The Seattle Mariners are 18-34 and we are 19-33. You know what that means? We're movin' on up! We are the second worst team in baseball!
We're also closing in on two other teams and they're both in our division. We're only a game and a half back from both the Colorado Rockies and the San Francisco Giants.
Nobody move, everybody be quiet as a mouse. Maybe nobody will notice us overtaking one team after another. Slowly moving into the middle of the pack.
You know at the end of the week we could be the fourth worst team in baseball. Try not to get your hopes up though.