1) First off the Rally-Backs are the mother-effin’ cat’s pajamas.
2) The website you guys are checking out is of the old team (Ray’n isn’t even on the squad anymore…she’s finishing her degree in Neuro-science at ASU-not). Stay tuned for the new team’s bios. Stuff is classic.
3) We’ll be road trippin’ it down to SD to pay you guys a visit during the AZ-SD series-we may need a few pointers in fan entertainment (Riiiiiiight).Your new favorite Rally-Back,
Dylan
Rally-Backer Dylan calls out the Pad Squad in the Gaslamp Ball comments section. via Meet the Rally-Backs!
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LOL.
1) Mother effin’ cannot be used to mofidy the expression “cat’s pajamas” in any way. I am sorry. Acceptable answers (if it indeed were true) included “shiznittle bam snip-snap” and “kickow.”
2) It’s only May…
3) You guy have already got it down! Check neck pulses, pass out Blu-blockers, reference JAG or Matlock, check charge levels on Rascals, keep children off your lawn, shake fist angrily above your head. It’s a recipe for success!
And drive slowly on the way out here on the 10, it can be windy.
The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.
by Axion on May 5, 2008 10:37 AM PDT 1 recs
I kinda don't understand that photo
Also, I like that a Rally Backer is calling out the Pad Squad. Keeps them on their toes. I’d like to see some sort of rumble.
by Dex on
May 5, 2008 10:38 AM PDT
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I'm always...
down for a good brawl, but some of the chicks on your squad are looking kinda butch. You guy’s would def have the upper-hand…
by dylly back on
May 6, 2008 1:02 AM PDT
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ouch.
Pad Squadders rumbling with other teams’ crews…. that’s the world I want to one day live in.
We've all experienced those delirious moments where one thing leads to another and you find yourself at the end of the night messing around with sheep. It's something we all have in common. -jbox
by JBRO on
May 6, 2008 1:11 AM PDT
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That's not a chick-
it’s Andre.
www.PadsAndEnds.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev
by TheThirdGonzalez on
May 7, 2008 10:32 AM PDT
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At first
I thought they really might want some pointers from the pad squad and then I he said “Riiiight!” and I was like “oh man he was being sarcastic!”
by jbox on May 5, 2008 10:38 AM PDT 0 recs
Same!
I was confused when I read that Ray’n was finishing her degree in neuroscience at ASU because the doctoral program is (1) interdisciplinary and (2) currently under review by the Arizona Board of Regents. But then he said “not”. And I was like “oh, Wayne and Garth used to trick me like that too!”
"When the going gets tough... TheGrandHatching pops in later." -- WG
by TheGrandHatching on
May 5, 2008 11:22 AM PDT
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The funniest part...
some of the Pad Squad is just as old as our players.
No offense Nina, but you made the move with the Padres from Qualcomm.
/taps wristwatch
The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.
by Axion on May 5, 2008 10:45 AM PDT 0 recs
Nina isn't officially Pad Squad though, right?
She’s a ball girl.
by Dex on
May 5, 2008 10:46 AM PDT
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She's a ball girl though
not Pad Squad. I’d like to have them mix up the ball girls. Get some guys out there too. They’ve had the same ball girls for years.
by jbox on
May 5, 2008 10:47 AM PDT
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Well damn, I'm dumb. :)
The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.
by Axion on
May 5, 2008 10:50 AM PDT
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The riginal comment
contains the ‘whale’s vagina’ bit. I guess some would argue that it never gets old.
"When the going gets tough... TheGrandHatching pops in later." -- WG
by TheGrandHatching on May 5, 2008 11:14 AM PDT 0 recs
that was my only point against
otherwise… i was perfectly delighted with him calling out the pad squad.
by Dex on
May 5, 2008 11:26 AM PDT
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gay.
1. mother-effin cat’s pajamas=gay
2. new team bios=gay
3. dry sarcasm=gay
4. dylly back=really gay
5. rally backs=gay
"i kinda feel like nevin and klesko were some fling we (the padres) had in the past and now realize were a bad idea and are embarrassed about."
by freelunch on May 5, 2008 11:20 AM PDT 2 recs
I'll be honest
I thought the “mother-effin’ cat’s pajamas” part was funny. I’m going to start using it.
"When the going gets tough... TheGrandHatching pops in later." -- WG
by TheGrandHatching on
May 5, 2008 11:24 AM PDT
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i'm more of
a bee’s knees type of gal.
"i kinda feel like nevin and klesko were some fling we (the padres) had in the past and now realize were a bad idea and are embarrassed about."
by freelunch on
May 5, 2008 12:35 PM PDT
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sliced bread
baby!
"We've... we've got lumps of it 'round the back."
by ABY on
May 5, 2008 12:40 PM PDT
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So funny.
I think it’s awesome that some of the funniest GLBers are female. freelunch, Demoira, ABY, Christina, motoole, SD Chick N, overand, TheGrandHatching….
by Drama on
May 5, 2008 1:03 PM PDT
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Damn it.
Well, I guess I should just be happy that you noticed me.
"When the going gets tough... TheGrandHatching pops in later." -- WG
by TheGrandHatching on
May 5, 2008 1:19 PM PDT
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I'm guessing
that is your official invitation into his flirt lair!
"We've... we've got lumps of it 'round the back."
by ABY on
May 5, 2008 3:44 PM PDT
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Yeah let's be real here
Any guy that goes by “dylly” isn’t going to intimidate a whole lot of people.
We've all experienced those delirious moments where one thing leads to another and you find yourself at the end of the night messing around with sheep. It's something we all have in common. -jbox
by JBRO on
May 5, 2008 12:44 PM PDT
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actually...
I’m as straight as they come bud.
I may be a Rally-Back now, but I’m also a member of the US Armed Forces with 3 tours under my belt.
by dylly back on
May 6, 2008 12:30 AM PDT
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Much respect for the armed forces.
Even though you work for the dbacks. ha
We've all experienced those delirious moments where one thing leads to another and you find yourself at the end of the night messing around with sheep. It's something we all have in common. -jbox
by JBRO on
May 6, 2008 1:01 AM PDT
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Dylly Back
"Rich Folkers is throwing up in the bullpen." - Jerry Coleman
by Hacker on May 5, 2008 7:30 PM PDT 0 recs
Ahahaha
C’mon San Diegans (Diegites?), I was just pokin’ fun. Just a lil inner divison game operations/entertainment crew rivalry going on…
Oh and by the way our chicks are waaaaay hotter. I used to go to school in SD…you guys can do better then that.
by dylly back on May 6, 2008 12:33 AM PDT 0 recs
America's Finest City
We are the biggest Military City in the country. Deal with it.
"I won't be happy until we have every boy in America between the ages of six and sixteen wearing a glove and swinging a bat."- Babe Ruth
by sdsuaztec4 on
May 6, 2008 12:54 AM PDT
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Oh...
is that right Mr. Aztec? I had no idea (note the sarcasm)...
Seeing as I’ve deployed outta SD to the Middle East like 8,000 times, I think I knew that. AND that has nothing to do with that dumb broad lunchbox calling me gay…
Aren’t you supposed to be getting drunk, celebrating Mexico’s independence, and contracting STD’s somewhere?
by dylly back on
May 6, 2008 1:15 AM PDT
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Thanks for reminding me
Damnit. Cinco De Mayo is over. I guess I’ll have to skip celebrating Mexican independence.
And I’m trying to imagine someone in the military, roots for the D-Bags and calls himself Dylly Back who isn’t gay…
...
...
...
nope can’t do it.
I watched all 23 innings and all I got was this lousy signature.
by Wonko on
May 6, 2008 2:04 AM PDT
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Yeah
No one really seems to have a sense of humor around here anymore. Kind of sad.
by Winfield's Ghost on
May 6, 2008 7:12 AM PDT
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what really matters....
hey dylly,
there is no need for a rivalry. we are all working for the common cause of baseball and improving guest relations while at the ball park. no need to hate based on what we look like.
as a matter of fact we do have some very beautiful padsquad women, but we pride ourselves on our personalities more than our appearances. we all love what we do- and i think that is the most important thing. if you wanna see hot half-naked girls with huge boobs- go watch a chargers game!
if you want to start a rivalry- lets make it about something that actually matters….
by mrshuber on
May 6, 2008 6:42 PM PDT
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PAD SQUAD ANSWERS BACK!
"I won't be happy until we have every boy in America between the ages of six and sixteen wearing a glove and swinging a bat."- Babe Ruth
by sdsuaztec4 on
May 6, 2008 9:44 PM PDT
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It's
on.
"When the going gets tough... TheGrandHatching pops in later." -- WG
by TheGrandHatching on
May 7, 2008 3:48 AM PDT
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how can we make this come to life.....
....a slingshot contest- see who can get the farthest from homeplate
....a rally-off- who can get the whole stadium clapping first (andre could kill um!)
....a mascot dance off- (do they even have one?) i can imagine the friar doing the worm and using a flute like a snake charmer
....a baseball jeopardy- trivia contest
*at least we could maybe get us some sportscenter time…..
by mrshuber on
May 7, 2008 10:46 AM PDT
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great idea...
1. we don’t have slingshots, we have tee-shirt cannons ;).
2. a ‘rally-off’ is kinda implied i guess.
3. our mascot D-Baxter is money. he actually brought out the Philly Phanatic for our Philly series and it’s been great watching them battle it out for the last couple of games.
4. you guys probably have the upper-hand in a baseball-trivia contest and i’ll just leave it at that haha
our game-ops director is paying for us to road trip it to san diego, los angeles, and maybe SF if we have time. shoot me your email me and i’ll let you know what the plans are and we’ll get media out there…
by dylly back on
May 7, 2008 11:41 AM PDT
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What more media do you need?
Gaslamp Ball will be there to cover this story.
by jbox on
May 7, 2008 12:07 PM PDT
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duh!
of course you guys would be there… we would need you!
glb is always our biggest supporter/”official fan club” and we love you all for that.
and- you guys started this whole thing in the first place…..
we gotta take this to the “big men upstairs”....
by mrshuber on
May 7, 2008 12:35 PM PDT
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Typical
Really typical actually. D-Bag fans always seem to shove it in faces only when they’re on top and are the team to beat. By the way, is it just me, or is that stadium REALLY crappy. I don’t know, I just don’t like it. Anyone else?
REMMIE
by Remmie on May 6, 2008 5:55 AM PDT 0 recs
I liked the stadium
And to be fair, he’s not really shoving anything into anybody’s faces.
by Dex on
May 6, 2008 6:15 AM PDT
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i wasn't wearing my glasses
when i first read this and i thought it said feces…
"i kinda feel like nevin and klesko were some fling we (the padres) had in the past and now realize were a bad idea and are embarrassed about."
by freelunch on
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Funny...
that the moderator of the site is the only voice of reason in here. Thanks Dex.
First off, I was merely pointing out that your entertainment/game-ops crew isn’t up to par. C’mon you guys are in SD and the only team you could assemble consists of women old enough to be my grandma, a couple fatties, a trannie, and the black version of Mr. Clean. SD has some of the best looking people in the world…someone needs to talk to your hiring director.
Second, I never even mentioned the fact that the D-Backs are the best team in baseball (probably not for much longer, considering the way they’ve been playing lately) let alone tried to rub it in.
Third, Petco Park is amazing, but if you’re calling Chase Field ‘really crappy’ you’re either in denial or effin’ blind. Retractable roof/windows, a swimming pool, mini ball park for the kids, and batting cages…AND we now have the second largest TV in the world as our jumbotron. Yeah, real crappy.
by dylly back on
May 6, 2008 8:27 AM PDT
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Like sqrunt mentioned above
everyone’s a bit sensitive around here at the moment. Excuse their rudeness and inability to find humor in anything. (Or don’t, because I’m not sure it’s really excusable anymore.)
by Winfield's Ghost on
May 6, 2008 8:38 AM PDT
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BINGO!
"When the going gets tough... TheGrandHatching pops in later." -- WG
by TheGrandHatching on
May 6, 2008 10:38 AM PDT
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WOAH!!
There’s a tranny named “Bingo” on the Pad Squad?
by Dex on
May 6, 2008 10:49 AM PDT
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Found it!
The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.
by Axion on
May 6, 2008 11:13 AM PDT
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ftfy
retractable roof because there is no other option.
swimming pool stinks like chlorine.
mini ball park for the kids is indoors
batting cages, who doesn’t have that?
Got me on the Jumbotron, that thing kicks ass now. HD fo’ realz.
The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.
by Axion on
May 6, 2008 11:11 AM PDT
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Forgot to mention...
the fireworks shows every friday night. It’s a nice lil touch, but it’ll probably get old after a while…
I guess Kansas City wins the prize for biggest jumbrotron in sports history or something like that. But I think there should be an asterisk because after all it is in KC.
by dylly back on
May 6, 2008 11:37 AM PDT
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You've got to do something about that hissing.
Really, who thought that was pleasant to hear?
The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.
by Axion on
May 6, 2008 12:26 PM PDT
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Sounds real nice
I’ll have to go to a game or two when the Pads are out that way again.
by sqrunt on
May 6, 2008 2:08 PM PDT
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i recently took a trip down to petco park
and i agree that the pad squad is not quite everything the rallybacks are, despite both being equally lame in concept. that’s all i have to say about all of this arguing.
that being said…. please set me up on a date with alissa. please. hah.
by leemellon on
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I'm interested to see what the RallyBacks do
And as much as I like the Pad Squad (right now), I also sometimes wonder what exactly they do.
by Dex on
May 7, 2008 2:47 PM PDT
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Jesus Lopez
I guess this is one of those instances when sarcasm doesn’t translate on the internets.
by sqrunt on
May 6, 2008 6:33 AM PDT
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From another Rally-Back:
My name’s Alissa, and I’ve been a Rally-Back since we started last year. When Dylan told me about the newfound rivalry this season between us and the Pad Squad, I knew I had to check it out. I have to say, I think it’s pretty ridiculous. I think the fact that we have the same job should bridge our squads, but instead we’re arguing about who’s better at throwing a t-shirt? Really? How about if, instead of trash-talking each other’s stadiums and launch abilities, we try to bring all those “baseball traditionalists” who hate cheerleaders in the MLB to our side? And instead of giving girls eating disorders by telling them how ugly they are based on one badly-taken profile picture we man up and say things like: I’m voting for Carrie of the Pad Squad on Deal or No Deal based solely on the principle that she seems like a really cool person and shares a passion for baseball” that we all pride ourselves on having? Just a suggestion…
by Alissa on May 8, 2008 6:44 PM PDT 0 recs
The rivalry
is a fun one, that hopefully no one is taking too seriously, besides me. I agree that we shouldn’t be comparing the squads based on looks and not to throw Dylan under the bus, but I think he was the only one doing that. I think it’s fair to compare them based on spirit and energy.
We are huge fans of the Pad Squad here at Gaslamp Ball and have the utmost respect for them.
by jbox on
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I have to say the rally backs are pretty good you guys have to give them that.
by fireman89 on May 18, 2008 4:34 PM PDT 0 recs
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