Things I like:  rainbows, unicorns (the kind that aren't dead) and beating the LA Dodgers.

The umpires aren't all bad.

Josh Bard (remember him?) might be ready in a couple of weeks.

I know many of you miss Milton Bradley.  Just thought you should know he's still 'effing insane.  (Courtesy of a certain striking frog chaser.)

I love stadium profiles.  Any stadium.  It doesn't matter.

Jake returns today against Hiroki Kuroda.  As it's a day game and the U.S. Open starts today at Torrey, I expect 37 people to be in attendance.  DAY GAME ALERT!  Game time is 12:35pm PDT.