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Open Thread: 6/18, Padres vs. Yankees

San Diego Padres at New York Yankees, Jun 18, 2008 4:05 PM PDT


From top to bottom the Yankees are so much better than us at every position, except maybe Peavy and Adrian.  Why do we even bother flying all the way to New York?

Headley playing third base today.

Go Padres... sigh.




 

 

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eww rain

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by C8LIN B on Jun 18, 2008 4:06 PM PDT reply actions  

we're winning

rain delay

lol

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by C8LIN B on Jun 18, 2008 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rain Delay

MLB.TV gives us nothing during a rain delay? NOTHING?

by Winfield's Ghost on Jun 18, 2008 4:09 PM PDT reply actions  

So how long is this rain delay supposed to last according to NWS?

"Rich Folkers is throwing up in the bullpen." - Jerry Coleman

by Hacker on Jun 18, 2008 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

they should just put a camera in the clubhouse

and make the padres entertain us

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by C8LIN B on Jun 18, 2008 4:17 PM PDT reply actions  

have you forgotten that we still have a Giles in the clubhouse?

I don’t want to see how he’s terrorizing Chase right now.

Padres Baseball. Feel the Frustration!

by offspeedkills on Jun 18, 2008 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

giles will be in the shower

or a tanning bed

so we’re safe

lol

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by C8LIN B on Jun 18, 2008 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

did they say how bad this rain is?

i dont think i can do another 3 hour wait for an inevitable defeat

Putting lights in Wrigley Field is like putting aluminum siding on the Sistine Chapel. ~Roger Simon, 1988

by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 18, 2008 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

fly to new york

and give Kevin a massage!

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by C8LIN B on Jun 18, 2008 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

if only

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by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 18, 2008 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

just be like

“i’ve heard of sports medicine before, makes me totally qualified” if that doesn’t work just make a run for it!

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by C8LIN B on Jun 18, 2008 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh believe me

a plan for the kidnappings of Kevin and Khalil(for my friend) have been made. Multiple Plans. One even involved Peavy and a McDonald’s haha

one of these days you will see me on the news for something like this…....

Putting lights in Wrigley Field is like putting aluminum siding on the Sistine Chapel. ~Roger Simon, 1988

by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 18, 2008 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'm afraid now

i think i’ll find Kevin and tell him to bring a stun gun everywhere he goes now

and i think Khalil could take care of himself

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by C8LIN B on Jun 18, 2008 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

you have obviously not met my friend lol

he has no chance against her

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by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 18, 2008 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

i read a few years back

that khalil can bench over 300 pounds i think he could kick a little but

maybe his wife is a kung fu specialists

either way i think they need to be warned lol

RUN KHALIL! RUN KEVIN!

you know those old elite security guards are secret weapons

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by C8LIN B on Jun 18, 2008 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

dont tip em off!

itll force us to create another plan :P

and i have a feeling that im gonna have police knocking on my door anytime now after someone reads this thread lol

Putting lights in Wrigley Field is like putting aluminum siding on the Sistine Chapel. ~Roger Simon, 1988

by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 18, 2008 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha watch the players read it

and sit around going “who are these people”

haha as long as you let them go for the games or find decent replacements for them, go for it

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by C8LIN B on Jun 18, 2008 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh they would be able to play

cuz that would be cruel to not let them :P

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by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 18, 2008 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

have fun then

don’t break anything

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by C8LIN B on Jun 18, 2008 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

get khalil to bust a flow

Padres Baseball. Feel the Frustration!

by offspeedkills on Jun 18, 2008 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

that is up to my friend lol

Putting lights in Wrigley Field is like putting aluminum siding on the Sistine Chapel. ~Roger Simon, 1988

by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 18, 2008 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

no more wind in the forecast

that’s the nice little update we have

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by C8LIN B on Jun 18, 2008 4:47 PM PDT reply actions  

well wonderful

but what do kooz and khalil think about it?

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by offspeedkills on Jun 18, 2008 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

you should ask them

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by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 18, 2008 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

i don't know

ask iLOVEkouz5 to ask them when she kidnaps them

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by C8LIN B on Jun 18, 2008 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

And makes a Kooz suit...

*shudder

can you cure us of this fate
mock the litany in its face

by Axion on Jun 18, 2008 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

i would never!

Putting lights in Wrigley Field is like putting aluminum siding on the Sistine Chapel. ~Roger Simon, 1988

by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 18, 2008 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

i thought

it was the body hair doll

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by C8LIN B on Jun 18, 2008 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

body hair doll?

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by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 18, 2008 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

cuz he’s bald

Padres Baseball. Feel the Frustration!

by offspeedkills on Jun 18, 2008 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea

some ot thread someone said something about a hair doll and it got into a conversation about if he had enough hair since he’s bald, i mentioned that he has a lot of facial hair and someone said there were other places to get hair from

it was a really weird conversation but made sense at the time

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by C8LIN B on Jun 18, 2008 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

raises hand

i had a part in this…it was after a W is my excuse lol

Padres Baseball. Feel the Frustration!

by offspeedkills on Jun 18, 2008 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

sometimes you win, sometimes you lose....

...and sometimes it rains.

Thing about that.

by XSD on Jun 18, 2008 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

i used to think

the games were my excuse for not doing homework, but i’m still not doing it during the rain delay

i now blame ryan klesko

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by C8LIN B on Jun 18, 2008 5:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Gameday says

“Warmup”

This is a change from “Delayed: Rain”

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by Axion on Jun 18, 2008 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Let's get on with it already...

Yes, it’s coming on. Freaking MLB.TV.

Still waiting for "Baseball Today" to give the Padres some love.

by momosanche on Jun 18, 2008 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

i hope!!!!!!

Michael Kay is teasing us

Padres Baseball. Feel the Frustration!

by offspeedkills on Jun 18, 2008 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

my heart has broken

Padres third baseman Kevin Kouzmanoff will miss between three and five days with a strained lower back.

Putting lights in Wrigley Field is like putting aluminum siding on the Sistine Chapel. ~Roger Simon, 1988

by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 18, 2008 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

look at it this way

tomorrow is the third day!
and you can cut a picture of him out and stick it in the kooz koozie

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by C8LIN B on Jun 18, 2008 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

im going on fri and sat.
i expect him in at least 1

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by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 18, 2008 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'd say saturday probably

sucks for him that he has to sit on a plane for several hours tomorrow

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by C8LIN B on Jun 18, 2008 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

they should let him lay in the aisle

lol

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by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 18, 2008 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

yay baseball!!!

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by C8LIN B on Jun 18, 2008 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

.....im get impatient

i did not get to see head yesterday

Padres Baseball. Feel the Frustration!

by offspeedkills on Jun 18, 2008 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

arods off to go text pete rose

Putting lights in Wrigley Field is like putting aluminum siding on the Sistine Chapel. ~Roger Simon, 1988

by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 18, 2008 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

“just k’ed. need a hug. i luv u bff”

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by C8LIN B on Jun 18, 2008 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jake

1.0 IP….28 pitches. This should end well.

by Drama on Jun 18, 2008 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

PMAC

stopped at Monument Park for a visit before getting to that ball.

by strummer on Jun 18, 2008 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

wow

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by C8LIN B on Jun 18, 2008 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Huber would have had it

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by Axion on Jun 18, 2008 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

The Savior would have floated up to catch it before hitting into the seats

Putting lights in Wrigley Field is like putting aluminum siding on the Sistine Chapel. ~Roger Simon, 1988

by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 18, 2008 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think huber would have had it too

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by C8LIN B on Jun 18, 2008 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

What are we the Dbags?

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by Axion on Jun 18, 2008 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

gonna be a long game, yo

but it is darrel freakin rasner too

Padres Baseball. Feel the Frustration!

by offspeedkills on Jun 18, 2008 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

We need to stop making errors

That’s not what we do. :(

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by Axion on Jun 18, 2008 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

strikeouts are our thing

stick to the status quo Padres!

Putting lights in Wrigley Field is like putting aluminum siding on the Sistine Chapel. ~Roger Simon, 1988

by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 18, 2008 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

54 pitches

Is the bullpen already getting ready?

by Drama on Jun 18, 2008 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

How about some offense?

Somebody drop an F-bomb or flash a nipple.

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by Axion on Jun 18, 2008 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Michael Kay is such a jack-off.

The arrogance and ego of these pricks never ceases to amaze.

by Drama on Jun 18, 2008 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

just signed up

you guys always do these threads during a game?

by chaos on Jun 18, 2008 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

sure do

welcome

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by Axion on Jun 18, 2008 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess I should add a disclaimer

If the mods are on “prospect protest,” they may be late.

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by Axion on Jun 18, 2008 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

well im off to work

wish i could stay longer and chat but duty calls.
nice to meet you all

by chaos on Jun 18, 2008 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Is it the Padres?

Or us that make you want to leave so soon ?

by strummer on Jun 18, 2008 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

prolly both

Putting lights in Wrigley Field is like putting aluminum siding on the Sistine Chapel. ~Roger Simon, 1988

by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 18, 2008 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Peavy losing to a generic nobody,we're being shut out again,we're losing to the Yankees...

I can’t take any of this. Tell me when the Padres leave Yankee Stadium. I have had enough of the New York Yankees. See you all on Friday.

Philip Fitzsimmons says Padres rule,Dodgers suck!

by Philip Fitzsimmons on Jun 18, 2008 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Remember a week ago?

When we were all like “Third place is so close to first place”?

Now it seems way closer to last place.

by Winfield's Ghost on Jun 18, 2008 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

it hurts

when AZ can lose 3 in a row, and not be even close to losing their 1st place spot

Putting lights in Wrigley Field is like putting aluminum siding on the Sistine Chapel. ~Roger Simon, 1988

by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 18, 2008 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

well

if we can’t take advantage that is our problem

and who would you rather be in first if the padres can’t be

AZ or LA

so i vote AZ stays in first until we take it from them
cus screw LA

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by C8LIN B on Jun 18, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

true. all true.

but it hurts so much to have to choose

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by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 18, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

EDGAR!!!!!

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by C8LIN B on Jun 18, 2008 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

EDGAR!!!

Putting lights in Wrigley Field is like putting aluminum siding on the Sistine Chapel. ~Roger Simon, 1988

by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 18, 2008 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Just missed tying

it up, story of this season.

by Phantom on Jun 18, 2008 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

c'mon chase!!

no pressure

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by C8LIN B on Jun 18, 2008 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

ohhh chase

tsk tsk

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by C8LIN B on Jun 18, 2008 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Well at least he didn't

Khalil

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by Axion on Jun 18, 2008 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

I do believe

Khalil started off the rally with a walk. Please show some respect where it is due.

by Phantom on Jun 18, 2008 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alright.

Khalil hasn’t even been striking out either, he’s making good contact again.

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by Axion on Jun 18, 2008 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Im fired up

since we’ve decided that apparently Interleague play means we have to play like a bunch of f’ing third graders. Absolutely disgraceful baseball right now.

by Phantom on Jun 18, 2008 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions   3 recs

I'm with you

Mother-effin’ rec’d. We always embarrass ourselves in these “contests.” Ridiculous.

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by Axion on Jun 18, 2008 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn.

Chase is ripping it though. Keep swinging it.

by Drama on Jun 18, 2008 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Chase creams it

but gets under it just too much. At least Rasner threw an ass load of pitches. Hopefully we can actually play like a major league team for the next few innings.

by Phantom on Jun 18, 2008 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

and i quote

Hope is cruel

Putting lights in Wrigley Field is like putting aluminum siding on the Sistine Chapel. ~Roger Simon, 1988

by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 18, 2008 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damnit

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by Axion on Jun 18, 2008 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

holy baseball

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by C8LIN B on Jun 18, 2008 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

The next time

I hear “See ya!” I’m gonna shoot someone. Jesus Christ.

by Phantom on Jun 18, 2008 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Drama really hurt you

when he left, didn’t he?

I think some Alanis Morisette may be in order.

by Phantom on Jun 18, 2008 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

For the record...

I have never gone down on WG in a theater.

by Drama on Jun 18, 2008 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Theaters are sacred ground.

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by Axion on Jun 18, 2008 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

(so f'ing rec'd)

I still can’t believe that song was written about that guy from Full House.

by Phantom on Jun 18, 2008 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it was

written about Dave Coulier?

by Phantom on Jun 18, 2008 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

it was about coulier

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by C8LIN B on Jun 18, 2008 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was kidding about Saget.

And my experience with him was great. Very funny, nice guy.

by Drama on Jun 18, 2008 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

This one got out of hand in a hurry.

by Winfield's Ghost on Jun 18, 2008 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

As opposed to

when it takes a little longer to get out of hand? This is GLB’s bread and butter.

by SD Chick N on Jun 18, 2008 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right

I sort of thought we were out of practice.

by Winfield's Ghost on Jun 18, 2008 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Totally.

We’re much funnier when the team is succesful.

by Drama on Jun 18, 2008 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Photobucket

Putting lights in Wrigley Field is like putting aluminum siding on the Sistine Chapel. ~Roger Simon, 1988

by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 18, 2008 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

ditto

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by C8LIN B on Jun 18, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Defense!

Eureka!

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by Axion on Jun 18, 2008 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

The bullpens are going to be emptied tonight.

Jake 76 pitches. Rasner 68. After three innings.

by Drama on Jun 18, 2008 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

9-game hitting streak for Khalil

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by Axion on Jun 18, 2008 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit!!

E-Gon f**king ripped that ball.

by Drama on Jun 18, 2008 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

That's kind of

how it’s been tonite. It’s so god damn frustrating.

Oh, and you know who’s getting red hot right now? The f’ing Tigers.

Awesome.

by Phantom on Jun 18, 2008 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

How many guys

has Rasner walked? And we’re still losing?

by Phantom on Jun 18, 2008 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMNIT CHASE!

Get used to it bud, you’re in the Bigs now.

by Phantom on Jun 18, 2008 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Corey.

Thanks for the 4 innings, Jake.

by Drama on Jun 18, 2008 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I bet

Jake saw ‘tec before the game and couldn’t shake the sight of him…

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by Axion on Jun 18, 2008 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

whats with the carnival music?

Putting lights in Wrigley Field is like putting aluminum siding on the Sistine Chapel. ~Roger Simon, 1988

by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 18, 2008 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

um yankees are lame.

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by C8LIN B on Jun 18, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

explanation accepted

Putting lights in Wrigley Field is like putting aluminum siding on the Sistine Chapel. ~Roger Simon, 1988

by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 18, 2008 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

well at least

that throw wasnt eight feet wide of second base

by strummer on Jun 18, 2008 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

they didn't

even look at each other after.

by Jonny Dub on Jun 18, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah what was up

with that ? Carlin looked really ticked off.

by strummer on Jun 18, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

how can you tell though

carlin always looks angry

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by C8LIN B on Jun 18, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

carlin looked kinda smug about it

and headley was ready to throw down

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by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 18, 2008 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

hope they show them fight!

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by C8LIN B on Jun 18, 2008 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea on the replay

you see headley glare at him after but carlin is just walking away

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by C8LIN B on Jun 18, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

dude headley looked like he wanted to kill carlin

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by C8LIN B on Jun 18, 2008 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

i bet

they throw down in the dugout.

by Jonny Dub on Jun 18, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

would have if he missed it

but noo he made the catch so he probably gets a “that’s what i’m talking about”

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by C8LIN B on Jun 18, 2008 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not even.

KT is going to be waiting for Luke in the clubhouse. It’s going to be pitch black, except for the glow of his cigar. The smell of fresh leather drifts on the air above the stink of sweat.

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by Axion on Jun 18, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm turning this off

I can’t wait for Joba to sweep us tomorrow.

by Phantom on Jun 18, 2008 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

No way.

Banks will be money and we’re putting up 4 on Joba.

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by Axion on Jun 18, 2008 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really hate

being outclassed by the yankees

Now, you listen here! 'e's not the Messiah, 'e's a very naughty boy! Now, go away! -Brian's mother from Life of Brian, or KT

by Boilermaker19 on Jun 18, 2008 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Beaten

Not out-classed.

We don’t have any venereal mustaches.

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by Axion on Jun 18, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really really hate

having to listen to these smug-ass Yankees broadcasters on XM while the Yankees are beating us.

Now, you listen here! 'e's not the Messiah, 'e's a very naughty boy! Now, go away! -Brian's mother from Life of Brian, or KT

by Boilermaker19 on Jun 18, 2008 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

THROW ON TIME

yay!!!

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by C8LIN B on Jun 18, 2008 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey now

Strike em out throw em out.

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by Axion on Jun 18, 2008 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

now all we need is

hit em out
give us some HRs!!!!!

Putting lights in Wrigley Field is like putting aluminum siding on the Sistine Chapel. ~Roger Simon, 1988

by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 18, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey giles heard you

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by C8LIN B on Jun 18, 2008 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

and brian "little legs" giles

gets one

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by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 18, 2008 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

hilarious

He does have little legs. It’s like that SNL sketch “How Much Ya Bench?” when Emilio Estevez was hosting. All those roided, huge upper body guys sitting in chairs with fake little legs. Except they didn’t use fake ones for David Spade.

by SD Chick N on Jun 18, 2008 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

me and my dad talk about it every game

so the last game we made it a nickname

Putting lights in Wrigley Field is like putting aluminum siding on the Sistine Chapel. ~Roger Simon, 1988

by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 18, 2008 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Say that again

ILK!

Now, you listen here! 'e's not the Messiah, 'e's a very naughty boy! Now, go away! -Brian's mother from Life of Brian, or KT

by Boilermaker19 on Jun 18, 2008 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

adrian

lets get just one more. you gotta earn those million votes!!!

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by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 18, 2008 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

dang

good job

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by C8LIN B on Jun 18, 2008 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

ADRIAN!

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by Axion on Jun 18, 2008 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Back to Back Jacks!

Giles and Adrian! That’s the way boyos!

by jbox on Jun 18, 2008 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

My interest is piqued

Now, you listen here! 'e's not the Messiah, 'e's a very naughty boy! Now, go away! -Brian's mother from Life of Brian, or KT

by Boilermaker19 on Jun 18, 2008 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

shall i try one more time ro quit while im aheaD?

Putting lights in Wrigley Field is like putting aluminum siding on the Sistine Chapel. ~Roger Simon, 1988

by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 18, 2008 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice!!

Padres are the best team ever

by SD Chick N on Jun 18, 2008 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

you must be at overand's house

picking his mushrooms

Putting lights in Wrigley Field is like putting aluminum siding on the Sistine Chapel. ~Roger Simon, 1988

by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 18, 2008 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tony Clark hates Unicorns

Now, you listen here! 'e's not the Messiah, 'e's a very naughty boy! Now, go away! -Brian's mother from Life of Brian, or KT

by Boilermaker19 on Jun 18, 2008 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Mr. Overrated is up

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by Greeney03 on Jun 18, 2008 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

overrated eh?

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by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 18, 2008 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

curse buttons for posting too soon!

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by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 18, 2008 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn my bad! lol

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by Greeney03 on Jun 18, 2008 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

So long as KG is a Padre

we should probably refrain for commenting on other teams SS

by strummer on Jun 18, 2008 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Damnit!

Now, you listen here! 'e's not the Messiah, 'e's a very naughty boy! Now, go away! -Brian's mother from Life of Brian, or KT

by Boilermaker19 on Jun 18, 2008 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Where's Thatcher?

Now, you listen here! 'e's not the Messiah, 'e's a very naughty boy! Now, go away! -Brian's mother from Life of Brian, or KT

by Boilermaker19 on Jun 18, 2008 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

hopefully in the yankees bullpen

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by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 18, 2008 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, I like Thatcher.

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by Greeney03 on Jun 18, 2008 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

meredith is the new thatcher

Trust me, death is the best argument for moisturizer.

by C8LIN B on Jun 18, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

not my cla!

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by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 18, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea i'd say so

lately

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by C8LIN B on Jun 18, 2008 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I read somewhere

The Rangers might be shopping Milty. WHat’ve we got that they want?

Now, you listen here! 'e's not the Messiah, 'e's a very naughty boy! Now, go away! -Brian's mother from Life of Brian, or KT

by Boilermaker19 on Jun 18, 2008 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Jon Daniels doesn't return KT's calls.

And if Milton had any desire to be a Padre he would be one right now.

by Drama on Jun 18, 2008 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but KT is on Seattle's short list

Would he take calls from Depodesta?

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by Boilermaker19 on Jun 18, 2008 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well

That one run game didnt last long

by strummer on Jun 18, 2008 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

So much for 2 solo shots..

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by Greeney03 on Jun 18, 2008 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

He was all over

that foul pop out to third…

can you cure us of this fate
mock the litany in its face

by Axion on Jun 18, 2008 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sometimes

I think the pitchers are equally to blame.
meridith, maddux, and CY dont hold runners on very well
and have slow deliveries

by strummer on Jun 18, 2008 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I agree

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by Greeney03 on Jun 18, 2008 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

D-Backs are crushing the A's.

Dodgers have won 2 straight.

It’s back to reality for us.

by Drama on Jun 18, 2008 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Reality bites!

Now, you listen here! 'e's not the Messiah, 'e's a very naughty boy! Now, go away! -Brian's mother from Life of Brian, or KT

by Boilermaker19 on Jun 18, 2008 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

reality is so cruel

Putting lights in Wrigley Field is like putting aluminum siding on the Sistine Chapel. ~Roger Simon, 1988

by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 18, 2008 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

when

do we get to play the Mets at home again?

by strummer on Jun 18, 2008 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

the savior has risen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Putting lights in Wrigley Field is like putting aluminum siding on the Sistine Chapel. ~Roger Simon, 1988

by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 18, 2008 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

CHASE!

HALLOWED BE THY NAME!

can you cure us of this fate
mock the litany in its face

by Axion on Jun 18, 2008 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

chasus christ!!!

http://www.wellbelowthemendozaline.blogspot.com

by justdave on Jun 18, 2008 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

ha!

Congrats to the “kid” and he has a real major league memory, his first home run in THTRB (the house…)

by TheRevRun on Jun 18, 2008 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

woah chase

coulda used that when the bases were loaded

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by C8LIN B on Jun 18, 2008 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

i guess its not his style

lets do this one by one

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by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 18, 2008 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

too much pressure then

a solo shot is easier

Trust me, death is the best argument for moisturizer.

by C8LIN B on Jun 18, 2008 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHo's this Headley guy?

Now, you listen here! 'e's not the Messiah, 'e's a very naughty boy! Now, go away! -Brian's mother from Life of Brian, or KT

by Boilermaker19 on Jun 18, 2008 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Khalil is on fire

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by C8LIN B on Jun 18, 2008 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

so hot right now

http://www.wellbelowthemendozaline.blogspot.com

by justdave on Jun 18, 2008 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nobody laugh.

“Multi-hit game, Khalil Greene”

can you cure us of this fate
mock the litany in its face

by Axion on Jun 18, 2008 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

hahaha

...oh man…ur serious

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by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 18, 2008 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I forgot the walk!

Remember when he walked to times in the same game? That was crazy.

can you cure us of this fate
mock the litany in its face

by Axion on Jun 18, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

two

homonyms…

can you cure us of this fate
mock the litany in its face

by Axion on Jun 18, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

"michael barret will strap it on"

most frightening words i’ve ever heard on so many levels

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by justdave on Jun 18, 2008 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

the phrase...

or just the words Michael Barrett

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by C8LIN B on Jun 18, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

both i think

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by justdave on Jun 18, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tell us some more great Leyritz stories!!

“Remember that time….on his birthday? When he got all hammered? And he killed that…”

by Drama on Jun 18, 2008 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Hairy gets struck out

by the tech support guy from Best Buy?

Now, you listen here! 'e's not the Messiah, 'e's a very naughty boy! Now, go away! -Brian's mother from Life of Brian, or KT

by Boilermaker19 on Jun 18, 2008 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

So here's the conversation in Arizona

Well, we know we are going to split the first two games of the series… so to make sure there is not too much pressure on our guysm in the first game one team is gonna score as many runs as they can and they other will look like crap. Then the next game we’ll reverse roles. Okay?

I watched all 22 innings and all I got was this lousy signature.

by Wonko on Jun 18, 2008 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

im actually ok with extra bases

considering barrett is in there a single is as good as a triple anyways…

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by justdave on Jun 18, 2008 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

What kind of name is "Melky" anyway?

Did his parents lose a bet?

Now, you listen here! 'e's not the Messiah, 'e's a very naughty boy! Now, go away! -Brian's mother from Life of Brian, or KT

by Boilermaker19 on Jun 18, 2008 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

anybody

gonna go watch the padres play in matty v’s poker tournament

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by C8LIN B on Jun 18, 2008 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

ok so

when we score do they feel guilty about it and let the yankees get the deficit back?
kjefhlkjrg

Putting lights in Wrigley Field is like putting aluminum siding on the Sistine Chapel. ~Roger Simon, 1988

by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 18, 2008 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

yes

Trust me, death is the best argument for moisturizer.

by C8LIN B on Jun 18, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

No they are just crappy pitchers

I watched all 22 innings and all I got was this lousy signature.

by Wonko on Jun 18, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok

thanks for explaining

Putting lights in Wrigley Field is like putting aluminum siding on the Sistine Chapel. ~Roger Simon, 1988

by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 18, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Yanks announcer just said

‘Someone flipped the switch on, and they are hitting”
A big thank you to San Diego light and power!

Now, you listen here! 'e's not the Messiah, 'e's a very naughty boy! Now, go away! -Brian's mother from Life of Brian, or KT

by Boilermaker19 on Jun 18, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

They have a better record this year at this point

Than last year.

I watched all 22 innings and all I got was this lousy signature.

by Wonko on Jun 18, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better than 2005

Same number of wins 2006

I watched all 22 innings and all I got was this lousy signature.

by Wonko on Jun 18, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

The sad thing is

These are the Yankees that suck this year.

Now, you listen here! 'e's not the Messiah, 'e's a very naughty boy! Now, go away! -Brian's mother from Life of Brian, or KT

by Boilermaker19 on Jun 18, 2008 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Suck?

You sure about that?

I watched all 22 innings and all I got was this lousy signature.

by Wonko on Jun 18, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

theyve won their last 5 games

if thats called sucking, what are the padres?

Putting lights in Wrigley Field is like putting aluminum siding on the Sistine Chapel. ~Roger Simon, 1988

by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 18, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

we are a good team

if you need to start a winning streak and make some moves in your division, welcome the Padres to town….

Enter Sandman…

by TheRevRun on Jun 18, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

cant johnny damon

grow the hair out again so he looks like the unfrozen caveman lawyer?

http://www.wellbelowthemendozaline.blogspot.com

by justdave on Jun 18, 2008 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Not as a Yankee

They are only allowed Porn ‘Staches

Now, you listen here! 'e's not the Messiah, 'e's a very naughty boy! Now, go away! -Brian's mother from Life of Brian, or KT

by Boilermaker19 on Jun 18, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

i brought this up the other day

but i think that khalil greene would be the single funniest looking human being with a porn stache. any other suggestions?

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by justdave on Jun 18, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giles always looks sweet with the fake stache on retro nights.

I watched all 22 innings and all I got was this lousy signature.

by Wonko on Jun 18, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let's go back to back

I watched all 22 innings and all I got was this lousy signature.

by Wonko on Jun 18, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Egon

Making his case

Now, you listen here! 'e's not the Messiah, 'e's a very naughty boy! Now, go away! -Brian's mother from Life of Brian, or KT

by Boilermaker19 on Jun 18, 2008 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

BroBI time

Now, you listen here! 'e's not the Messiah, 'e's a very naughty boy! Now, go away! -Brian's mother from Life of Brian, or KT

by Boilermaker19 on Jun 18, 2008 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

great time for a

bro ribby

Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand.
Leo Durocher

by planetjeffy on Jun 18, 2008 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

or not

f*ck
f&ck
f%ck

Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand.
Leo Durocher

by planetjeffy on Jun 18, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

gross ending

Trust me, death is the best argument for moisturizer.

by C8LIN B on Jun 18, 2008 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

that was quite ridiculous

Putting lights in Wrigley Field is like putting aluminum siding on the Sistine Chapel. ~Roger Simon, 1988

by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 18, 2008 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

<---- shakes head in a stupor

http://www.wellbelowthemendozaline.blogspot.com

by justdave on Jun 18, 2008 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

our baserunning

matches our inability to throw out other baserunners.

by strummer on Jun 18, 2008 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

only fitting

http://www.wellbelowthemendozaline.blogspot.com

by justdave on Jun 18, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

the "we get lucky every now and then" method

Putting lights in Wrigley Field is like putting aluminum siding on the Sistine Chapel. ~Roger Simon, 1988

by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 18, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

This team stinks

I wish we had the worst record again. That was pretty sweet.

I watched all 22 innings and all I got was this lousy signature.

by Wonko on Jun 18, 2008 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

L

‘Tec, you’re killing us.

can you cure us of this fate
mock the litany in its face

by Axion on Jun 18, 2008 8:37 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

lol

Trust me, death is the best argument for moisturizer.

by C8LIN B on Jun 18, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do believe that the Yankes announcer

Is the single most irritating human being on the face of the earth.

Now, you listen here! 'e's not the Messiah, 'e's a very naughty boy! Now, go away! -Brian's mother from Life of Brian, or KT

by Boilermaker19 on Jun 18, 2008 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

The Yankees win?

Did he let you know about it?

I watched all 22 innings and all I got was this lousy signature.

by Wonko on Jun 18, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh sorry, I was thinking of Sterling

Michael Kay is just a smooth talking SOB.

I watched all 22 innings and all I got was this lousy signature.

by Wonko on Jun 18, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

His name is Michael Kaye

He is about as annoying as Matt V

by strummer on Jun 18, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

u think matty v is annoying????

:o

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by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 18, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

So he's not annoying at all?

I watched all 22 innings and all I got was this lousy signature.

by Wonko on Jun 18, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's right Cha-Cha. Laugh it up.

I watched all 22 innings and all I got was this lousy signature.

by Wonko on Jun 18, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know how Mark and Matt are the embodiment of laid back California goodness

Well the Yankees announcers are the embodiment of New York, so what does that say?

I watched all 22 innings and all I got was this lousy signature.

by Wonko on Jun 18, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man tough night in Boise for our 1st round pick

Logan Forsythe goes 0-3 with 3 Ks and a HBP.

I watched all 22 innings and all I got was this lousy signature.

by Wonko on Jun 18, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Scan just reminded me

If Peavy pitches better. We would be winners (you see, because the bullpen is full of crappy pitchers. I mentioned this earlier).

I watched all 22 innings and all I got was this lousy signature.

by Wonko on Jun 18, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

thats such a john madden comment

“you see, the team that has a higher score at the end of regulation, that’s usually the team that will win the game” (said in the mouth full of marbles madden voice)

http://www.wellbelowthemendozaline.blogspot.com

by justdave on Jun 18, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG

Antonelli got a hit! That’s nuts. He must miss Headley.

I watched all 22 innings and all I got was this lousy signature.

by Wonko on Jun 18, 2008 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

i'd rather have antonelli than stansberry

Trust me, death is the best argument for moisturizer.

by C8LIN B on Jun 18, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

But Stansberror

goes down when Gooch gets back. I wouldn’t like having to choose between Antonelli and Egon. :(

can you cure us of this fate
mock the litany in its face

by Axion on Jun 18, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

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