How else can one so quickly declare that they “got nothin.’”

I bet he has the Will Ferrell boxed set.

It’s not like we’ve lost 16 of 20 games, alright?

hey jim its KT u ok for ctr 2morrow? txt me back

I am also working on the “Free the Frequent Friar!” T Shirt.

I don’t see any point in letting Edmonds go yet. He is still playing better CF than Shrek, and not hitting much worse than him. It’s not like we are paying him $18.1mil to hit .170/.279/.264. I suppose putting Crabbe in CF is an option, but then we lose our supersub. I still don’t think they were trying to stick it to Cameron. I wouldn’t have wanted to sign him past two years anyway. There were too many question marks.

I know everyone wants to bring up the prospects and let them grind it out, but the only way I think that would be viable is if we commit to it long term. Which might mean sucking this year AND next year. I see no point in bringing them up and then sending them back down.

and his fucking Queen of the Run Fairies.

I was in class when Thatcher was summoned, but when I saw that we gave up three runs my first thought was: Black wouldn’t actually be dumb enough to use Thatcher in a tie game, right? Must have been one of the other RFs.

And then, to my infinite fury, I checked the box and I see that Thatcher pitched the 7th.

Let’s play make believe for a second.

You have a tie game in the bottom of the 7th. Bases loaded and nobody out. Who would you tab? Would you tab your best groundball pitcher who can potentially keep the ball in the IF and keep the game tied, or at least minimize the damage? Or do you reach deep into that bullpen, find your magic dust, and summon the Queen of the Run Fairies?

We report. You decide.

Roughly one month after they inked Gagne for $10 mil.

This totally reminds of Smoove B from the Onion.

You may be wondering how I plan to win you back in only one night, when there were so many problems between us. As this evening must be the most magical, sensual, and perfect night of your entire life, I will keep the details of it a secret in order to bring your arousal to its highest peak.

As a teaser, I will say that a few things will, without a doubt, occur. First, I will compliment you and express sincere regret over what happened between us. I will extend feelings of tenderness and warmth. Then, we will reminisce about the good times that we once shared. Dinner, which will have been carefully prepared over the course of the previous 24 hours, will be served at around 8. During dinner, as well as afterward, we will drink the finest wine from the best wine-producing regions of Australia. Or, if that wine does not meet your exacting standards, I will provide backup wines from the finest wine-producing regions of Chile, France, California, and Germany. There will also be warm appetizers.

The Rangers would part with Bradley for Agon or C.Young.

haha Yay I’m in!!!!!
Thank you miss laura:)
I can’t wait to see cla;)