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Open Thread: 6/14, Padres vs. Indians

San Diego Padres at Cleveland Indians, Jun 14, 2008 4:05 PM PDT


Chase Headley may or may not be on his way to Cleavland.  One thing is for certain, there will enormous amounts of pressure on him if and when he does become a Padre.  He will need to carry this team on his shoulders from the day one in uniform.  Pressure like this has broken lesser men.

This line up widget is broken again. We're missing a player. Okay I fixed that.  Now I'm told that Hairston has an extended elbow and that Huber will be taking his place.  We'll just have to see what the line up looks like at game time.

Go Padres!




 

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carlin is batting last

and catching of course

"I get tired of hearing ballplayers belly-ache all the time. They should sit in the press box sometime and watch themselves play."

by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 14, 2008 4:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Huber starting because

Hairston is hurt
I don’t have any links but i heard it on 1090 a few minutes ago

so i’m assuming gerut will be leading off and in cf with huber 8th in left

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 4:03 PM PDT reply actions  

you are correct ma'am

"I get tired of hearing ballplayers belly-ache all the time. They should sit in the press box sometime and watch themselves play."

by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 14, 2008 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

hyperextended elbow for scotty

that’s what i missed all i heard was that he hurt his arm

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Son of a...

I just fixed the Widget too.

by jbox on Jun 14, 2008 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Freaking Cliff Lee

If we can jump on him early, we’ll stand a chance. Lee seems to be one of those guys that gets better the deeper he goes.

I’ve watched a couple of his games this year. Straight up, Lee is the real deal this year.

Still waiting for "Baseball Today" to give the Padres some love.

by momosanche on Jun 14, 2008 4:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate facing lefties...

And AL teams.

can you cure us of this fate
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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 4:04 PM PDT reply actions  

OHHH throw back uniforms

i heart

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 4:04 PM PDT reply actions  

rockin the retro

very nice

"I get tired of hearing ballplayers belly-ache all the time. They should sit in the press box sometime and watch themselves play."

by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 14, 2008 4:04 PM PDT reply actions  

beat me to it

just uploaded the same pic

"I get tired of hearing ballplayers belly-ache all the time. They should sit in the press box sometime and watch themselves play."

by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 14, 2008 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get one

you should get your self one of those

by Jonny Dub on Jun 14, 2008 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I might

I like the slip over jerseys. I don’t like buttons on mine.

by jbox on Jun 14, 2008 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

looked liek he was slipping on the dirt or something

very odd run

"I get tired of hearing ballplayers belly-ache all the time. They should sit in the press box sometime and watch themselves play."

by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 14, 2008 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Edgar!

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 4:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Ohhh... Happy Birthday Edgar

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 4:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Great liner

great catch by the pitcher

by jbox on Jun 14, 2008 4:12 PM PDT reply actions  

of course there is...

it’s called shame

"I get tired of hearing ballplayers belly-ache all the time. They should sit in the press box sometime and watch themselves play."

by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 14, 2008 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Soooo

Is Hairston going to be DLed?
and
Where is Chase? On an airplane? On a train? In an automobile?

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 14, 2008 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

If Harrison is dled

It would crazy for them not to call up Savior.

I watched all 23 innings and all I got was this lousy signature.

by Wonko on Jun 14, 2008 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also

Huber would keep his job for a little longer

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 14, 2008 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

they said Hairston

is day to day

"I get tired of hearing ballplayers belly-ache all the time. They should sit in the press box sometime and watch themselves play."

by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 14, 2008 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

don't know about hairston yet

Chase is wearing a striped shirt hiding in a large group of people and we have to find him

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Photobucket

"I get tired of hearing ballplayers belly-ache all the time. They should sit in the press box sometime and watch themselves play."

by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 14, 2008 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha yesssssss

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate modern uniforms

all the throw backs are so much better.

by jbox on Jun 14, 2008 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

I kind of agree

But I think I would hate the brown stuff if I had to see it everyday.

I watched all 23 innings and all I got was this lousy signature.

by Wonko on Jun 14, 2008 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Although

I hate the Giants current uniforms which are throwbacks. I like their 80s stuff better. Actually I like everybody’s 1980s stuff better.

I watched all 23 innings and all I got was this lousy signature.

by Wonko on Jun 14, 2008 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Khalil

Taking Charge. I like it.

I watched all 23 innings and all I got was this lousy signature.

by Wonko on Jun 14, 2008 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Padres draft pick Tekotte up for Miami in CWS.

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by Wonko on Jun 14, 2008 4:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Hmmm

Struck out looking on a ball that was 50 ft outside.

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by Wonko on Jun 14, 2008 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

juuuuuuust a bit outside

"I get tired of hearing ballplayers belly-ache all the time. They should sit in the press box sometime and watch themselves play."

by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 14, 2008 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uek?

I watched all 23 innings and all I got was this lousy signature.

by Wonko on Jun 14, 2008 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dammit

I just changed the channel to see. What about J. Weeks? did we get him?

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 14, 2008 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope

Wasn’t available drafted by the A’s at #12 overrall

I watched all 23 innings and all I got was this lousy signature.

by Wonko on Jun 14, 2008 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baek is terrible

I want The Sauce back.

can you cure us of this fate
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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 4:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't want either

But keep the Sauce away,

I watched all 23 innings and all I got was this lousy signature.

by Wonko on Jun 14, 2008 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

As far as blind squirrels

The Sauce had a better sense of smell, direction, or whatever.

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I saw Ledezma walk one more guy I was gonna explode.

I watched all 23 innings and all I got was this lousy signature.

by Wonko on Jun 14, 2008 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

me too

walks are the pitchers equivalent of striking out looking. UNACCEPTABLE.

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 14, 2008 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looking like a sweaty

disgraced Samsung executive just doesn’t reassure me in any way.

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

baah this bites

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 4:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Baek is so lame

Walks are lame. I HATE WALKS. Guess what? Leadoff walk scores. Surprise!

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 14, 2008 4:25 PM PDT reply actions  

And steals

Surprise!

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by Wonko on Jun 14, 2008 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Choo got to be kidding me

again…

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 4:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Game Over.

I watched all 23 innings and all I got was this lousy signature.

by Wonko on Jun 14, 2008 4:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh.

This isn’t going to be a pretty one.

by California Penal on Jun 14, 2008 4:29 PM PDT reply actions  

ewww

where is chase??? can’t he come and pitch

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 4:29 PM PDT reply actions  

What?

You want him to blow out his arm?

I watched all 23 innings and all I got was this lousy signature.

by Wonko on Jun 14, 2008 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

nooooo

i want him to save us

or heal our broken players

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

But if he pitches, he'll become a Padres pitching prospect

And his arm will combust.

I watched all 23 innings and all I got was this lousy signature.

by Wonko on Jun 14, 2008 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

then he will heal himself!!!

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cool

I watched all 23 innings and all I got was this lousy signature.

by Wonko on Jun 14, 2008 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I was a big leaguer

I’d wear a batting helmet with ear protection on both sides too. Safety first.

by jbox on Jun 14, 2008 4:30 PM PDT reply actions  

If I was big leaguer

I’d wear a jock with a cup on both sides. Just in case.

by Dex on Jun 14, 2008 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I was a big leaguer

I’d use on of those mini batting helmet Sundae Souvenir cups to put on my jock.

by jbox on Jun 14, 2008 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think i'm afraid of reading things now...

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously

Kevin Towers is a bandit.

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

spend all my time in the locker room with the men

then wait around until something happend so i could swat some butts

=D

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

now I think I'm afraid to read things

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha!

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

i really could have made it a lot worse

but i thought i’d be a good girl and keep it pg

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

sounds about right

Putting lights in Wrigley Field is like putting aluminum siding on the Sistine Chapel. ~Roger Simon, 1988

by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 14, 2008 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

heck yea

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is Chase there yet?

“How’s your arm feelin’, bud?”

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 4:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Chase

Headley flew Saturday from Fresno, where the Beavers were playing, to Cleveland. He wasn’t expected to be in uniform until Sunday at the earliest and no official roster move was expected Saturday.

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 14, 2008 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah yeah

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Petco'd

I watched all 23 innings and all I got was this lousy signature.

by Wonko on Jun 14, 2008 4:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm convinced

we would have scored 2 more runs yesterday if he were just normal slow.

I watched all 23 innings and all I got was this lousy signature.

by Wonko on Jun 14, 2008 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are Segways against MLB rules?

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

he just looks scaryyyyyyy

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kif has no eyebrows

Carroll has serious eyebrows

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think yes

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can't get the Indians radio announcer out of my head

don’t know his name, but he always seems to be yelling, “GRADY SIZEMORE!”

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

And how

Dodger D all the way

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh oh

MattyV has invoked the Khalil Greene Retro factor.

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

dangggggggg

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 4:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Petco'd

Warning track power

I watched all 23 innings and all I got was this lousy signature.

by Wonko on Jun 14, 2008 4:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Slippery Bob!!!!

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

huuuuuuuuuuuber

trying to keep his job

Putting lights in Wrigley Field is like putting aluminum siding on the Sistine Chapel. ~Roger Simon, 1988

by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 14, 2008 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Aussie Aussie Aussie

I watched all 23 innings and all I got was this lousy signature.

by Wonko on Jun 14, 2008 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Huber!

trying to keep his job!

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt and Mark

talking about Chase coming up and suggesting Huber may be gone. Huber homers!

by jbox on Jun 14, 2008 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Huber

Trying to keep his job

I watched all 23 innings and all I got was this lousy signature.

by Wonko on Jun 14, 2008 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Huber

is ridiculously good looking.

by jbox on Jun 14, 2008 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Humo for Hubert?

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by Wonko on Jun 14, 2008 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think you get it, ma'am

(jbox looks like Huber)

I watched all 23 innings and all I got was this lousy signature.

by Wonko on Jun 14, 2008 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

His accent looks like Huber's accent

It just doesn’t sound like it.

I watched all 23 innings and all I got was this lousy signature.

by Wonko on Jun 14, 2008 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

don't you feel complimented now?

cus he is a handsome man

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure there’s a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And Huber plans on finding out what that is.

Putting lights in Wrigley Field is like putting aluminum siding on the Sistine Chapel. ~Roger Simon, 1988

by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 14, 2008 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

having a ridiculously hot accent to go with it?

nice way to work zoolander in there btw

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

it was much needed :)

Putting lights in Wrigley Field is like putting aluminum siding on the Sistine Chapel. ~Roger Simon, 1988

by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 14, 2008 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

yayay

hes trying to save himself…..

by mrshuber on Jun 14, 2008 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

wow

lol that’s a lot of nearly identical posts

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 4:57 PM PDT reply actions  

GEY!

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 4:58 PM PDT reply actions  

yay jody

nice run

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 4:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Good hustle

(Slap on the ass)

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by Wonko on Jun 14, 2008 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

even if its a bad hustle…lol

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then its a spank

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by Wonko on Jun 14, 2008 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

eh whichever

works for me

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

homerun

paddle?

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

no giles is all over that one

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't know he called his schlong a paddle.

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by Wonko on Jun 14, 2008 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe he does

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dear Corey Brock...

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

perfect! maybe it will be the headline for that mailbag

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

risqué

Putting lights in Wrigley Field is like putting aluminum siding on the Sistine Chapel. ~Roger Simon, 1988

by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 14, 2008 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tekotte up again

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by Wonko on Jun 14, 2008 5:00 PM PDT reply actions  

HOME RUN!!!

And really really far too.

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by Wonko on Jun 14, 2008 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

We can’t until he finishes with CWS.

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by Wonko on Jun 14, 2008 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

really?

I watched all 23 innings and all I got was this lousy signature.

by Wonko on Jun 14, 2008 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huh

Thanks makes sense why Chase left today. He doesn’t miss any games this way.

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by Wonko on Jun 14, 2008 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

C'mon Giles

Paddle Power!

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by Wonko on Jun 14, 2008 5:08 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

oh so rec'd

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not gonna get many more looks

at that fastball with that approach, boys.

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Is it Sedative Day at Progressive Field?

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 5:11 PM PDT reply actions  

It's retro day 1978

You’d think they’d be coked out of their minds.

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by Wonko on Jun 14, 2008 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

free with hot dogs

Putting lights in Wrigley Field is like putting aluminum siding on the Sistine Chapel. ~Roger Simon, 1988

by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 14, 2008 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOLY CRAP

Yankees Astros. B1 Lee hits an inside the park HR T2 Rodriguez hits an inside the park HR.

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 14, 2008 5:11 PM PDT reply actions  

They play that game with no outfielders?

I watched all 23 innings and all I got was this lousy signature.

by Wonko on Jun 14, 2008 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you talking about today's game

Because I just watched both and they cleared the fence.

I watched all 23 innings and all I got was this lousy signature.

by Wonko on Jun 14, 2008 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

i was just thinking that

confused the hell outa me

Putting lights in Wrigley Field is like putting aluminum siding on the Sistine Chapel. ~Roger Simon, 1988

by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 14, 2008 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Especially Carlos Lee

An inside the park HR for him means serious injury for at least two players on the defense

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

If it's not true

It’s not my fault

Bot 1st: Houston
- C. Lee hit an inside the park home run to deep left, M. Tejada and L. Berkman scored

Top 2nd: NY Yankees
- A. Rodriguez hit an inside the park home run to deep right

- M. Cabrera doubled to center, J. Giambi scored

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 14, 2008 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

gameday is suggested

Putting lights in Wrigley Field is like putting aluminum siding on the Sistine Chapel. ~Roger Simon, 1988

by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 14, 2008 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

theres videos of the HRs

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by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 14, 2008 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

i dont liek grammer

when im typing

Putting lights in Wrigley Field is like putting aluminum siding on the Sistine Chapel. ~Roger Simon, 1988

by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 14, 2008 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

or spellcheck apparently

Putting lights in Wrigley Field is like putting aluminum siding on the Sistine Chapel. ~Roger Simon, 1988

by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 14, 2008 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

i got that

i was just saying

Putting lights in Wrigley Field is like putting aluminum siding on the Sistine Chapel. ~Roger Simon, 1988

by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 14, 2008 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stupid Yahoo!s

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just looked

Neither of those were inside the park…

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Khalil

always great with the leather

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

haha, people asking khalil for his ID

Kinda like me in Toyota Terrace…

hey wait a sec…

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha matty v

saying Khalil looks like a guy off the street and left over from the seattle grunge movement

it amuses me

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 5:19 PM PDT reply actions  

but i totally see it

Putting lights in Wrigley Field is like putting aluminum siding on the Sistine Chapel. ~Roger Simon, 1988

by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 14, 2008 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

that stadium

is HUGE

Putting lights in Wrigley Field is like putting aluminum siding on the Sistine Chapel. ~Roger Simon, 1988

by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 14, 2008 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Short alleys though

Shorter than PETCO at least

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Petco'd

Warning track power

I watched all 23 innings and all I got was this lousy signature.

by Wonko on Jun 14, 2008 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

oh man

so close

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Well Mr Lucky, Cliff Lee, is pitching

So go figure.

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by Wonko on Jun 14, 2008 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

seriously

gey’s hit in the first, green’s last two ABs to LF, Kouz’s to RF, so frustrating

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 14, 2008 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Generous single

for Greeney

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 5:25 PM PDT reply actions  

He needs it

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by Wonko on Jun 14, 2008 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's hitting the ball with authority now tho

Flailing weakly at a slider away is becoming less common.

He even flared one to center yesterday.

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Slippery Bob!

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

ok ive been trying to figure out the nickname for a whle

i give up

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by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 14, 2008 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's an Australian delicacy

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

gotchya

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by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 14, 2008 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kangaroo brains fried in emu fat

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

sounds like

they need to serve that in petco

ha to dodger fans!

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Slippery Roberto?

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

sounds disgusting

as all delicacies do

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by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 14, 2008 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Indeed
Soak the kangaroo brains in salted or acidulated water 1 hour, then remove any membranes as usual. Poach in salted water until firm, then remove and allow to cool, weighted as usual. Meanwhile, prepare batter in the usual way from milk, flour and egg. Season and leave for an hour while the brains cool. When brains are cold, cut into slices, dip into batter and fry in the rendered Emu fat. Serve with deep respect for the fortitude of your ancestors.

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 14, 2008 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think i just vommited a little

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huber!!!

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Giles calls Huber 'Geico"

because he thinks he sounds like the gekko

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

That ok Luuuke

You’re still kicking his ass with syllables.

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

SAFE

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by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 14, 2008 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Gey!!!

Saaaaafe!

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by Wonko on Jun 14, 2008 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

KHALIL!

Nice!

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

cool

agressive baserunning

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Gey

There is no reason why he isn’t the everyday CFer. He’s a keeper!

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 14, 2008 5:30 PM PDT reply actions  

well with hairston hurt

does that make him in CF everyday now?

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by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 14, 2008 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hitting with RISP vs LHP

Locked

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

There's a break

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah it went the right way

It’s a break for us

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

There's another

Take a seat buddy.

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by Wonko on Jun 14, 2008 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Egon's K

all three strikes were in the other batter’s box

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 14, 2008 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

There's another

Take a seat (ugly) buddy

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by Wonko on Jun 14, 2008 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

GRADY SIZEMORE

You’re welcome for the lead in leadoff HRs

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I agree Matty

I hate interleague play too. Dbags play the Royals and we play the Injuns?

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 14, 2008 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

seriously

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alright Carroll

We haven’t decided just what you look like
But your face is weird, please strike out.

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Thanks!

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

wish granted

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by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 14, 2008 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

how nice of him to do that for you

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

backwards K

i wish i could type an acutal backwards K

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 14, 2008 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Same

I’m just going to have to make an image of one.

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

ʞ

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

wtf

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Sedatives wore off

Adrian not fast…

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Baek vs. Choo

One, a missionary
Another, joined a native tribe to become one of them

Who will prevail?

Coming this summer

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 5:57 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Damn I left out the best part...

“May Gawd have mercy on their Seoul!”

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

rec'd

both

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kooz!

Two-bagger

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

kooooooooz

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by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 14, 2008 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

alright Kooooooz

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

oooo

Dbags down 4-1, neat. Did someone already mention that?

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by Wonko on Jun 14, 2008 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

eww wasted out

coulda bunted
and moved him to third
so that a sac fly ties it

just saying

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Also could have flied out to right

on that 2nd to last pitch away :)

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

i forgot though

the padres don’t play small ball

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

apparently

they don’t play SMART ball either. it drives me insane.

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by garth on Jun 14, 2008 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe one day they'll get a real manager

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

One who would tell the guy who sac-flies the most

to just go ahead an NOT do that?

I hope not.

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

it could have been anyone

and black probably would not have called or a bunt

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

no bunt?

no bunt. i’m going to kill myself now. why don’t they bunt? tying run on second no out? you can tie the game with two outs and you don’t bunt?

they do this fifty times a year. i don’t know why. it’s like they want to give the other team the best chance…they feel bad for them?

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by garth on Jun 14, 2008 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Can Khalil bunt?

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

i've seen him do it in bp

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh oh

Betancourt is in session

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

don't get it

i used to think bochy was the crazy one, and that’s why we never bunted. but black does it too. why? are the padre’s bats so explosive the managers are hypnotized?

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by garth on Jun 14, 2008 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Khalil leads the lead in sac flies.

That was what he was supposed to do there. Not bunt.

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

league, rather

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'd rather he bunted, frankly

i bet the numbers would bear me out on that. but i’m not going to look it up either, as i’m lazy.

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by garth on Jun 14, 2008 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

He obviously sucks at bunting

and excels at flying out. Drink a glass of water already.

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

drink a glass of water?

because i don’t like people wasting outs and not scoring runs? khalil can practice bunting. he’s paid to get the guy over or in. i don’t think that’s an absurd stance to take, that a professional ballplayer know how to do his job.
i’ve seen it happen over and over and over again and it bugs the hell out of me. it’s not like it’s a new thing to move the runner over. how long has baseball been played? over a hundred years? extra bunt practice, greenie.

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by garth on Jun 14, 2008 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

You think Khalil hasn't taken extra BP?

Nice armchair coaching though… the guy who leads in sac-flies should now bunt, something he never does/has done.

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

that was a hey scan question one time

something about it’s not the philosophy of the organzation was the answer

apparantly if they are gonna win they are gonna work for it

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

bunts are for pitchers

we want batters. not broken ladders.

by Dex on Jun 14, 2008 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I vote PMac

to go away when Headley comes up

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

that would mean mangement would make us happy

and they dont want to do that

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by offspeedkills on Jun 14, 2008 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

i use to think KT

secretly bugged my house only to make changes that dissapointed me

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

he just bugs

GLB game threads now

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by offspeedkills on Jun 14, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

so

no bunt, no sac fly, two strikeouts, man on second with no one out…

man on second with two out.

that’s not good.

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by garth on Jun 14, 2008 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Um Pmac struck out

Bunt would have stranded runner at third

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by Wonko on Jun 14, 2008 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

no,

the next guy would have stranded him at third.

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by garth on Jun 14, 2008 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same thing

I don’t believe in free outs

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by Wonko on Jun 14, 2008 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

not free

if you move the man over.

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by garth on Jun 14, 2008 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

But that's one less guess guy that can knock him in.

I’m for runs, not outs. I’m for playing the percentages.

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by Wonko on Jun 14, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

play for both

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by Wonko on Jun 14, 2008 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

you can win after you tie

this team has a hard time scoring runs
so they need to manufacture one when they can

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bunting is not manufacturing runs

Unless you are bunting with a good chance that you might be safe at first.

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by Wonko on Jun 14, 2008 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Blacks hands are tied either way after the "bunt"

Hairston is a scratch
Huber had to be pulled for the righty
TC is already at DH and Gerut is already in
And PMac sucks at pinch-hitting

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah

But he knew Gerut would hit a leadoff HR so it doesn’t matter. Yea!!!

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by Wonko on Jun 14, 2008 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

the percentages say

a man on third with one out scores more often than a man on second with one out.

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by garth on Jun 14, 2008 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

what about

a man on second with zero out. that’s what the situation would be

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 14, 2008 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

and that he who sac-flies most

should try to continue that trend

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

to me, it didn't look like he was trying to sac fly

just that he was trying to get a hit

but with how many time Khalil strikes out I just don’t take the chance in a one run ball game

and its not hindsight for me i was screaming bunt the second Kouzmanoff hit his double

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does Khalil ever look

like he’s trying to do more than anything but put bat on ball?

Because he’s not. Ask him. :)

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

coulda squared up more

but that is the story of his life most times

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about a man on second with no outs

Let’s compare apples to apples here. Not play hindsight.

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by Wonko on Jun 14, 2008 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

wouldn’t want to play “what if” on the internet would we?

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by garth on Jun 14, 2008 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

mark grant

almost went there. that was some tepid criticism. lord forbid anyone has a tattoo though.

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by garth on Jun 14, 2008 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

baek

has been pretty amazing today

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by garth on Jun 14, 2008 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice

Stupid Walks

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by Wonko on Jun 14, 2008 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn

that 2-2 was a half inch away huh

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by garth on Jun 14, 2008 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

okay come on Jody!

please hit a homerun

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

WISH GRANTED!

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey thanks

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice call

!

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by garth on Jun 14, 2008 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

wish granted

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by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 14, 2008 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

agreed!

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

do you really not want inbev to buy budweiser?

or is that just like the hip thing right now?

by Dex on Jun 14, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently the terrorists win if the do

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by Wonko on Jun 14, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

i really don’t want inbev to buy budweiser

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 14, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

they would prolyl take away the

2 free beers at the brewery tour.

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by offspeedkills on Jun 14, 2008 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

they give you three at the miller brewery in milwaukee

cus its soooo cheap

but they give you lots of pretzels too

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't understand why though

The beer would probably be better. I thought all y’all were microbrew fans anyway.

by Dex on Jun 14, 2008 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's not necesarily about the beer

it’s about a long standing american symbol being taken over by some europeans. who would want that?

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 14, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who makes the better beer anyway?

And we should be ashamed for that product being identified with ‘Merica! Where do I sign up?

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

So Gey!

Was watching the revolution of sex…i came at the right time!

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by offspeedkills on Jun 14, 2008 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

gross

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bring in the HEAT

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 14, 2008 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

THE LAWD!

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

HERE IT COMES!

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by offspeedkills on Jun 14, 2008 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Very glad we got Baek

into this game and off the hook.

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

K

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Heat going long on the goatee....

drake bell is his cousin???? He must be ashamed

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by offspeedkills on Jun 14, 2008 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

i saw a picture of Drake Bell with a beard

they actually look a lot alike

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

phototshopped

you know drake can’t grow a beard yet.

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by offspeedkills on Jun 14, 2008 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

isn't he like

twenty something?

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

i thought u got kicked off nick

after you hit 17

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by offspeedkills on Jun 14, 2008 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

nope he's about to be 22

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

drake lover

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by offspeedkills on Jun 14, 2008 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

no looked it up

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

hes hot

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by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 14, 2008 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

heath or drake lol

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

drake lol

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by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 14, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

how did his friend get so skinny?

Kenan and Kel kept it real

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by offspeedkills on Jun 14, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

K (2-3)

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

It's time for TC to get on base

and for Kouzmanoff to blast one out of the park

please

(thought i’d try it again)

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

he can still blast one

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by offspeedkills on Jun 14, 2008 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

or not

ruin my life

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

i was just a bit ahead of myself

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's Rally:30

Where is Rallyin’ Rod? I can’t go into extra innings. Not tonight.

by The Kipper on Jun 14, 2008 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

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Borowski sounds like Borkowski

too bad he doesn’t suck as badly

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

whew

life

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

HR NOW!!!!

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by offspeedkills on Jun 14, 2008 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Hit the breaking ball!

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe they really DO get fired up over insults

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by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 14, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

man where was that with runners on khalil

good job non the less

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Blooooop

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by offspeedkills on Jun 14, 2008 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Bot has speed 2.0!

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by offspeedkills on Jun 14, 2008 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

just wow

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

hahaha

totally swung.
thank you umps

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by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 14, 2008 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

he checked it, yo

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by offspeedkills on Jun 14, 2008 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

thanks luke

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by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 14, 2008 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

for nothing

These guys have two hits in the entire stinking game and we have nothing to show for that

by The Kipper on Jun 14, 2008 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

u thought hoffman was gonna be in didnt you

haha :)

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by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 14, 2008 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

i guess he's FINALLY learned about hoffy

and it only took about half the season

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by offspeedkills on Jun 14, 2008 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's about to not look any different

than your typical Trevor tied-situation

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

GIDP

feelin it

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by offspeedkills on Jun 14, 2008 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll take 3 Ks from here

I want extras

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

err... 2.

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bud!

managing for once!

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by offspeedkills on Jun 14, 2008 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heater going again

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

the performance of the game is gey

niiice

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by offspeedkills on Jun 14, 2008 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

that was almost gone.....

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

woooooo boy

almost peed

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by offspeedkills on Jun 14, 2008 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

K

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by offspeedkills on Jun 14, 2008 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

SIN SEW CHEW

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by offspeedkills on Jun 14, 2008 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

do you guys have like a list of names to use when hes up?

and just go down the line

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by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 14, 2008 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah

that would mean we actually know what we’re doing around here.

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by offspeedkills on Jun 14, 2008 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

preposterous thought

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by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 14, 2008 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

KKK

Heath is a racist. Hatin’ on them injuns

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 14, 2008 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

real men play extras. Who’s cracking a beer with me?

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by offspeedkills on Jun 14, 2008 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's the beard

confederate soldier likeness

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

ʞ

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

The last of the Mujicas?

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Edgarrrrr

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

damn

just issed that one being Gey

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by offspeedkills on Jun 14, 2008 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Giles!

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

big brotha!

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by offspeedkills on Jun 14, 2008 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Bunt!

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

end it aid

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by offspeedkills on Jun 14, 2008 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Intentional pass to Adrian

Someone over there is paying attention

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

dang

couldn’t they have forgotten

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

ibb

TC shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit. PUT BARRETT IN

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 14, 2008 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

wheres the rubber chicken?

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by offspeedkills on Jun 14, 2008 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Mustard and fancy toothpicks are ready, TC

Little party napkins, too.

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Reserved for Kooz

MUSTARD AND SALAMI FOR EVERYONE!

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

you are SOOOOOO due TC

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by offspeedkills on Jun 14, 2008 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

look at the indians talking strategy

think of the last time you saw the padres do that.

by Dex on Jun 14, 2008 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

ummmm

somtimes

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait i know

bud called for a bunt tuesday night against the dodgers

it ended up scoring a run too

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

c'mon tony

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

wow just missed...

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

HECK YEA

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow

First-pitch fastball… Mujica is brave or dumb

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

love those rbi bb's

do it KOOOOOOOOOOOOZ!

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by offspeedkills on Jun 14, 2008 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

c'mon Kevin!!!!!!!

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

YES

KEVVVVVVVVIN

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

making the indians regret getting rid of him

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

kooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO0000000000000000000000oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 14, 2008 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

SALAMI!!!!

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

wheres iLOVEkouz5???

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

passed out?

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by offspeedkills on Jun 14, 2008 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

i saw it i saw it

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by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 14, 2008 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

What did you do?

I want an instant replay of your reaction.

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 14, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

did you see them talk to him after

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

of course!!!

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by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 14, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

seems like she always goes away when he gets a big hit

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by offspeedkills on Jun 14, 2008 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

flying to ohio

to congratulate Kouzmanoff maybe

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or make a Kevin Kouzmanoff suit

RUN KEVIN! RUN!

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll admire her ninja-skills

if she gets enough hair to make a doll from Kooz.

Remember… he’s got nothin’ up top.

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

facial hair

he’s always sporting a beard or some stubble

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know... but enough for a doll?

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

there are other places.....

and with that i’ll go lol

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by offspeedkills on Jun 14, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

:D

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by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 14, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like I said...

it would take some respectable ninja-ing to get that hair

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe he sells it on the street

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

over an extended period

and a very tiny doll

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

man though

did that pitcher make a big mistake

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Such a good game

And we’re in line to maybe be the only winners in the West. Take that Arizona. Only AZ is skilled enough to let the Royals score 11.

Still waiting for "Baseball Today" to give the Padres some love.

by momosanche on Jun 14, 2008 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok, 'tec

You said Baek would get hammered today. You have to… make a pig fly if I recall correctly.

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

I said Baek would surprise

i should get a beer

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by offspeedkills on Jun 14, 2008 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh jody

that was a nice try

but please be careful

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

W!

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

YAY PADRES

yay Kouzmanoff

yay winning

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

I say

we should take the series tomorrow.

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 14, 2008 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I concur

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by offspeedkills on Jun 14, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

sounds good to me

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

W

see you guys in the aftahnoon….KOOOZ!!! GEY!!!!!

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by offspeedkills on Jun 14, 2008 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Tomorrow

Mission Santa De La Rubber Game (10 AM START!)

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

LHP Sabathia

I say Slippery Bob stick it out

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know

But Slippery Bob swung it good today, deserves it.

I want PMac sent down if Hairston is not going on the DL.

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

39 hits for Padres over last 3 games

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

woah!

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

but how many runs?

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by offspeedkills on Jun 14, 2008 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

9, 5, 8

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

so 22 runs out of 39 hits

not bad

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

exactly

good production

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by offspeedkills on Jun 14, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

steve quis just said

“Gary Coleman was the padres skipper that year”

i never knew the actor from different strokes spent a year managing the padres weird

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Whatchoo talkin' bout, Blue?

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

haha i can picture it

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn how i miss the postgame show

see you guys tomorrow, REMEMBER TO BREATHE CHASE!!!!!

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