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Open Thread: 6/14, Padres vs. Indians

San Diego Padres at Cleveland Indians, Jun 14, 2008 4:05 PM PDT


Chase Headley may or may not be on his way to Cleavland.  One thing is for certain, there will enormous amounts of pressure on him if and when he does become a Padre.  He will need to carry this team on his shoulders from the day one in uniform.  Pressure like this has broken lesser men.

This line up widget is broken again. We're missing a player. Okay I fixed that.  Now I'm told that Hairston has an extended elbow and that Huber will be taking his place.  We'll just have to see what the line up looks like at game time.

Go Padres!




 

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carlin is batting last

and catching of course

"I get tired of hearing ballplayers belly-ache all the time. They should sit in the press box sometime and watch themselves play."

by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 14, 2008 4:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Huber starting because

Hairston is hurt
I don’t have any links but i heard it on 1090 a few minutes ago

so i’m assuming gerut will be leading off and in cf with huber 8th in left

Trust me, death is the best argument for moisturizer.

by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 4:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

you are correct ma'am

"I get tired of hearing ballplayers belly-ache all the time. They should sit in the press box sometime and watch themselves play."

by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 14, 2008 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hyperextended elbow for scotty

that’s what i missed all i heard was that he hurt his arm

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

More Injuries?

Geez we are the walking wounded.

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 14, 2008 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Son of a...

I just fixed the Widget too.

by jbox on Jun 14, 2008 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Freaking Cliff Lee

If we can jump on him early, we’ll stand a chance. Lee seems to be one of those guys that gets better the deeper he goes.

I’ve watched a couple of his games this year. Straight up, Lee is the real deal this year.

Still waiting for "Baseball Today" to give the Padres some love.

by momosanche on Jun 14, 2008 4:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I hate facing lefties...

And AL teams.

can you cure us of this fate
mock the litany in its face

by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 4:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OHHH throw back uniforms

i heart

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 4:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

rockin the retro

very nice

"I get tired of hearing ballplayers belly-ache all the time. They should sit in the press box sometime and watch themselves play."

by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 14, 2008 4:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

beat me to it

just uploaded the same pic

"I get tired of hearing ballplayers belly-ache all the time. They should sit in the press box sometime and watch themselves play."

by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 14, 2008 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Get one

you should get your self one of those

by Jonny Dub on Jun 14, 2008 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think I might

I like the slip over jerseys. I don’t like buttons on mine.

by jbox on Jun 14, 2008 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe I'll get a 1976 jersey

what did those look like?

by jbox on Jun 14, 2008 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Suhweeet

Retro unis today!!

by sqrunt on Jun 14, 2008 4:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wonderful touch with the '78 AG patch.

And E-Gon keeps RAKING. Loving that family.

by California Penal on Jun 14, 2008 4:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Egon!

Professional hitting bros!

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 14, 2008 4:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

But

He runs goofy.

by Jonny Dub on Jun 14, 2008 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

looked liek he was slipping on the dirt or something

very odd run

"I get tired of hearing ballplayers belly-ache all the time. They should sit in the press box sometime and watch themselves play."

by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 14, 2008 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Edgar!

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 4:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ohhh... Happy Birthday Edgar

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 4:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Great liner

great catch by the pitcher

by jbox on Jun 14, 2008 4:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

of course there is...

it’s called shame

"I get tired of hearing ballplayers belly-ache all the time. They should sit in the press box sometime and watch themselves play."

by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 14, 2008 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Soooo

Is Hairston going to be DLed?
and
Where is Chase? On an airplane? On a train? In an automobile?

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 14, 2008 4:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

If Harrison is dled

It would crazy for them not to call up Savior.

I watched all 23 innings and all I got was this lousy signature.

by Wonko on Jun 14, 2008 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Also

Huber would keep his job for a little longer

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 14, 2008 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

they said Hairston

is day to day

"I get tired of hearing ballplayers belly-ache all the time. They should sit in the press box sometime and watch themselves play."

by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 14, 2008 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

don't know about hairston yet

Chase is wearing a striped shirt hiding in a large group of people and we have to find him

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Photobucket

"I get tired of hearing ballplayers belly-ache all the time. They should sit in the press box sometime and watch themselves play."

by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 14, 2008 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha yesssssss

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hate modern uniforms

all the throw backs are so much better.

by jbox on Jun 14, 2008 4:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I kind of agree

But I think I would hate the brown stuff if I had to see it everyday.

I watched all 23 innings and all I got was this lousy signature.

by Wonko on Jun 14, 2008 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Although

I hate the Giants current uniforms which are throwbacks. I like their 80s stuff better. Actually I like everybody’s 1980s stuff better.

I watched all 23 innings and all I got was this lousy signature.

by Wonko on Jun 14, 2008 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Khalil

Taking Charge. I like it.

I watched all 23 innings and all I got was this lousy signature.

by Wonko on Jun 14, 2008 4:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

yea!

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Padres draft pick Tekotte up for Miami in CWS.

I watched all 23 innings and all I got was this lousy signature.

by Wonko on Jun 14, 2008 4:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hmmm

Struck out looking on a ball that was 50 ft outside.

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by Wonko on Jun 14, 2008 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

juuuuuuust a bit outside

"I get tired of hearing ballplayers belly-ache all the time. They should sit in the press box sometime and watch themselves play."

by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 14, 2008 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Uek?

I watched all 23 innings and all I got was this lousy signature.

by Wonko on Jun 14, 2008 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dammit

I just changed the channel to see. What about J. Weeks? did we get him?

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 14, 2008 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nope

Wasn’t available drafted by the A’s at #12 overrall

I watched all 23 innings and all I got was this lousy signature.

by Wonko on Jun 14, 2008 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Baek is terrible

I want The Sauce back.

can you cure us of this fate
mock the litany in its face

by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 4:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I don't want either

But keep the Sauce away,

I watched all 23 innings and all I got was this lousy signature.

by Wonko on Jun 14, 2008 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

As far as blind squirrels

The Sauce had a better sense of smell, direction, or whatever.

can you cure us of this fate
mock the litany in its face

by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If I saw Ledezma walk one more guy I was gonna explode.

I watched all 23 innings and all I got was this lousy signature.

by Wonko on Jun 14, 2008 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

me too

walks are the pitchers equivalent of striking out looking. UNACCEPTABLE.

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 14, 2008 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Looking like a sweaty

disgraced Samsung executive just doesn’t reassure me in any way.

can you cure us of this fate
mock the litany in its face

by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

baah this bites

Trust me, death is the best argument for moisturizer.

by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 4:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Baek is so lame

Walks are lame. I HATE WALKS. Guess what? Leadoff walk scores. Surprise!

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 14, 2008 4:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

And steals

Surprise!

I watched all 23 innings and all I got was this lousy signature.

by Wonko on Jun 14, 2008 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Choo got to be kidding me

again…

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 4:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Game Over.

I watched all 23 innings and all I got was this lousy signature.

by Wonko on Jun 14, 2008 4:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ugh.

This isn’t going to be a pretty one.

by California Penal on Jun 14, 2008 4:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ewww

where is chase??? can’t he come and pitch

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 4:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What?

You want him to blow out his arm?

I watched all 23 innings and all I got was this lousy signature.

by Wonko on Jun 14, 2008 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

nooooo

i want him to save us

or heal our broken players

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But if he pitches, he'll become a Padres pitching prospect

And his arm will combust.

I watched all 23 innings and all I got was this lousy signature.

by Wonko on Jun 14, 2008 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

then he will heal himself!!!

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cool

I watched all 23 innings and all I got was this lousy signature.

by Wonko on Jun 14, 2008 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If I was a big leaguer

I’d wear a batting helmet with ear protection on both sides too. Safety first.

by jbox on Jun 14, 2008 4:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

If I was big leaguer

I’d wear a jock with a cup on both sides. Just in case.

by Dex on Jun 14, 2008 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If I was a big leaguer

I’d use on of those mini batting helmet Sundae Souvenir cups to put on my jock.

by jbox on Jun 14, 2008 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i think i'm afraid of reading things now...

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What would you do C8LIN B?

if you were a big leaguer.

by jbox on Jun 14, 2008 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seriously

Kevin Towers is a bandit.

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha

spend all my time in the locker room with the men

then wait around until something happend so i could swat some butts

=D

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

now I think I'm afraid to read things

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha!

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i really could have made it a lot worse

but i thought i’d be a good girl and keep it pg

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

sounds about right

Putting lights in Wrigley Field is like putting aluminum siding on the Sistine Chapel. ~Roger Simon, 1988

by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 14, 2008 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

heck yea

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is Chase there yet?

“How’s your arm feelin’, bud?”

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 4:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Chase

Headley flew Saturday from Fresno, where the Beavers were playing, to Cleveland. He wasn’t expected to be in uniform until Sunday at the earliest and no official roster move was expected Saturday.

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 14, 2008 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Where did you get that inofrmation?

I watched all 23 innings and all I got was this lousy signature.

by Wonko on Jun 14, 2008 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You guys didn't see the post below this one?

I thought you were both being sarcastic.

by Dex on Jun 14, 2008 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was.

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I knew you were

Wonko and sdsuaztec4 are bad gaslamp ballers.

by Dex on Jun 14, 2008 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sorry I was playing video games

I watched all 23 innings and all I got was this lousy signature.

by Wonko on Jun 14, 2008 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah yeah

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Petco'd

I watched all 23 innings and all I got was this lousy signature.

by Wonko on Jun 14, 2008 4:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm convinced

we would have scored 2 more runs yesterday if he were just normal slow.

I watched all 23 innings and all I got was this lousy signature.

by Wonko on Jun 14, 2008 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Are Segways against MLB rules?

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he just looks scaryyyyyyy

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

A little bit

when Kif was pregnant

by jbox on Jun 14, 2008 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kif has no eyebrows

Carroll has serious eyebrows

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i think yes

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can't get the Indians radio announcer out of my head

don’t know his name, but he always seems to be yelling, “GRADY SIZEMORE!”

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

must be reaaaallly

white

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And how

Dodger D all the way

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Uh oh

MattyV has invoked the Khalil Greene Retro factor.

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 4:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

dangggggggg

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 4:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Petco'd

Warning track power

I watched all 23 innings and all I got was this lousy signature.

by Wonko on Jun 14, 2008 4:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Slippery Bob!!!!

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 4:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

huuuuuuuuuuuber

trying to keep his job

Putting lights in Wrigley Field is like putting aluminum siding on the Sistine Chapel. ~Roger Simon, 1988

by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 14, 2008 4:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Aussie Aussie Aussie

I watched all 23 innings and all I got was this lousy signature.

by Wonko on Jun 14, 2008 4:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Huber!

trying to keep his job!

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 4:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Matt and Mark

talking about Chase coming up and suggesting Huber may be gone. Huber homers!

by jbox on Jun 14, 2008 4:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Huber

Trying to keep his job

I watched all 23 innings and all I got was this lousy signature.

by Wonko on Jun 14, 2008 4:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Huber

is ridiculously good looking.

by jbox on Jun 14, 2008 4:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Humo for Hubert?

I watched all 23 innings and all I got was this lousy signature.

by Wonko on Jun 14, 2008 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't think you get it, ma'am

(jbox looks like Huber)

I watched all 23 innings and all I got was this lousy signature.

by Wonko on Jun 14, 2008 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

His accent looks like Huber's accent

It just doesn’t sound like it.

I watched all 23 innings and all I got was this lousy signature.

by Wonko on Jun 14, 2008 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

uh huh

yes yes he is!

by mrshuber on Jun 14, 2008 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

don't you feel complimented now?

cus he is a handsome man

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m pretty sure there’s a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And Huber plans on finding out what that is.

Putting lights in Wrigley Field is like putting aluminum siding on the Sistine Chapel. ~Roger Simon, 1988

by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 14, 2008 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

having a ridiculously hot accent to go with it?

nice way to work zoolander in there btw

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it was much needed :)

Putting lights in Wrigley Field is like putting aluminum siding on the Sistine Chapel. ~Roger Simon, 1988

by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 14, 2008 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yayay

hes trying to save himself…..

by mrshuber on Jun 14, 2008 4:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

wow

lol that’s a lot of nearly identical posts

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 4:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

GEY!

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 4:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

yay jody

nice run

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 4:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Good hustle

(Slap on the ass)

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by Wonko on Jun 14, 2008 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha

even if its a bad hustle…lol

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Then its a spank

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by Wonko on Jun 14, 2008 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

eh whichever

works for me

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

homerun

paddle?

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

no giles is all over that one

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I didn't know he called his schlong a paddle.

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by Wonko on Jun 14, 2008 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

maybe he does

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dear Corey Brock...

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

perfect! maybe it will be the headline for that mailbag

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

risqué

Putting lights in Wrigley Field is like putting aluminum siding on the Sistine Chapel. ~Roger Simon, 1988

by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 14, 2008 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tekotte up again

I watched all 23 innings and all I got was this lousy signature.

by Wonko on Jun 14, 2008 5:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HOME RUN!!!

And really really far too.

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by Wonko on Jun 14, 2008 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No

We can’t until he finishes with CWS.

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by Wonko on Jun 14, 2008 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

really?

I watched all 23 innings and all I got was this lousy signature.

by Wonko on Jun 14, 2008 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Huh

Thanks makes sense why Chase left today. He doesn’t miss any games this way.

I watched all 23 innings and all I got was this lousy signature.

by Wonko on Jun 14, 2008 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

C'mon Giles

Paddle Power!

I watched all 23 innings and all I got was this lousy signature.

by Wonko on Jun 14, 2008 5:08 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

oh so rec'd

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not gonna get many more looks

at that fastball with that approach, boys.

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 5:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Is it Sedative Day at Progressive Field?

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 5:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It's retro day 1978

You’d think they’d be coked out of their minds.

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by Wonko on Jun 14, 2008 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

free with hot dogs

Putting lights in Wrigley Field is like putting aluminum siding on the Sistine Chapel. ~Roger Simon, 1988

by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 14, 2008 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HOLY CRAP

Yankees Astros. B1 Lee hits an inside the park HR T2 Rodriguez hits an inside the park HR.

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 14, 2008 5:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

They play that game with no outfielders?

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by Wonko on Jun 14, 2008 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's probably that stupid hill

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Are you talking about today's game

Because I just watched both and they cleared the fence.

I watched all 23 innings and all I got was this lousy signature.

by Wonko on Jun 14, 2008 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i was just thinking that

confused the hell outa me

Putting lights in Wrigley Field is like putting aluminum siding on the Sistine Chapel. ~Roger Simon, 1988

by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 14, 2008 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Especially Carlos Lee

An inside the park HR for him means serious injury for at least two players on the defense

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If it's not true

It’s not my fault

Bot 1st: Houston
- C. Lee hit an inside the park home run to deep left, M. Tejada and L. Berkman scored

Top 2nd: NY Yankees
- A. Rodriguez hit an inside the park home run to deep right

- M. Cabrera doubled to center, J. Giambi scored

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 14, 2008 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

gameday is suggested

Putting lights in Wrigley Field is like putting aluminum siding on the Sistine Chapel. ~Roger Simon, 1988

by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 14, 2008 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

theres videos of the HRs

Putting lights in Wrigley Field is like putting aluminum siding on the Sistine Chapel. ~Roger Simon, 1988

by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 14, 2008 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i dont liek grammer

when im typing

Putting lights in Wrigley Field is like putting aluminum siding on the Sistine Chapel. ~Roger Simon, 1988

by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 14, 2008 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

or spellcheck apparently

Putting lights in Wrigley Field is like putting aluminum siding on the Sistine Chapel. ~Roger Simon, 1988

by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 14, 2008 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i got that

i was just saying

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by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 14, 2008 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Stupid Yahoo!s

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I just looked

Neither of those were inside the park…

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Khalil

always great with the leather

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 5:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

haha, people asking khalil for his ID

Kinda like me in Toyota Terrace…

hey wait a sec…

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha matty v

saying Khalil looks like a guy off the street and left over from the seattle grunge movement

it amuses me

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 5:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

but i totally see it

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by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 14, 2008 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that stadium

is HUGE

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by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 14, 2008 5:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Short alleys though

Shorter than PETCO at least

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Petco'd

Warning track power

I watched all 23 innings and all I got was this lousy signature.

by Wonko on Jun 14, 2008 5:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

oh man

so close

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 5:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

again!

we can’t catch a break tonight

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 14, 2008 5:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well Mr Lucky, Cliff Lee, is pitching

So go figure.

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by Wonko on Jun 14, 2008 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

seriously

gey’s hit in the first, green’s last two ABs to LF, Kouz’s to RF, so frustrating

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 14, 2008 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Generous single

for Greeney

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 5:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He needs it

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by Wonko on Jun 14, 2008 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's hitting the ball with authority now tho

Flailing weakly at a slider away is becoming less common.

He even flared one to center yesterday.

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Slippery Bob!

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ok ive been trying to figure out the nickname for a whle

i give up

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by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 14, 2008 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's an Australian delicacy

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

gotchya

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by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 14, 2008 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kangaroo brains fried in emu fat

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

sounds like

they need to serve that in petco

ha to dodger fans!

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Slippery Roberto?

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

sounds disgusting

as all delicacies do

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by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 14, 2008 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Indeed
Soak the kangaroo brains in salted or acidulated water 1 hour, then remove any membranes as usual. Poach in salted water until firm, then remove and allow to cool, weighted as usual. Meanwhile, prepare batter in the usual way from milk, flour and egg. Season and leave for an hour while the brains cool. When brains are cold, cut into slices, dip into batter and fry in the rendered Emu fat. Serve with deep respect for the fortitude of your ancestors.

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 14, 2008 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i think i just vommited a little

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Huber!!!

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 5:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Giles calls Huber 'Geico"

because he thinks he sounds like the gekko

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 5:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That ok Luuuke

You’re still kicking his ass with syllables.

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 5:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

SAFE

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by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 14, 2008 5:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Gey!!!

Saaaaafe!

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by Wonko on Jun 14, 2008 5:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

KHALIL!

Nice!

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I feel the pride

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

cool

agressive baserunning

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 5:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Gey

There is no reason why he isn’t the everyday CFer. He’s a keeper!

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 14, 2008 5:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

well with hairston hurt

does that make him in CF everyday now?

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by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 14, 2008 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hitting with RISP vs LHP

Locked

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tekotte up again

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Choked

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Lucky Lee

84 pitches thus far

by The Kipper on Jun 14, 2008 5:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow

That looked good especially.

Backwards K.

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

There's a break

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Yeah it went the right way

It’s a break for us

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

There's another

Take a seat buddy.

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by Wonko on Jun 14, 2008 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Egon's K

all three strikes were in the other batter’s box

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 14, 2008 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

There's another

Take a seat (ugly) buddy

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by Wonko on Jun 14, 2008 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

GRADY SIZEMORE

You’re welcome for the lead in leadoff HRs

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 5:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I agree Matty

I hate interleague play too. Dbags play the Royals and we play the Injuns?

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 14, 2008 5:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

seriously

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Alright Carroll

We haven’t decided just what you look like
But your face is weird, please strike out.

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 5:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Thanks!

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

wish granted

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by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 14, 2008 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

how nice of him to do that for you

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

backwards K

i wish i could type an acutal backwards K

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 14, 2008 5:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Same

I’m just going to have to make an image of one.

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Êž

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wtf

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 5:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sedatives wore off

Adrian not fast…

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Baek vs. Choo

One, a missionary
Another, joined a native tribe to become one of them

Who will prevail?

Coming this summer

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 5:57 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Damn I left out the best part...

“May Gawd have mercy on their Seoul!”

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

rec'd

both

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kooz!

Two-bagger

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 6:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

kooooooooz

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by iLOVEkouz5 on Jun 14, 2008 6:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

alright Kooooooz

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 6:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

oooo

Dbags down 4-1, neat. Did someone already mention that?

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by Wonko on Jun 14, 2008 6:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

eww wasted out

coulda bunted
and moved him to third
so that a sac fly ties it

just saying

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 6:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Also could have flied out to right

on that 2nd to last pitch away :)

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i forgot though

the padres don’t play small ball

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

apparently

they don’t play SMART ball either. it drives me insane.

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by garth on Jun 14, 2008 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

maybe one day they'll get a real manager

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

One who would tell the guy who sac-flies the most

to just go ahead an NOT do that?

I hope not.

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it could have been anyone

and black probably would not have called or a bunt

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

no bunt?

no bunt. i’m going to kill myself now. why don’t they bunt? tying run on second no out? you can tie the game with two outs and you don’t bunt?

they do this fifty times a year. i don’t know why. it’s like they want to give the other team the best chance…they feel bad for them?

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by garth on Jun 14, 2008 6:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Can Khalil bunt?

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i've seen him do it in bp

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Uh oh

Betancourt is in session

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don't get it

i used to think bochy was the crazy one, and that’s why we never bunted. but black does it too. why? are the padre’s bats so explosive the managers are hypnotized?

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by garth on Jun 14, 2008 6:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Khalil leads the lead in sac flies.

That was what he was supposed to do there. Not bunt.

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

league, rather

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Dominates it

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i'd rather he bunted, frankly

i bet the numbers would bear me out on that. but i’m not going to look it up either, as i’m lazy.

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by garth on Jun 14, 2008 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He obviously sucks at bunting

and excels at flying out. Drink a glass of water already.

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by Axion on Jun 14, 2008 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

drink a glass of water?

because i don’t like people wasting outs and not scoring runs? khalil can practice bunting. he’s paid to get the guy over or in. i don’t think that’s an absurd stance to take, that a professional ballplayer know how to do his job.
i’ve seen it happen over and over and over again and it bugs the hell out of me. it’s not like it’s a new thing to move the runner over. how long has baseball been played? over a hundred years? extra bunt practice, greenie.

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by garth on Jun 14, 2008 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You think Khalil hasn't taken extra BP?

Nice armchair coaching though… the guy who leads in sac-flies should now bunt, something he never does/has done.

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that was a hey scan question one time

something about it’s not the philosophy of the organzation was the answer

apparantly if they are gonna win they are gonna work for it

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

bunts are for pitchers

we want batters. not broken ladders.

by Dex on Jun 14, 2008 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I vote PMac

to go away when Headley comes up

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 6:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

that would mean mangement would make us happy

and they dont want to do that

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i use to think KT

secretly bugged my house only to make changes that dissapointed me

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by C8LIN B on Jun 14, 2008 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he just bugs

GLB game threads now

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