it…

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by justdave on Jun 19, 2008 12:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Poor Josh....

If it weren’t for that debacle in the top of the 2nd, he’d at least be looking at a no-decision.

by Drama on Jun 19, 2008 12:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Which pitch is A-Rod taking second on?

With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!

by friarinchicago on Jun 19, 2008 12:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

next time we play the rockies

taveras will somehow get 9 SBs, you heard it here first.

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by justdave on Jun 19, 2008 12:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He'll do it on one walk too.

With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!

by friarinchicago on Jun 19, 2008 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he'd have to get on base at least 3 times

and that would take him at least 4 games.

by Dex on Jun 19, 2008 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

against us im sure he can find a way...

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by justdave on Jun 19, 2008 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Phew

"It is only by an unimaginable chance that our world circles just close enough to and just far enough from a single, constant star."

by ABY on Jun 19, 2008 12:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Let's get this one back

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by Axion on Jun 19, 2008 12:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Rod!

With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!

by friarinchicago on Jun 19, 2008 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Have we been swept this season already?

note: anti-jinx into play…

"It is only by an unimaginable chance that our world circles just close enough to and just far enough from a single, constant star."

by ABY on Jun 19, 2008 12:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What if ...

we stole a base?

With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!

by friarinchicago on Jun 19, 2008 12:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

We are bad at doing anything on the basepaths

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by Axion on Jun 19, 2008 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Even coaching at third base.

With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!

by friarinchicago on Jun 19, 2008 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

probably get nicked!

"It is only by an unimaginable chance that our world circles just close enough to and just far enough from a single, constant star."

by ABY on Jun 19, 2008 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

barrett is hitting .053 on the road

i’m pretty sure randy johnson is doing better than that.

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by justdave on Jun 19, 2008 12:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

johnson is hitting .118 this year

i can’t find home/road splits but this is very intriguing to me.

http://www.wellbelowthemendozaline.blogspot.com

by justdave on Jun 19, 2008 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

pre-cooked or wet

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by justdave on Jun 19, 2008 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i mean dry, im retarded

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by justdave on Jun 19, 2008 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Only

because Luuuke showed up Chase last night and is on the sh*tlist.

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by Axion on Jun 19, 2008 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Come on, guys

Luke Carlin is NOT an improvement over Michael Barrett. Look at his batting average, he’s just too young an inexperienced. And last night was inexcusable! He could have gotten either one of them hurt or not gotten the out!

by kdukat on Jun 19, 2008 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's batting .170ish. That's better.

With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!

by friarinchicago on Jun 19, 2008 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

a trained poodle is an improvement over barrett

not even a well trained one, just one that doesnt SHIT THE EFFING BED

http://www.wellbelowthemendozaline.blogspot.com

by justdave on Jun 19, 2008 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or Piazza.

With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!

by friarinchicago on Jun 19, 2008 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's scary

And he does have a home run, it came on the last homestand. I am not saying he’s great, but the experience in calling a game is better, not the hitting, neither one is hitting that well.

by kdukat on Jun 19, 2008 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, I'm at work.

With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!

by friarinchicago on Jun 19, 2008 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like Michael Barrett too

I’d like to morph the three catchers together.

by Dex on Jun 19, 2008 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cool

I heart MB and Rrrrrramowne!

"It is only by an unimaginable chance that our world circles just close enough to and just far enough from a single, constant star."

by ABY on Jun 19, 2008 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What was the deal yesterday

with Headley’s HR ball?

"It is only by an unimaginable chance that our world circles just close enough to and just far enough from a single, constant star."

by ABY on Jun 19, 2008 12:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It was found in the East River

with multiple stab wounds and it’s wallet and watch were missing.

by theodore donald kerabatsos on Jun 19, 2008 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

way to come out hacking edgar

against a guy with control problems. excellent

http://www.wellbelowthemendozaline.blogspot.com

by justdave on Jun 19, 2008 12:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That was a really nice pitch to hit tho

Right over the plate.

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by Axion on Jun 19, 2008 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ahh sorry

watching it via gamecast and their pitch location is suspect at best. did he at least give it a ride?

http://www.wellbelowthemendozaline.blogspot.com

by justdave on Jun 19, 2008 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

mid-left center

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by Axion on Jun 19, 2008 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't mean to be nitpicky

But I don’t like the way they say “a moment of silent prayer.” That’s inherently religious, right? What happened to a “moment of silence.”

by SD Chick N on Jun 19, 2008 12:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

For our bullpen?

With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!

by friarinchicago on Jun 19, 2008 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

for barrett

you guys have his throat slit right now!

"It is only by an unimaginable chance that our world circles just close enough to and just far enough from a single, constant star."

by ABY on Jun 19, 2008 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah sorry

i’m sorta anti, in case you couldn’t tell.

he’s my least favorite padre since ryan klesko and jay payton, the double play duo

http://www.wellbelowthemendozaline.blogspot.com

by justdave on Jun 19, 2008 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh man, Ryan Klesko

What a meat head. He was such a whiny B, always pissy after striking out. Which was a lot.

by SD Chick N on Jun 19, 2008 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he was the king of the game ending double play

more predictable than the sunrise

http://www.wellbelowthemendozaline.blogspot.com

by justdave on Jun 19, 2008 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

a lot of ground rule doubles here over the last few days

http://www.wellbelowthemendozaline.blogspot.com

by justdave on Jun 19, 2008 12:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Those stands in the corners there jut out

They just bounce right up and in.

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by Axion on Jun 19, 2008 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah its weird

its not like its fenway with the 4 foot right field wall. they’re actually normal height. springy warning track i guess to let their geriatric outfielders get some added hops

http://www.wellbelowthemendozaline.blogspot.com

by justdave on Jun 19, 2008 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good thing they are getting rid of the place

I say tear down that mutant breeding ground. Tear it down!

by SD Chick N on Jun 19, 2008 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

GILLY!

"It is only by an unimaginable chance that our world circles just close enough to and just far enough from a single, constant star."

by ABY on Jun 19, 2008 12:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

"What a great grab by Brian Giles"

MattyV Ch4 (and half the padre clubhouse!)

"It is only by an unimaginable chance that our world circles just close enough to and just far enough from a single, constant star."

by ABY on Jun 19, 2008 12:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Strikes Corey

throw them

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by justdave on Jun 19, 2008 12:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fire Extinguished

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by Axion on Jun 19, 2008 12:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

And I do believe I have posted Rallyin' Rod

Ok, Friar? Your turn.

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by Axion on Jun 19, 2008 12:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I love him! What do I need to do>

With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!

by friarinchicago on Jun 19, 2008 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Haha

Was talking to The Friar, as in the team. :)

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by Axion on Jun 19, 2008 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was hoping that was the case.

With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!

by friarinchicago on Jun 19, 2008 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

George Romero

He actually did something that didn’t have ”...of the Dead” at the end of the title?

by SD Chick N on Jun 19, 2008 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah...but the episodes all did.

With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!

by friarinchicago on Jun 19, 2008 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

*not really. =)

With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!

by friarinchicago on Jun 19, 2008 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yay

Farnsworth! They Yanks take pity on us!

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by Axion on Jun 19, 2008 12:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

tumor...

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by Axion on Jun 19, 2008 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Weird move

Bring in a righty to face two lefties and a switch hitter who hit a home run off you the night before? That seems like a bonehead move. Hope we can make that come true.

by kdukat on Jun 19, 2008 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

we have a habit of making managers look like geniuses

http://www.wellbelowthemendozaline.blogspot.com

by justdave on Jun 19, 2008 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

no pressure chase

http://www.wellbelowthemendozaline.blogspot.com

by justdave on Jun 19, 2008 1:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Just no ground rule double

With a runner on first, those are annoying!

by kdukat on Jun 19, 2008 1:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ugh

http://www.wellbelowthemendozaline.blogspot.com

by justdave on Jun 19, 2008 1:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

come on greybeard

http://www.wellbelowthemendozaline.blogspot.com

by justdave on Jun 19, 2008 1:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That's your upper lip

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by Axion on Jun 19, 2008 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HEYOOOOOO

http://www.wellbelowthemendozaline.blogspot.com

by justdave on Jun 19, 2008 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Giles is the only player

NOT to strike out today, 12 in all, that is awful and 3 from what seems like everyone’s favorite player chase, now I can see why he had so many in AAA

by kdukat on Jun 19, 2008 1:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Uh Oh

Heater in and nobody here to do the spiel.

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by Axion on Jun 19, 2008 1:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Here comes The Heat

“The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.”

by Drama on Jun 19, 2008 1:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

THE LAWD!

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by Axion on Jun 19, 2008 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

K

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by Axion on Jun 19, 2008 1:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

classic heat

http://www.wellbelowthemendozaline.blogspot.com

by justdave on Jun 19, 2008 1:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

3 more outs,Padres

Do this and do it now!

by SD Chick N on Jun 19, 2008 1:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Okay, lets go

"It is only by an unimaginable chance that our world circles just close enough to and just far enough from a single, constant star."

by ABY on Jun 19, 2008 1:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Is Phantom still in the loo?

"It is only by an unimaginable chance that our world circles just close enough to and just far enough from a single, constant star."

by ABY on Jun 19, 2008 1:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Could be worse....

At least we didn’t give up an inside-the-park homerun to Prince F**king Fielder.

by Drama on Jun 19, 2008 1:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

woah

that’s what that shaking was, damn!

"It is only by an unimaginable chance that our world circles just close enough to and just far enough from a single, constant star."

by ABY on Jun 19, 2008 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Any chance any of our guys

have any positive experience against Rivera?

by kdukat on Jun 19, 2008 1:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

michael barrett hit a lead off grand slam

then threw out rivera stealing second…

http://www.wellbelowthemendozaline.blogspot.com

by justdave on Jun 19, 2008 1:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

sorry i cant help myself..

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by justdave on Jun 19, 2008 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was going to write "Khalil"

But you don’t really need the “halil” with him now do you?

by Drama on Jun 19, 2008 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yankee lover

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by Axion on Jun 19, 2008 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

pads 600k's in 74 games this season

"It is only by an unimaginable chance that our world circles just close enough to and just far enough from a single, constant star."

by ABY on Jun 19, 2008 1:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

L

Implode that rat nest already

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by Axion on Jun 19, 2008 1:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Seriously

It’s a health hazard. I don’t know why the CDC didn’t shut it down earlier.

by SD Chick N on Jun 19, 2008 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

eff the yankees

did we really just 1-5 on this road trip? yikes….

by TheRevRun on Jun 19, 2008 1:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

But there's NO way we're sellers at the deadline!

With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!

by friarinchicago on Jun 19, 2008 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

wtf over?

I can’t believe a guy like Greg Maddux isn’t demanding a trade…

by TheRevRun on Jun 19, 2008 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I took my daughter to the library to see a puppet show

at the top of the fourth. I knew I made the right decision.

by Winfield's Ghost on Jun 19, 2008 1:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You could have stayed him

a similar show was put on by the Padres right there in the batter’s boxes.

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by Axion on Jun 19, 2008 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

him=home

*tumor…

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by Axion on Jun 19, 2008 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not as much as you'd think

And you know what’s awesome about the puppet show?

They called up their best puppet about six weeks ago.

by Winfield's Ghost on Jun 19, 2008 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

A new source of green energy discovered

Right there in Yankee stadium, 40 strikeouts in the series by Padre “hitters.”

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by Axion on Jun 19, 2008 2:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Man...

‘tec sucks

I watched all 22 innings and all I got was this lousy signature.

by Wonko on Jun 19, 2008 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

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