I got the perfect thing for your million dollar living room

an overpriced chair

via images.craigslist.org

Right? That's the bee's knees right? That's the mother effin' cats pajamas. OK. I'm ready to buy, where's the listing?

OWN A PIECE OF HISTORY AUTHENTIC PADRES SEAT - $24999 (San Diego)

No joke this a Authentic Padres Stadium. A must have for any true fan, perfect condition. Won't last long, price is willing to negotiate...please email

TWENTY-FOUR THOUSAND NINE HUNDRED AND NINETY NINE DOLLARS!?!?!

That's American, U.S. dollars right? Actually, I guess within the listing, they say that you're buying an "Authentic Padres Stadium", so that would be a steal. I'd like to negotiate with this "price" person, but I'm not sure what the counter offer could possibly be.

Also, what's up with the Craigslist photo being taken on a roof? Is that where this person has been storing this must have? I know it doesn't rain in San Diego, but I doubt that the thing is still in perfect condition if it's been up on his roof the whole time.

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