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Open Thread: 5/8, Padres vs. Braves

San Diego Padres at Atlanta Braves, May 8, 2008 10:10 AM PDT


Honestly I can't even imagine how the Padres could possibly win this game.  One time I was trying to eat a giant burrito and it just looked too big.  Even if I took tiny bites and took my time I just knew there was no way I could finish it.  I held it up to my stomach to see if it could physically fit and when I saw that it wouldn't, that burrito had already beaten me mentally.  I knew that it had already won.  The Braves are a giant burrito.



Go Padres!!!  Eat that burrito, but don't make yourself sick.

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2.0 wouldn't lie to us

maybe they are trying to stay out of double plays by just taking the automatic out.

by jbox on May 8, 2008 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

weird auto lineup widget

I’m not even sure what that means like who’s being left off. The Braves are betting their 2B 9th?

by Dex on May 8, 2008 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm hoping they aren't even playing with a 2B

Wally Joyner: “Big hole to the right side today, boys.”

by Winfield's Ghost on May 8, 2008 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

By all day, I mean 3 or 4 grounders to short.

You know those slow grounders that happen when a batter tries to check his swing but the ball accidentally hits his bat and somehow rolls fair? Yeah, those.

by Drama on May 8, 2008 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I foresee a burrito for lunch

(jbox made me hungry with all that burrito talk)

by Winfield's Ghost on May 8, 2008 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You're gonna hate me when you hear this, WG.

I was in San Diego Tuesday night on business. I had a carne asade burrito, 3 rolled tacos with guac and cheese and two fish tacos. It was the greatest dinner ever.

by Drama on May 8, 2008 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

In honor of the Padres, I'm going to buy a 37 year old burrito

for 6 million dollars and ask it to play center-field.

by goose1 on May 8, 2008 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hey guys, sorry about the lineup problem

we are working with our sports data provider on this issue. I know it is pretty lame to be presented with inaccurate information…

I'm one of the guys who built the new SB Nation

by odacrem on May 8, 2008 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks.

But that’s pretty much the least of our worries right now.

"You guys look like the last sh*t I took." ~ Morris Buttermaker

by Drama on May 8, 2008 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wait... we get to blame you?

You are the reason our lineup is abysmal! You told us it would be good! You told us and we believed you!

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

by Axion on May 8, 2008 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This team is like a hangover

You wake up and know it’s going to be miserable…..but there’s nothing to do but suffer through it. You know that if you just quit, you’d feel so much better….but you won’t.

I recommend water, vitamins, and no loud noises while watching the 2008 Padres.

by goose1 on May 8, 2008 9:31 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nah

The Padres are becoming that girl that you and all your friends laugh at and say how you’d never mess around with her even if your were hammered. Then after your friends go home, you call her up on your speed dial and ask what she is doing tonight.

by sacpadre on May 8, 2008 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I love that girl

I mean, i love this team.

by goose1 on May 8, 2008 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm going with:

It’s Groundhog Day, and we are trying to kill ourselves as quickly and painlessly as possible. We are just bad at it.

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

by Axion on May 8, 2008 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Predicting

Khalil strikes out swinging at least twice.

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

by Axion on May 8, 2008 9:32 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

How do you know the Run Fairy isn't a CRAZY GLUE SNIFFER?

‘Buildin’ model air planes!!!,’ he tells them. Well I’m not buying it. He sneaks into your house once, thats all it takes. Next thing you know you got money missing off your dresser drawer and your daughter’s knocked up.

by Dalton on May 8, 2008 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I've seen in a hundred times.

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

by Axion on May 8, 2008 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Space Pope reptilian?

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

by Axion on May 8, 2008 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes

Read my World Series in-depth analysis. The Padres are going on a Rockies-esque winning streak til the end of the season.

by sacpadre on May 8, 2008 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Listening to the pre-game show.

They just mentioned the Padres have not been swept yet this season. Isn’t that incredible?

by Drama on May 8, 2008 10:02 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Stiff and old?

We’re ducking and dodging the sweep with graceful ease.

Suck it, anonymous NL scout.

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

by Axion on May 8, 2008 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I predict

Ledezma pitching well, Two Agon Bombs, a great Kbot defensive play (I hear he is getting upgraded to KhalilOS X) and a double, an 0-fer for Larry and Colt Morton getting a hit finally. Cla and Bell will set up Trevor, who will come in and get an uneventful save. No, forget that. The Padres will be leading by six, so Estes will finish the game off. Bud Black will get ejected early in the game so he can’t mess anything up.

by osbug on May 8, 2008 10:07 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Colt

I agree. Colt will get his first today. As a matter of fact…he’ll have two.

It has been written.

by Drama on May 8, 2008 10:10 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Braves announcers....

“Kind of a bad-hop, wasn’t it?”

If by bad hop you mean one that bounced directly toward his glove…sure. Okay.

by Drama on May 8, 2008 10:12 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

They are really bad

Not in an obxnoxious way like Suton and Grace, but they just come off as kind of dumb and uninformed

by Winfield's Ghost on May 8, 2008 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

great at bat by callix

Let’s mention this, Ted.

by Dex on May 8, 2008 10:15 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

There he goes

Sorry I spoke so quick, Ted.

by Dex on May 8, 2008 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Callix working the count.

Not used to seeing that. Like…ever.

by Drama on May 8, 2008 10:15 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Crabbe looked like he knew what he was doing there

Must’ve avoided Joyner in the clubhouse today.

by Winfield's Ghost on May 8, 2008 10:15 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Error and a walk!

It’s the Friar, bitch!

by Drama on May 8, 2008 10:16 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Here we go, Padres

Score your obligatory two runs and then give up the 9. Here we go.

by Dex on May 8, 2008 10:18 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

There's a weird angry part of me that wants the team to lose today

I’m so irritated with them that I don’t want them to have success. This is what they’ve done to me.

by Dex on May 8, 2008 10:20 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yes

Like I said yesterday, I don’t want the FO to have any reason to change their minds about the upcoming changes.

by Winfield's Ghost on May 8, 2008 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ok, are we gonna chase a starter?

It’s because I rooted for Fantasy Points, isnt it?

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

by Axion on May 8, 2008 10:20 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Braves announcers...

Already crying about the “missed” check-swing strike call. “It really should have been 2-outs and nobody on.” Ugh.

by Drama on May 8, 2008 10:21 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

KhalilOs X

Get that double, I want to get at least one prediction right

by osbug on May 8, 2008 10:22 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

GIDP

That’s more like it

by Winfield's Ghost on May 8, 2008 10:23 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

According to TBS announcers

he absolutely scalded that ball and Infante made a good play. Can anyone confirm?

by Phantom on May 8, 2008 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It was a good play. I thought it was through the hole.

Surprised Infante came up with it. One of those “when things are going well, that’s a hit. When you’re the 2008 Padres, that’s a GIDP”

by goose1 on May 8, 2008 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jesus Lopez

Even when he gets a decent rip on the ball, the result is still dreadful.

by Drama on May 8, 2008 10:23 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

GILES!!!!

BEAUTIFUL CATCH!!!

by Drama on May 8, 2008 10:26 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I can't post much today

guys. I got tasked with a high priority RFI reponse that I needs to finish today. I’ll be listening and thinking fondly of all of you.

by Phantom on May 8, 2008 10:26 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hi, Phantom.

What’s happening? We need to talk about your TPS reports.

by Drama on May 8, 2008 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey guys,

I start the audio fee, and all of a sudden ATL scores a run…..

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra

by Sammy G on May 8, 2008 10:30 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

not a big deal

that’s like saying, “I take a breath and the Padres lose”.

by Dex on May 8, 2008 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dear God

I’m waiting for Waler Matthau to come staggering out of the dugout holding a beer.

by Drama on May 8, 2008 10:30 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Please

We don’t have anyone that can hit as well as Kelly Leak.

by Winfield's Ghost on May 8, 2008 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not very good to see

the Padres give a run back straight away. We’ve got a small lead now let’s try to keep it

by sixpakfrombelgium on May 8, 2008 10:32 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

All Padres games should have Benny Hill music playing

or just constant blooper sound effects.

Giles fields a ball (booiiiing!)

Callix barehands (waaa—-waaaa).

by goose1 on May 8, 2008 10:33 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Maybe if we could make them go by in fast motion.

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

by Axion on May 8, 2008 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This Morning

I walk into my inlaws house after being out of town for some time, and all I here “The worst team in baseball.” No “hi”, no “how was your trip”.......

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra

by Sammy G on May 8, 2008 10:34 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That ball was high.

"You guys look like the last sh*t I took." ~ Morris Buttermaker

by Drama on May 8, 2008 10:37 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hits, runs, homeruns?

"You guys look like the last sh*t I took." ~ Morris Buttermaker

by Drama on May 8, 2008 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Look at the positivity! Nice.

"You guys look like the last sh*t I took." ~ Morris Buttermaker

by Drama on May 8, 2008 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

be a bit optimistic. At least give Ledezma a fair shot. 3 strikeouts might be a bit much though

by sixpakfrombelgium on May 8, 2008 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

so im at school with no tv,radio, or gameday

wats the score?

"I get tired of hearing ballplayers belly-ache all the time. They should sit in the press box sometime and watch themselves play."

by iLOVEkouz5 on May 8, 2008 10:41 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

2 to 1, us, bottom 2.

We got that first inning offensive explosion with minimal handouts from umpires and the other team.

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

by Axion on May 8, 2008 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

2-1 Padres. 2 out. Bottom of the 2nd.

"You guys look like the last sh*t I took." ~ Morris Buttermaker

by Drama on May 8, 2008 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

thank you.

"I get tired of hearing ballplayers belly-ache all the time. They should sit in the press box sometime and watch themselves play."

by iLOVEkouz5 on May 8, 2008 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Giles not giving way to Hairston

You know what that tells me? It tells me that the players on the Padres hate each other.

by Dex on May 8, 2008 10:43 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Indeed

that really didn’t look like a nice team spirit. Seems like Giles doesn’t trust his CF, maybe he still thinks Edmonds is still there?

by sixpakfrombelgium on May 8, 2008 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

To Giles, everyone is Jeff.

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

by Axion on May 8, 2008 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hmm, I'm sure tempers must be flaring

Maybe they all need to huddle up and, one by one, close their eyes and fall backwards into each other’s arms. Except, of course, Edmonds would drop everyone and the trust is gone.

by SD Chick N on May 8, 2008 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Haha

Corky Miller

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

by Axion on May 8, 2008 10:45 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

By the way

Is there some reason Iguchi isn’t getting the start? Or is it just to let Crabbe play at Turner field?

by sixpakfrombelgium on May 8, 2008 10:48 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He walked Khalil, WG.

Obviously he’s done.

"You guys look like the last sh*t I took." ~ Morris Buttermaker

by Drama on May 8, 2008 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He is

blister problems it seems

by sixpakfrombelgium on May 8, 2008 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Injury?

That’s it, I’m never making my fairytale baseball hope public again…

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

by Axion on May 8, 2008 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thank God

Now I don’t have to hear the name JoJo for the next hour.

by SD Chick N on May 8, 2008 10:56 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Stan's Rodeo Cream?

Sounds dirty.

"You guys look like the last sh*t I took." ~ Morris Buttermaker

by Drama on May 8, 2008 10:57 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hits, runs, homeruns?

"You guys look like the last sh*t I took." ~ Morris Buttermaker

by Drama on May 8, 2008 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pitch count: economical so far

I remain confident in a scoreless inning.

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

by Axion on May 8, 2008 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was close.

I was worried Ledezma was going to step on Kouz’s hand and injure him. That would be a first in baseball….right?

"You guys look like the last sh*t I took." ~ Morris Buttermaker

by Drama on May 8, 2008 11:03 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I expect

Harry to come out and tear Hairston’s ACL at any moment now.

by Winfield's Ghost on May 8, 2008 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Now you're making me wish Edmonds was in the line-up today.

"You guys look like the last sh*t I took." ~ Morris Buttermaker

by Drama on May 8, 2008 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What the hell is Ledezma doing?

Looked like he was going to fall down there.

by Winfield's Ghost on May 8, 2008 11:07 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

No idea.

But he has now walked two guys this inning…one of them the f**king relief pitcher…and now he’s gotta face Chipper.

"You guys look like the last sh*t I took." ~ Morris Buttermaker

by Drama on May 8, 2008 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whew

"You guys look like the last sh*t I took." ~ Morris Buttermaker

by Drama on May 8, 2008 11:09 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

what happened what happened

"I get tired of hearing ballplayers belly-ache all the time. They should sit in the press box sometime and watch themselves play."

by iLOVEkouz5 on May 8, 2008 11:09 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

nothing...yet

two men on, two out…ledezma trying to get out of it…

by Winfield's Ghost on May 8, 2008 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

2-1, bottom of third. Two Braves on. Two out.

"You guys look like the last sh*t I took." ~ Morris Buttermaker

by Drama on May 8, 2008 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ledezma's thinking: "I want Parkman"

Let’s walk people to get to Chipper. Love it.

by goose1 on May 8, 2008 11:10 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That guy did not seriously

bring up the stat about Corky and Colt did he?

by sacpadre on May 8, 2008 11:10 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bases loaded...all on walks.

"You guys look like the last sh*t I took." ~ Morris Buttermaker

by Drama on May 8, 2008 11:11 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yes!

That’s good, right? Who wants to win games? Winning only brings false hope.

by goose1 on May 8, 2008 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Braves are taking the Padre hitting approach

“Swing early against a guy who is wild.”

by Winfield's Ghost on May 8, 2008 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They hire Wally?

"You guys look like the last sh*t I took." ~ Morris Buttermaker

by Drama on May 8, 2008 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lucky?

That was a great strikeout

by SD Chick N on May 8, 2008 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, WG. Jerk.

"You guys look like the last sh*t I took." ~ Morris Buttermaker

by Drama on May 8, 2008 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You have a great point.

Don’t forget the rolled and fish tacos.

"You guys look like the last sh*t I took." ~ Morris Buttermaker

by Drama on May 8, 2008 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Perhaps

lucky to have walked a relief pitcher, two more guys and to then escape without having given up a run?

by Winfield's Ghost on May 8, 2008 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

id say thats damn lucky

"I get tired of hearing ballplayers belly-ache all the time. They should sit in the press box sometime and watch themselves play."

by iLOVEkouz5 on May 8, 2008 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Great pitch to get out of it.

Amazing he escaped with no damage.

"You guys look like the last sh*t I took." ~ Morris Buttermaker

by Drama on May 8, 2008 11:13 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

good

cuz i cant afford to pay for a broken school computer

"I get tired of hearing ballplayers belly-ache all the time. They should sit in the press box sometime and watch themselves play."

by iLOVEkouz5 on May 8, 2008 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Colt Morton

How does a 6’6 kid grow up saying “I really want to be a catcher.” I just don’t get that.

"You guys look like the last sh*t I took." ~ Morris Buttermaker

by Drama on May 8, 2008 11:19 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

my theory

He wasn’t born 6′ 6″.

by Dex on May 8, 2008 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My theory

He didn’t grow a foot when he turned 17 either.

"You guys look like the last sh*t I took." ~ Morris Buttermaker

by Drama on May 8, 2008 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Caught Stealing

Giles. No. Okay? Stop it, alright? Stoppit.

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

by Axion on May 8, 2008 11:24 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

well im off to 5th period

my only source will be my phone alerts that are slow in responses
adios

"I get tired of hearing ballplayers belly-ache all the time. They should sit in the press box sometime and watch themselves play."

by iLOVEkouz5 on May 8, 2008 11:30 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well, I'll go ahead and say it.

I think there’s a chance the Padres might not get the living sh*t kicked out of them today.

"When the going gets tough... TheGrandHatching pops in later." -- WG

by TheGrandHatching on May 8, 2008 11:30 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm not sure I could handle a win, at this point.

It might make me think they’d turned a corner or something….

by goose1 on May 8, 2008 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Adrian's Birthday today!

"You guys look like the last sh*t I took." ~ Morris Buttermaker

by Drama on May 8, 2008 11:34 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Kouz just killed Buddy Carlyle.

"You guys look like the last sh*t I took." ~ Morris Buttermaker

by Drama on May 8, 2008 11:37 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Carlyle should have been wearing his Hans Device.

"You guys look like the last sh*t I took." ~ Morris Buttermaker

by Drama on May 8, 2008 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seriously.

I’m just going to lean down and pick-up this baseball that’s right on the baseline. This should work out okay for me.

"You guys look like the last sh*t I took." ~ Morris Buttermaker

by Drama on May 8, 2008 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, yeah.

That’s how we score in SD, baby.

"You guys look like the last sh*t I took." ~ Morris Buttermaker

by Drama on May 8, 2008 11:42 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Between the soft dribbler

and the run-scoring balk, we are unstoppable.

by Phantom on May 8, 2008 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Greeney!

RBI Double!!!!

by Phantom on May 8, 2008 11:43 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Awesome. Khalil ripped that!

"You guys look like the last sh*t I took." ~ Morris Buttermaker

by Drama on May 8, 2008 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's hit the ball

hard the past two days. It’s just a matter of making sure that those shots don’t find gloves.

by Phantom on May 8, 2008 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

love it

finally some good baserunning too!

by sixpakfrombelgium on May 8, 2008 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

KT on the phone

“Tell Gerut we don’t need him.”

by Winfield's Ghost on May 8, 2008 11:43 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Game Day Fooled Me!

It said Huber knocked in a run, and then changed it to a foul ball!

by osbug on May 8, 2008 11:46 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

In Game Day's defense...

You really should have known better.

"You guys look like the last sh*t I took." ~ Morris Buttermaker

by Drama on May 8, 2008 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think

The grudge the umpires are holding against us runs deeper than we (I) thought! Even the Gameday stringers have it out for us.

by osbug on May 8, 2008 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Walks?

"You guys look like the last sh*t I took." ~ Morris Buttermaker

by Drama on May 8, 2008 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ESTES SIGHTING!!!

ESTES SIGHTING!!!

"You guys look like the last sh*t I took." ~ Morris Buttermaker

by Drama on May 8, 2008 11:49 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Did Ledezma

Have such a high pitch count? I missed an inning because of internet troubles

by sixpakfrombelgium on May 8, 2008 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

63 pitches.

"You guys look like the last sh*t I took." ~ Morris Buttermaker

by Drama on May 8, 2008 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey

What’s that about? That’s not enough.

by SD Chick N on May 8, 2008 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Looks

like Black isn’t trusting Ledezma all the way(or at least 5 innings).

by sixpakfrombelgium on May 8, 2008 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Screw that noise

If you start somebody, you need to give them the chance to go all the way. And no, that’s NOT what she said.

by SD Chick N on May 8, 2008 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's what...

she.. said? sorry.

by Dex on May 8, 2008 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think probably

that’s what he said!

"We've... we've got lumps of it 'round the back."

by ABY on May 8, 2008 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well...

He did throw 49 pitches last Sunday.

"You guys look like the last sh*t I took." ~ Morris Buttermaker

by Drama on May 8, 2008 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

acccording to GY over at Ducksnorts

Estes is statistically one of the six worst pitchers of the last 6 yrs. I love that stat. The best part? We also have another “Bottom Six ” guy in Rusch.

by Winfield's Ghost on May 8, 2008 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Too bad Ledezma didn't get to go five.

He deserves a win for that effort.

"You guys look like the last sh*t I took." ~ Morris Buttermaker

by Drama on May 8, 2008 11:51 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I am giving myself credit for that one.

So far I have predicted KhalilBots double, Colts hit, and Ledezma pitching well. I don’t think I will get the 2 Agon Bombs and Black won’t get himself ejected now though.

by osbug on May 8, 2008 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Estes

Walked 100 or more guys in a season FOUR different times.

According to the Braves announcers.

"You guys look like the last sh*t I took." ~ Morris Buttermaker

by Drama on May 8, 2008 11:53 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What is this split game pitching strategy?

Any word? I’ve been away from the computer.

by Dalton on May 8, 2008 11:55 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He may have gotten hurt earlier in the game chasing a foul ball

Also pitched on Sunday.

Also – Bud Black is “wacky.”

by Winfield's Ghost on May 8, 2008 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He threw 49 pitches on Sunday against the Marlins.

And he may have hurt himself trying to chase down a foul ball.

"You guys look like the last sh*t I took." ~ Morris Buttermaker

by Drama on May 8, 2008 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah...and the "wacky" thing.

"You guys look like the last sh*t I took." ~ Morris Buttermaker

by Drama on May 8, 2008 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gotcha, thanks dudes

Gonna go with wacky on this one.

by Dalton on May 8, 2008 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Taking the safe route, eh?

That’s not gonna help you beat David Archuleta.

"You guys look like the last sh*t I took." ~ Morris Buttermaker

by Drama on May 8, 2008 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

At this casino...

Always bet on wack.

(y)

by Dalton on May 8, 2008 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

wassa score?

(please)

"We've... we've got lumps of it 'round the back."

by ABY on May 8, 2008 12:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

4-1 Padres. Top of the 6th.

"You guys look like the last sh*t I took." ~ Morris Buttermaker

by Drama on May 8, 2008 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This announcer is Carey-esque

He appears to be getting drunker as the game goes on.

by sacpadre on May 8, 2008 12:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Both are terrible

The volleyball talk last inning?

by Winfield's Ghost on May 8, 2008 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Altough

I like volleybal a lot (played for 6 years) that talk was plain stupid.

by sixpakfrombelgium on May 8, 2008 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No Ch4

is that free mlb.tv thing still on?

"We've... we've got lumps of it 'round the back."

by ABY on May 8, 2008 12:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I hope this answers...

...everyone’s questions as to why he is not in there every day.

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

by Axion on May 8, 2008 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like the guy

Seems like for the amount he plays, he is more solid that some of the starters.
That, by the way, is a totally subjective comment. I cannot back that up at all.

by sacpadre on May 8, 2008 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah me too

I just like him. Not sure why. Because it seems pretty clear that he can’t play 2nd.

by Winfield's Ghost on May 8, 2008 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I dig him cause

he seems like one of the few guys who hustles. He really gives his all every time he plays.

by sacpadre on May 8, 2008 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nothing wrong with Crabbe.

We just have Gooch and Greeney out there on D, and they’re just plain better is all I’m saying.

I’m a Crabbe-fan, too. But the reality is there.

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

by Axion on May 8, 2008 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Callix

having a rough start.

by Phantom on May 8, 2008 12:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Get it together Estes

The Sauce is gonna kill you if you ruin his non-Win.

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

by Axion on May 8, 2008 12:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This has all the makings

of that dramatic, crushing loss Dex has been talking about.

by Winfield's Ghost on May 8, 2008 12:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Greg Norton

that sounds eerily familiar

by ExPadtriate on May 8, 2008 12:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I like the old Cla better than this one.

Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand.
Leo Durocher

by planetjeffy on May 8, 2008 12:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Me too

Guy used to be pretty solid

by sacpadre on May 8, 2008 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Remember when...

Cla went like 35 innings without allowing a run? That was fun

by ExPadtriate on May 8, 2008 12:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So that was kind of interesting

Using Cla in the 6th – what happens now? He comes out for the 7th? Or does Gas Can Thatcher get the call?

by Winfield's Ghost on May 8, 2008 12:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It's Queen

of the Run Fairies. Jeez.

by Phantom on May 8, 2008 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think

I want my money back

by sacpadre on May 8, 2008 12:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

According to Gameday

That ball Agon hit was halfway over the wall when Kotsay got it. Or are they messing with me again?

by osbug on May 8, 2008 12:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Messing with you.

It carried in the wind, but he caught it on the warning track and it wasn’t spectacular.

by goose1 on May 8, 2008 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Here we go

Reliever Roulette. Pick your weapon.

by Winfield's Ghost on May 8, 2008 12:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Why does Bud

experiment when we are winning? Why not experiment when we are getting blown away?
I’m about to trade for Bochy. (gasp)

by sacpadre on May 8, 2008 12:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL

All the makings of a crushing loss.

by Winfield's Ghost on May 8, 2008 12:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It is hilarious following you guys without the game!

I gotta go to practice… I’m gonna wear osbugs 2.0 shirt, hopefully not being the upgraded X version won’t hurt us (anymore).

"We've... we've got lumps of it 'round the back."

by ABY on May 8, 2008 12:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Apparently

KhalilOs X is still in beta

by osbug on May 8, 2008 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

SUCK IT BRAVES ANNOUNCER!

God that guy is too damn exuberant.

by Phantom on May 8, 2008 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Substitute

exuberant for hammered

by sacpadre on May 8, 2008 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Right after

Braves announcers are lauding his discipline.

by Winfield's Ghost on May 8, 2008 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or the text message

Or the telegram. Or the smoke signals. Or the morse code in the flashing of the stars at night.

by SD Chick N on May 8, 2008 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wild pitch

off an error. We are officially the most horrible team ever.

by Phantom on May 8, 2008 12:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

They are really

trying to find imaginative ways to break our hears.

by Phantom on May 8, 2008 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Terrible.

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

by Axion on May 8, 2008 12:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

How do we pin this on Edmonds?

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

by Axion on May 8, 2008 12:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well, he's in the game

It’s tied. There is plenty of time for a ball to go over his head.

by Winfield's Ghost on May 8, 2008 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes!

Wait….you guys didn’t want us to win, did you?

by goose1 on May 8, 2008 12:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

For a team the lives on pitching and defense

I am dying a slow death on their pitching and defense. Is 12:43 pm too early to start drinkin today?

Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand.
Leo Durocher

by planetjeffy on May 8, 2008 12:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The Padres

are finding new and exciting ways to blow ballgames. it’s thrilling, in a way.

I’m on the edge of my seat wondering what’s going to make me slap my forehead next.

by Dalton on May 8, 2008 12:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Morton out, Bard in.

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

by Axion on May 8, 2008 12:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Man, I leave for just a little bit...

I left you in charge, overand. What the hell?

"You guys look like the last sh*t I took." ~ Morris Buttermaker

by Drama on May 8, 2008 12:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Good slide, Huber.

"You guys look like the last sh*t I took." ~ Morris Buttermaker

by Drama on May 8, 2008 12:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Tony Clark for Edmonds

Get Adrian out in center.

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

by Axion on May 8, 2008 12:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Great effort, Jim.

Seriously. Just drive to the airport right now. Hop on a Delta flight to St. Louis and we’ll forget this whole thing happened.

When I tell people my “list”...I’ll conveniently leave you out.

"You guys look like the last sh*t I took." ~ Morris Buttermaker

by Drama on May 8, 2008 12:55 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

If Edmonds flies home fast enough, he'll go back in time.

according to Superman.

Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand.
Leo Durocher

by planetjeffy on May 8, 2008 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I just turned on Gameday

Any clue why Harry decided that Hairston and Morton needed to be replaced?

Felt more comfortable with the guys that lost him all these games so far?

I watched all 23 innings and all I got was this lousy signature.

by Wonko on May 8, 2008 12:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Plus Morton sucks.

Wild Pitch scores the tying run.

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

by Axion on May 8, 2008 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WIld Pitches

Are pitchers faults.

by osbug on May 8, 2008 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey, Heater.

Stoppit.

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

by Axion on May 8, 2008 1:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That'll do pig, that'll do.

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

by Axion on May 8, 2008 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Take. A. Seat.

"You guys look like the last sh*t I took." ~ Morris Buttermaker

by Drama on May 8, 2008 1:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Heat

holds on so that a differnt run fairy can blow the game for us.

by Phantom on May 8, 2008 1:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

And it will happen in extras.

It’s gotta.

"You guys look like the last sh*t I took." ~ Morris Buttermaker

by Drama on May 8, 2008 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What happened

to rally unicorns and the like?

by ExPadtriate on May 8, 2008 1:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hehe.

After telling it to slow down, turn down that racket, get off his lawn, etc…

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

by Axion on May 8, 2008 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Unicorns and rainbows only work

if you have a chance.

Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand.
Leo Durocher

by planetjeffy on May 8, 2008 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Right

They are a supplement to playing well, not a replacement

by osbug on May 8, 2008 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's like giving someone a boost over a wall.

It doesn’t help if the person you’re helping has no arms.

Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand.
Leo Durocher

by planetjeffy on May 8, 2008 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Anybody wanna bet that Hoffy pitches the bottom of the ninth???

"You guys look like the last sh*t I took." ~ Morris Buttermaker

by Drama on May 8, 2008 1:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Then he would get the loss?

Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand.
Leo Durocher

by planetjeffy on May 8, 2008 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Actually, no.

I think he’ll get out of it. Someone else will blow it in the 12th.

"You guys look like the last sh*t I took." ~ Morris Buttermaker

by Drama on May 8, 2008 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Anyone else notice on the Padre homepage

the “highlight” is a double play that happens to score Iguchi from 3rd to tie the game at 2?

That is the MOST PATHETIC HIGHLIGHT I’ve ever seen.

by goose1 on May 8, 2008 1:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Really

I was thinking the exact same thing earlier this day.

by sixpakfrombelgium on May 8, 2008 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe I should take these 3 hours everyday

and do something productive. Like read a book. Make some granola bars. Try to patch things up with my dad.

by SD Chick N on May 8, 2008 1:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Braves announcers....

“He’s probably a little crabby with that call.” Congrats, you are an idiot.

"You guys look like the last sh*t I took." ~ Morris Buttermaker

by Drama on May 8, 2008 1:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Now, I don't condone murder

but these announcers must be stopped

by SD Chick N on May 8, 2008 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sigh

I don’t even know why I get hopeful anymore about this team.

by Phantom on May 8, 2008 1:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That's it

I’m going to drink myself a couple of beers in the nearest bar. Bye all

by sixpakfrombelgium on May 8, 2008 1:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Does it have Leffe on tap?

Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand.
Leo Durocher

by planetjeffy on May 8, 2008 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm kinda disappointed

that you weren’t posting from the bar.

by sacpadre on May 8, 2008 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thank God!

Thatcher’s here to save the day!

A bat, a bat, my kingdom for a bat! - Jake Peavy (loosely translated)

by Boilermaker19 on May 8, 2008 1:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Thatch it up

Good call Black. I guess he wins your bet, Drama.

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

by Axion on May 8, 2008 1:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He always does.

"You guys look like the last sh*t I took." ~ Morris Buttermaker

by Drama on May 8, 2008 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So we can lose in extra innings

A bat, a bat, my kingdom for a bat! - Jake Peavy (loosely translated)

by Boilermaker19 on May 8, 2008 1:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Extra innings?

I’m pretty sure we are going to lose now.

by SD Chick N on May 8, 2008 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thatcher?

The Braves hitters must be giddy.

Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand.
Leo Durocher

by planetjeffy on May 8, 2008 1:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Why Thatcher

When you have to RH batters and a Switchie coming up?

by osbug on May 8, 2008 1:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Uncanny.

"You guys look like the last sh*t I took." ~ Morris Buttermaker

by Drama on May 8, 2008 1:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Weird

Thathcer is in and has allowed two hitters to reach base.

I’m stunned, absolutely stunned I tell you.

by Phantom on May 8, 2008 1:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That's it... walkoff...

Black wants to go home.

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

by Axion on May 8, 2008 1:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Isn't it laughable

at this point that Bud would go with him? I mean, really.

by Phantom on May 8, 2008 1:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Triple play time!

A bat, a bat, my kingdom for a bat! - Jake Peavy (loosely translated)

by Boilermaker19 on May 8, 2008 1:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ugh

Come on Thatcher lose in style! I call grand slam walkoff.

by fairweather on May 8, 2008 1:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Screw that.

The best manager possible is sitting on our bench right now.

"You guys look like the last sh*t I took." ~ Morris Buttermaker

by Drama on May 8, 2008 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No.

We ride this out til he retires. Then we offer him the gig.

"You guys look like the last sh*t I took." ~ Morris Buttermaker

by Drama on May 8, 2008 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

There's anothe shirt

Bring back the Boch

by osbug on May 8, 2008 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's enjoying SF right now

At least no one expected anything from them.

by ExPadtriate on May 8, 2008 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who goes out to pull

Buddy out of the game?

Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand.
Leo Durocher

by planetjeffy on May 8, 2008 1:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Silly! Buddy was never in the game.

A bat, a bat, my kingdom for a bat! - Jake Peavy (loosely translated)

by Boilermaker19 on May 8, 2008 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kevin Towers

Oh wait, he has no leadership ability

by sacpadre on May 8, 2008 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

BIte your tongue

A bat, a bat, my kingdom for a bat! - Jake Peavy (loosely translated)

by Boilermaker19 on May 8, 2008 1:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

See that shot???

Our bullpen is empty. NO ONE WARMING UP.

"You guys look like the last sh*t I took." ~ Morris Buttermaker

by Drama on May 8, 2008 1:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bud

has total and complete faith in Thatcher. Don’t you?

by Phantom on May 8, 2008 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, of course

They’ve gotta pack everything up. Game’s gonna be over in just a sec and they got a plane to catch.

by Winfield's Ghost on May 8, 2008 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We have a flight to catch.

Someone told Edmonds to hit the shower after the game, and he’s getting ditched.

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

by Axion on May 8, 2008 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WP on a IBB

Would have been a pretty cool way to lose.

by Wes on May 8, 2008 1:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Could we send Maddux in

for his 350th win?

Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand.
Leo Durocher

by planetjeffy on May 8, 2008 1:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Brilliant idea. I love it.

"You guys look like the last sh*t I took." ~ Morris Buttermaker

by Drama on May 8, 2008 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Then he can retire

And we leave Black in Atlanta

by osbug on May 8, 2008 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thatcher almost f**ked up an intentional ball. WOW.

I’m actually impressed.

"You guys look like the last sh*t I took." ~ Morris Buttermaker

by Drama on May 8, 2008 1:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Edmonds is old

What’s Bud Black’s excuse for sucking?

by Dalton on May 8, 2008 1:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh yes

please. Walk in the winning run. Or a grand slam.

by SD Chick N on May 8, 2008 1:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Grand Slam Walkoff?

We’ll make sportcenter!

Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand.
Leo Durocher

by planetjeffy on May 8, 2008 1:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What was he swinging at?

HE’S TRYING TO WALK YOU!!!

"You guys look like the last sh*t I took." ~ Morris Buttermaker

by Drama on May 8, 2008 1:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

In play, run(s)

Single… Game.

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

by Axion on May 8, 2008 1:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm laughing

right now because I cannot honestly believe we blew this game. All you can do is laugh, right?

by Phantom on May 8, 2008 1:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yes

I’m giggling like a nut case right now.

by Winfield's Ghost on May 8, 2008 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damn Burrito

A bat, a bat, my kingdom for a bat! - Jake Peavy (loosely translated)

by Boilermaker19 on May 8, 2008 1:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Who could have possibly

predicted Thatcher woudl lose the game for us?

by Phantom on May 8, 2008 1:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I actually wouldn't have.

BECAUSE WHO THE HELL WOULD PITCH HIM IN THAT SITUATION???

by Dalton on May 8, 2008 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is terrible for Thatcher

Black is essentially setting him up for failure every time. This effectively kills any confidence Joe may have rendering him totally useless for the future.

by sacpadre on May 8, 2008 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's all for the better

You see, a win now would give management the illusion that this team can win, when it can’t. They needed a loss today to ensure some changes.

A bat, a bat, my kingdom for a bat! - Jake Peavy (loosely translated)

by Boilermaker19 on May 8, 2008 1:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Leaving on a Jet Plane....

Who will be gone tomorrow?

Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand.
Leo Durocher

by planetjeffy on May 8, 2008 1:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Of all the mistakes we saw today

Black bringing Thatcher in in a tie game was by far the most egregious. I will never get him.

by Winfield's Ghost on May 8, 2008 1:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

I’m not sure how he managed to fool us as a competent manager in 07, as he’s been universally awful this year.

by Phantom on May 8, 2008 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was sick of him last year.

I think the team was good enough to help him cover up some dumb mistakes.

by sacpadre on May 8, 2008 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can it be a rebuilding year

If you don’t develop anyone new?

A bat, a bat, my kingdom for a bat! - Jake Peavy (loosely translated)

by Boilermaker19 on May 8, 2008 1:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Rebuilding

Because I think we just saw the building implode.

by Winfield's Ghost on May 8, 2008 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

First sweep.

I have only thing to say about what just happened:

THERE BETTER BE SOME MASSIVE F**KING CHANGES TONIGHT AND TOMORROW MORNING.

"You guys look like the last sh*t I took." ~ Morris Buttermaker

by Drama on May 8, 2008 1:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sorry, "bets"

Edmonds? Gone
Rusch? Gone
Huber? Gone

Gerut? Up
Headley?
Leblanc?
Geer?

by goose1 on May 8, 2008 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think....oh....wait...

Daaaaaaahhhhhgggrrrrrmph. What was that? Oh—that was me finally not caring. That moment, just now. Weird.

by Dalton on May 8, 2008 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I doubt Rusch will go

He’s one of our better relievers recently.

LeBlanc is overmatched in AAA (for now).
Geer is only slightly less overmatched (for now).

Headley is ready, but KT says he’s not coming up.

Gerut is not the savior, but he needs the chance to prove that Edmonds is his bitch.

I watched all 23 innings and all I got was this lousy signature.

by Wonko on May 8, 2008 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I had a fan post about that about a week ago.

I watched all 23 innings and all I got was this lousy signature.

by Wonko on May 8, 2008 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sure

It’s just still funny to me.

by Winfield's Ghost on May 8, 2008 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm actually

excited to see what tonite and tomorrow will bring. We should watch the lineups for AAA tonite to get an idea of the moves they’re gonna make.

by Phantom on May 8, 2008 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wish I was at the ATL airport

just to see if they let Edmonds ride back.

by Winfield's Ghost on May 8, 2008 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

I agree. This team is playing like a festival of clowns.

by osbug on May 8, 2008 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well

I’m going to the games on Saturday and Sunday. At least I get to spend some time at the ballpark. I don’t honestly know what else one could say at this point.

How have the players not revolted at this point?

by Phantom on May 8, 2008 1:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So, anyone going to Petco this weekend?

I know I want to watch the worst two teams in baseball play each other.

by SD Chick N on May 8, 2008 1:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'll be there

but that’s because I got suckered into buying season tickets last season :-(

by Phantom on May 8, 2008 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This will be the weekend

That the Padres get seriously booooed by their own fans. Then we can be real baseball fans because we boo our own team!

by osbug on May 8, 2008 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm going to make a sign

that says “We’re not saying ‘Koooooz’!”

by SD Chick N on May 8, 2008 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Hehe

They’re saying Boooo-urns

by osbug on May 8, 2008 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

(so recommended)

PLEASE DO THAT. PLEASE.

"You guys look like the last sh*t I took." ~ Morris Buttermaker

by Drama on May 8, 2008 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Done and done

If I end up going to the game, that is. I don’t know if those ugly Jake Peavy shirts can even get me to go. And I love ugly T-shirts!

by SD Chick N on May 8, 2008 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'll be there Sunday.

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

by Axion on May 8, 2008 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'll be there tomorrow

I’m so excited.

I watched all 23 innings and all I got was this lousy signature.

by Wonko on May 8, 2008 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jake tomorrow night.

"You guys look like the last sh*t I took." ~ Morris Buttermaker

by Drama on May 8, 2008 1:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He must

really regret that extension right about now.

by Phantom on May 8, 2008 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You know what's really pathetic??

Take a look at your Padre schedule people. See that game on Saturday night? Recognize that color? That color is RED. That means a match-up featuring the team with the worst record in all of baseball going against a team with second worst record in all of baseball is considered a PREMIUM GAME.

"You guys look like the last sh*t I took." ~ Morris Buttermaker

by Drama on May 8, 2008 1:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ha

I’m sure when they made the schedule, right after last season wrapped up, it was.

by SD Chick N on May 8, 2008 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seriously

Last year we played them in what was the best game of the postseason (one of the best ever), now look at us.

by osbug on May 8, 2008 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HAHAHAHA!!

And I am going to be there – in a Western Metal Suite at least! Alex’s LL coach reserved it for us. At least there will be unlimited food…..

by Christina on May 8, 2008 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh Boy

The Purple Dinosaurs are beating up the Cards. Alone in the cellar again.

At least cellar door is most beautiful word combo in the English language.

I watched all 23 innings and all I got was this lousy signature.

by Wonko on May 8, 2008 1:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Do we even get to stand near the door

when we have no intention of cracking it?

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

by Axion on May 8, 2008 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

3 up, 3 down

Ups:
The Sauce was good
Greeney had a two-out RBI double
Edmonds is probably gone

Downs:
The Sauce pulled early
Three errors
Thatcher, again.

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

by Axion on May 8, 2008 1:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm addicted to this place i guess

i wasn’t here during the game so i had come and read everything

I've got the key to paradise, but i've got too many legs

by C8LIN B on May 8, 2008 1:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You wanted to come relive the anguish.

Admit it. :)

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

by Axion on May 8, 2008 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Misery loves company

I watched all 23 innings and all I got was this lousy signature.

by Wonko on May 8, 2008 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha yea

completely

I've got the key to paradise, but i've got too many legs

by C8LIN B on May 8, 2008 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Slow motion train wrecks

I watched all 23 innings and all I got was this lousy signature.

by Wonko on May 8, 2008 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i miss our old outfield

anyone else notice that we’ve been playing awful since last year when Milton and Cameron got injured in the same game? its been all downhill since then. god i miss those two.

at least bradley was crazy enough to actually hurt his teammates if they played this poorly. he might have even knocked out buddy black as a bonus!

bring em back Sandy! for my sanity!

by justdave on May 8, 2008 3:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I MISS

MILTON BRADLEY

"Rich Folkers is throwing up in the bullpen." - Jerry Coleman

by Hacker on May 8, 2008 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Milton Bradley was on our team?

He played so little for us I had already forgotten.

I watched all 23 innings and all I got was this lousy signature.

by Wonko on May 8, 2008 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow 555 Comments

For a Radio Only Day game for the worst team in baseball? Impressive…Most Impressive…But you are not a Jedi yet.

Me fail English? That's unpossible!

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on May 8, 2008 3:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

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