We should always go with an 8 man lineup.

You wake up and know it’s going to be miserable…..but there’s nothing to do but suffer through it. You know that if you just quit, you’d feel so much better….but you won’t.

I recommend water, vitamins, and no loud noises while watching the 2008 Padres.

Khalil strikes out swinging at least twice.

They just mentioned the Padres have not been swept yet this season. Isn’t that incredible?

Ledezma pitching well, Two Agon Bombs, a great Kbot defensive play (I hear he is getting upgraded to KhalilOS X) and a double, an 0-fer for Larry and Colt Morton getting a hit finally. Cla and Bell will set up Trevor, who will come in and get an uneventful save. No, forget that. The Padres will be leading by six, so Estes will finish the game off. Bud Black will get ejected early in the game so he can’t mess anything up.

I agree. Colt will get his first today. As a matter of fact…he’ll have two.

It has been written.

“Kind of a bad-hop, wasn’t it?”

If by bad hop you mean one that bounced directly toward his glove…sure. Okay.

Let’s mention this, Ted.

Not used to seeing that. Like…ever.

Must’ve avoided Joyner in the clubhouse today.

It’s the Friar, bitch!

That’s weird.

Score your obligatory two runs and then give up the 9. Here we go.

I’m so irritated with them that I don’t want them to have success. This is what they’ve done to me.

It’s because I rooted for Fantasy Points, isnt it?

Already crying about the “missed” check-swing strike call. “It really should have been 2-outs and nobody on.” Ugh.

Get that double, I want to get at least one prediction right

That’s more like it

Even when he gets a decent rip on the ball, the result is still dreadful.

BEAUTIFUL CATCH!!!

guys. I got tasked with a high priority RFI reponse that I needs to finish today. I’ll be listening and thinking fondly of all of you.

Defense, too.

Its like tee ball.

I’m waiting for Waler Matthau to come staggering out of the dugout holding a beer.

the Padres give a run back straight away. We’ve got a small lead now let’s try to keep it

or just constant blooper sound effects.

Giles fields a ball (booiiiing!)

Callix barehands (waaa—-waaaa).

He did it.

wats the score?

You know what that tells me? It tells me that the players on the Padres hate each other.

Corky Miller

Is there some reason Iguchi isn’t getting the start? Or is it just to let Crabbe play at Turner field?

Now I don’t have to hear the name JoJo for the next hour.

Sounds dirty.

I was worried Ledezma was going to step on Kouz’s hand and injure him. That would be a first in baseball….right?

Looked like he was going to fall down there.

Let’s walk people to get to Chipper. Love it.

bring up the stat about Corky and Colt did he?

Amazing he escaped with no damage.

How does a 6’6 kid grow up saying “I really want to be a catcher.” I just don’t get that.

Ugh

Giles. No. Okay? Stop it, alright? Stoppit.

my only source will be my phone alerts that are slow in responses
adios

I think there’s a chance the Padres might not get the living sh*t kicked out of them today.

We should offer them Rusch RIGHT NOW.

That’s how we score in SD, baby.

RBI Double!!!!

“Tell Gerut we don’t need him.”

It said Huber knocked in a run, and then changed it to a foul ball!

ESTES SIGHTING!!!

He deserves a win for that effort.

Walked 100 or more guys in a season FOUR different times.

According to the Braves announcers.

Any word? I’ve been away from the computer.

(please)

He appears to be getting drunker as the game goes on.

is that free mlb.tv thing still on?

having a rough start.

The Sauce is gonna kill you if you ruin his non-Win.

Get out of it.

of that dramatic, crushing loss Dex has been talking about.

Using Cla in the 6th – what happens now? He comes out for the 7th? Or does Gas Can Thatcher get the call?

I want my money back

That ball Agon hit was halfway over the wall when Kotsay got it. Or are they messing with me again?

Reliever Roulette. Pick your weapon.

experiment when we are winning? Why not experiment when we are getting blown away?
I’m about to trade for Bochy. (gasp)

All the makings of a crushing loss.

Lets just all stop listening. This is over.

I gotta go to practice… I’m gonna wear osbugs 2.0 shirt, hopefully not being the upgraded X version won’t hurt us (anymore).

Wow

Strikes.

off an error. We are officially the most horrible team ever.