Gaslamp Ball can buy you and sell you if you are bought and sold at Dollar General stores

by Dex on May 29, 2008 8:35 AM PDT Comment 28 comments

The Juiced Sports Blog lists Gaslamp Ball among the 100 Most Valuable Sports Blogs. What now, bitches!

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There we are. At number 100. About the same value as a moderately priced Japanese car. If we make any sort of sudden movement, we careen off the edge of the precipice, so... no sudden movements. Also, speaking as somebody who evaluates sports blogs for a living, I am not confident that Gaslamp Ball should be valued as high as it is, unless you happen to be somebody looking to invest in sports blogs, in which case you can just PayPal me any funds and email jbox with instructions as to what acts you want him to perform.

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I want a raise

by Winfield's Ghost on May 29, 2008 8:57 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Done

You owe us $38 dollars.

by Dex on May 29, 2008 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I was hoping to owe you $45

but I’ll take the $38.

by Winfield's Ghost on May 29, 2008 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

38 pitches?

"Ladies and gentlemen, I suffer with you... I've never seen such stupid baseball playing in my life."

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on May 29, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

You forgot to mention

44.) 38 Pitches – $134,724

"Ladies and gentlemen, I suffer with you... I've never seen such stupid baseball playing in my life."

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on May 29, 2008 9:05 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

You're only on the list

because Truehop requested to be taken off.

by thenerdhater on May 29, 2008 9:08 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

You're welcome.

Good move by your GM to bring in a high-quality free agent such as myself for this season.

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

by Axion on May 29, 2008 9:13 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Valuations criteria

I am basing the valuations off DN Scoop, a website that values websites based on links, PR, traffic rank, and other factors.

Other factors obviously don’t include ‘quality’.

"When the going gets tough... TheGrandHatching pops in later." -- WG

by TheGrandHatching on May 29, 2008 9:33 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

or "amount of respect" the "authors" command from the "readership"

by Dex on May 29, 2008 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs

Obviously

the increased internationalism of GLB has something to do with this high rating.

by sixpakfrombelgium on May 29, 2008 9:46 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

All the readers

coming out of the wood work trying to take credit.

by jbox on May 29, 2008 9:56 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

lol

What I meant to say was, “Well this is really a team effort. We know our strength is our pitching, and with just enough hitting, we can be competitive.”

I’m a good clubhouse guy, I swear!

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

by Axion on May 29, 2008 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs