Evil Rival Mariners hate lesbians
This is pretty shameful. RTFA, then come back.
I don't know this for sure, but every park I've been to has some kind of "Kiss Cam" feature between innings. Total and complete bullsh*t to send out your code of conduct as a reply with "displays of affection are not appropriate in a public family setting" in it. The same family setting where alcohol is served, wallets are publicly raped, and naughty language flies like peanut shells.
Supposedly this all started because it all started because someone didn't want to explain to their child why two girls kissed.
Incendiary headlines by a wide margin. :)
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oh i thought this meant somehting different
because me and my biffel(best friend) refer to the Dodgers as lesbians. dang. i was hoping for another hate post on the dodgers :(
"I get tired of hearing ballplayers belly-ache all the time. They should sit in the press box sometime and watch themselves play."
by iLOVEkouz5 on May 29, 2008 10:50 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Mariner's management misses the boat
They should be more concerned about the fact that watching the Mariners play is like kissing your sister. If it feels good, there’s something wring with you.
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by Boilermaker19 on May 29, 2008 10:55 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
*wrong
The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair. Douglas Adams
by Boilermaker19 on May 29, 2008 10:56 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Clearly you've never been to wrigley field...
though that would definitely be one of the few staiums where the people in charge assume those in attendence would prefer to pay attention to a baseball game.
by pjbno4 on May 29, 2008 10:56 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
isnt that the chick from Tila Tequila????
"I get tired of hearing ballplayers belly-ache all the time. They should sit in the press box sometime and watch themselves play."
by iLOVEkouz5 on May 29, 2008 11:20 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No idea.
But it’s in the article so I took it. I like a picture with my fanposts. :)
The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.
by Axion on May 29, 2008 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
omg it definetely is
i go home right after reading this post and posting that comment, turn on the tv and flip channel
low and behold there is the chick who spells her name all funky and prolly got dumped by Tila Tequila
"I get tired of hearing ballplayers belly-ache all the time. They should sit in the press box sometime and watch themselves play."
by iLOVEkouz5 on May 29, 2008 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kiss Cam?
Don’t you mean the Kiss Clam?
I’ll just show myself out.
"When the going gets tough... TheGrandHatching pops in later." -- WG
by TheGrandHatching on May 29, 2008 11:34 AM PDT reply actions 5 recs
Well played, sir.
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by TheThirdGonzalez on May 29, 2008 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That in itself
has already dropped GLB to number 101.
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by TheThirdGonzalez on May 29, 2008 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
NO NO
Brings value WAY up. Stickin’ around for the game?
by Winfield's Ghost on May 29, 2008 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Part of it...
It’s my day off but I have to go push some ink at 4:30 EST.
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"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev
by TheThirdGonzalez on May 29, 2008 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Excellent
It’ll be like old times. Except for all the losing.
by Winfield's Ghost on May 29, 2008 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I watched the 18 inning extravaganza
with a head full of mushrooms and it was like none of the losing ever happened.
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by TheThirdGonzalez on May 29, 2008 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We all should've been so smart
by Winfield's Ghost on May 29, 2008 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was an accident...
I was really hungover looking for coffee and one of my friends said “here’s some tea” and it got really weird from then on.
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by TheThirdGonzalez on May 29, 2008 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Most awesome accident ever?
I vote yes.
The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.
by Axion on May 29, 2008 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Still Alive?
YES!
"Ladies and gentlemen, I suffer with you... I've never seen such stupid baseball playing in my life."
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on May 29, 2008 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can someone please explain to ME why the 2 girls were kissing?
But slowly, and in great detail.
by Dalton on May 29, 2008 12:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Why?
I’m guessing to generate moisture of some sort.
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by TheThirdGonzalez on May 29, 2008 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They were merely exchanging long protein strings.
If you can think of a better way to do it, I’m sure they’d like to hear how.
by pjbno4 on May 29, 2008 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
For our enjoyment.
Now pass the CrackerJack and be quiet, they’re going at it again!
The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.
by Axion on May 29, 2008 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Booo!
Boo, Mariners! Boo! What was that? They’re homophobes? BOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
by SD Chick N on May 29, 2008 12:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You should protest.
I’m thinking civil disobedience.
by Dalton on May 29, 2008 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kiss Cam
Best Kiss Cam moment was at an Angels – Yankees game in Anaheim. The Kiss Cam was placed on the Yankees dugout…trying to encourage some gay kissing from the players.
by thenerdhater on May 30, 2008 9:50 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I vaguely remember hearing a PA announcement two weeks ago in Seattle that said "No public displays of affection"
At first I thought it to be an odd announcement, but then I got distracted by something.
Presumably chicks making out.
by Wes on May 30, 2008 1:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I imagine they were gratuitously making out, given the Tila Tequila involvement
that has come to light. That being said, I’ve had a group of teens yelling the worst vulgarities you could imagine toward the field directly behind the seats which me and my family occupied, and they managed to “somehow” avoid Safeco security (the most offensive slur, IMO, was calling Jose Vidro a “native of mexico who enjoys chugging male bodily fluids,” though obviously in more vulgar terms. In retrospect (and I imagine forever more) I wish I’d turned around and told them to shut up or I’ll destroy you, but all I wanted to do at the time was enjoy a baseball game so I ignored.
I think this is a case of a particular usher deciding to enforce the rules given the grounds of a complaint made. Although as long as Bill Bavasi is the general manager of the Mariners, we will always be the dark side.
Someone say something witty.
by Omerta on May 31, 2008 1:30 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

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