I will be first to admit that I've had the urge to do this (or Little League Sucker Punching 101)
I missed this yesterday, so I apologize if you've seen it, but from FanIQ:
I don't advocate ever doing this. It's unbelievably improper and really punk. However, I will not be so high falootin' as to say that I've never had the urge to do this during the customary handshake at the end of the game. And I don't mean in Little League or AYSO since I never did either one. I mean like in adult league baseball and co-ed soccer. In adult league, it's worse because there's always some prick on the other team (or sometimes on your own team) that thinks that B-level adult league baseball is his ticket to the Show or that a hard but "clean" shoulder check to your wife or your buddy's girlfriend in the middle of a co-ed soccer match will get him onto the LA Galaxy.
And you know what that kind of guy deserves?
That's right. He deserves to be suckerpunched.
All that being said, I have no idea what the punchee did to deserve to get clocked like that, but if it came out later that the dude was talking inappropriate crap all game and doing generally punk little league things like grabbing jerseys on runners while they were rounding second, well then...
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Well then
it was still a stupid thing to do. No excuse. And the fact that we don’t see adults jumping in from every angle on that video tells me all I need to know about those teams and that league.
And, yeah, I stopped playing adult sports, too, for the same reasons you mention. I figured that punching some fat, arrogant prick would make me a hypocrite and the hour of playing the game wasn’t worth it.
by Winfield's Ghost on May 30, 2008 7:19 AM PDT reply actions
it could be a stupid thing for the puncher to do
while also being deserved by the punchee. Like I said, I don’t presume to know if the kid getting clocked deserved it, but there’s probably more to the story than the puncher just being psycho.
If the puncher really is psycho, then that’s good times for different reasons.
I'm sure there's more to the story
I have no doubt that the kid probably was mouthing off or something similar. But it won’t justify one kid hitting another after a baseball game. What it does justify is taking the adults responsible for both teams and tossing them out of the league.
by Winfield's Ghost on May 30, 2008 7:52 AM PDT up reply actions
There's this guy in my church league
I play church league fast Pitch, and there’s one team, and one guy in particular, that always pulls this sophomoric crap. They’ll drop a shoulder coming into home on a close play instead of sliding (and never get called out for it), fake a toss back to the pitcher, then tag out the runner dusting himself off at second, fake having the ball to make a runner slide into third instead of rounding for an easy run, drop the bat down on their swing to tag the catcher’s mitt so they can get a free base, just plain dirty play, especially in a church league. We almost came to blows with them last year because their catcher called my pitcher (who is 15, btw) a B**ch in front of her father. I can’t stand that kind of “sportsmanship”.
I would never sucker punch someone, but I would probably laugh if that guy did a face plant in the parking lot.
Now, you listen here! 'e's not the Messiah, 'e's a very naughty boy! Now, go away!
I am oftend reminded of a classic film
Adventures in Babysitting. Near the end of the movie where Brad confronts Chris’ jerk boyfriend and basically says, “I should punch you, but I’m a bigger man than that”, and then Daryl, the buddy, goes, “I’m not” and just flattens out the jerk boyfriend. We all want to be Brad, but we all want to have buddies like Daryl.
That scene was famously paid homage to in the episode of Extras where Johnny Drama clocks Seth Green. Again, everybody knows that the high road is the road one should take, but it pays to have a psycho buddy who can lay down justice.
We almost got into it at softball
There’s a team we played that is named ‘Off Constantly’...but none of our team members really check the other team’s name out on the schedule….so most of us were unaware. After the game, which we won decisively, we’re doing the handshake thing and several of their guys say, ‘You just beat off constantly’..........damn near caused a fight because it was so unexpected and unwarranted given the circumstances. Not until later did we realize that the team named themselves that just to say that line after every loss.
You always want to...
You always want to get into it no matter what. I play softball for a church league and sometimes i go out to the ball fields when their playing to see if they need players. There is always that one person who mouths off to someone and in your mind you just want to punch them.
he kid should not have punched the other kid though, It was totally out of line and uncalled for.
And yes, where are the parents? And the coaches for that matter.
There are plenty of sucks out there
But you don’t just go punching people. In the face, no less. Especially during the one time in the game when you put everything aside to say “We are the same. Good job.”
I remember playing a game back in junior high where the players and coaches on both sides were just seething with conflict. Our coach told us not to do the good game high fives and to stay seated on the bench. Being team captain and having a horrendously dirty mouth at the tender age of 13, I said “F that” and took my team to high fives. Life is hard enough already, there’s no room for that petty crap.
FanIQ
Dude, stick to the soccer blogs. You obviously know nothing about baseball.

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