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Open Thread: 5/24, Padres vs. Reds

Cincinnati Reds at San Diego Padres, May 24, 2008 7:05 PM PDT


I went to Jerry Coleman's book signing today at Costco. Picked up a couple books for Dex and I and Jerry was nice enough to sign them. I'll make a proper post about that later.

Go Padres!




 

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Ummm?

Wow. The Dark Days have truly returned.

by Drama on May 24, 2008 7:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Guess it's just me tonight.

No reason to leave these pants on.

by Drama on May 24, 2008 7:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

MF E Stupid F CS stupid computer

takes so f long to boot up…
Ah!

"We've... we've got lumps of it 'round the back."

by ABY on May 24, 2008 7:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Dammit!

Can I leave my pants off, ABY? That cool with you?

by Drama on May 24, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You KNOW I'm cool with it

"When the going gets tough... TheGrandHatching pops in later." -- WG

by TheGrandHatching on May 24, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Like I needed to ask you.

(The new avatar….brilliant.)

by Drama on May 24, 2008 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks!

There’s been a drunken movie marathon at the Hatching House today. The Shining is a personal fav.

"When the going gets tough... TheGrandHatching pops in later." -- WG

by TheGrandHatching on May 24, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No worries

still got mine on, but they are undone…

"We've... we've got lumps of it 'round the back."

by ABY on May 24, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Same here

o_O

"Rich Folkers is throwing up in the bullpen." - Jerry Coleman

by Hacker on May 24, 2008 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or conversely

a way to steal first base.

"Rich Folkers is throwing up in the bullpen." - Jerry Coleman

by Hacker on May 24, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

sounds like

I started at second!

"We've... we've got lumps of it 'round the back."

by ABY on May 24, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I got a little confused

20 MINUTES AGO!!! waiting for this f thing to come on line!

Freel leading off , huh? - and it takes me a few seconds to remember freel is the real one, farney is his buddy.

"We've... we've got lumps of it 'round the back."

by ABY on May 24, 2008 7:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

buddy

(why does it look like that?)

"We've... we've got lumps of it 'round the back."

by ABY on May 24, 2008 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Holy crap!

Totally lost track of time. The weather is screwing with my perception of the time of day.

by SD Chick N on May 24, 2008 7:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

No call?

I’ve been sitting here waiting for you and nothing? I won’t be treated in this manner.

by Drama on May 24, 2008 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You were waiting

for that call, with your pants off?

"We've... we've got lumps of it 'round the back."

by ABY on May 24, 2008 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

k-k-k-kay!

"We've... we've got lumps of it 'round the back."

by ABY on May 24, 2008 7:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

bloody hell!

"We've... we've got lumps of it 'round the back."

by ABY on May 24, 2008 7:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The Reds just hit a walk off 3-run HR

in the 2nd inning. The Padres aren’t going to be able to catch them.

"Rich Folkers is throwing up in the bullpen." - Jerry Coleman

by Hacker on May 24, 2008 7:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

wow

I’m gonna go ahead and guess TGH will pop in later…

by Drama on May 24, 2008 7:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Beat me to it

"When the going gets tough... TheGrandHatching pops in later." -- WG

by TheGrandHatching on May 24, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well

It looks like you guys have things under control here…

"When the going gets tough... TheGrandHatching pops in later." -- WG

by TheGrandHatching on May 24, 2008 7:33 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

lol

"We've... we've got lumps of it 'round the back."

by ABY on May 24, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

as soon as i think about logging on

votto hits a 3 run HR….and the pistons are getting blown out….anything else on?

What the hell is going on out there!?!?!?!
-Vince Lombardi

by offspeedkills on May 24, 2008 7:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Not my pants

"When the going gets tough... TheGrandHatching pops in later." -- WG

by TheGrandHatching on May 24, 2008 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

got down

to just my knickers last night…didn’t help much.

What the hell is going on out there!?!?!?!
-Vince Lombardi

by offspeedkills on May 24, 2008 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I feel overdressed...

"We've... we've got lumps of it 'round the back."

by ABY on May 24, 2008 7:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

KOOOOZ

Gotta admit Arroyo’s leg kick is quite entertaining

What the hell is going on out there!?!?!?!
-Vince Lombardi

by offspeedkills on May 24, 2008 7:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The Bot likes

ROCK music? who downloaded that into him? I would think he is more of an andrew Lloyd webber guy.

What the hell is going on out there!?!?!?!
-Vince Lombardi

by offspeedkills on May 24, 2008 7:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

John Cage

"We've... we've got lumps of it 'round the back."

by ABY on May 24, 2008 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

if we lose 110

bot has to bust a flow

What the hell is going on out there!?!?!?!
-Vince Lombardi

by offspeedkills on May 24, 2008 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bronson Arroyo

Strikes me as a good looking guy. Can someone confirm this?

"When the going gets tough... TheGrandHatching pops in later." -- WG

by TheGrandHatching on May 24, 2008 7:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

liked him more when

he had the corn rows….he does have a “hot guy” first name

What the hell is going on out there!?!?!?!
-Vince Lombardi

by offspeedkills on May 24, 2008 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like him

...he made some cool video (when usa was in japan for the baseball classic, I think… )

"We've... we've got lumps of it 'round the back."

by ABY on May 24, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm late.

What’d I miss?

Oh, that.

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

by Axion on May 24, 2008 7:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That and none of us are wearing pants.

Except ABY and Hacker…but they have theirs unbuttoned.

by Drama on May 24, 2008 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

As long as both hands stay above the keyboard.

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

by Axion on May 24, 2008 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can't promise anything

What the hell is going on out there!?!?!?!
-Vince Lombardi

by offspeedkills on May 24, 2008 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

*whispers* we could put the laptop on the floor

"We've... we've got lumps of it 'round the back."

by ABY on May 24, 2008 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

or we don't and say we did

What the hell is going on out there!?!?!?!
-Vince Lombardi

by offspeedkills on May 24, 2008 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey

I’m wearing pants. Several pairs. Under and over pants.

by SD Chick N on May 24, 2008 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damn Jody

That was an awesome throw.

by SD Chick N on May 24, 2008 7:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

awesome pitching, WILFREDO

What the hell is going on out there!?!?!?!
-Vince Lombardi

by offspeedkills on May 24, 2008 7:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Thatchaaaah!

"We've... we've got lumps of it 'round the back."

by ABY on May 24, 2008 7:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ok...

The bad news is that I’ve just spent the last 1/2 hour trying to order a pizza from a place that’s been closed for almost 2 hours.

The good news is that I no longer have to worry about finding some pants to put on for any goddamn delivery guy.

"When the going gets tough... TheGrandHatching pops in later." -- WG

by TheGrandHatching on May 24, 2008 8:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

you need to put on pants for the delivery guy

BECAUSE??? You can order pizza from papa johns thru these here tubes you know.

What the hell is going on out there!?!?!?!
-Vince Lombardi

by offspeedkills on May 24, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Delivery guy?

“Mikey, is he cute? Is he brown? Would he like to join us for a cocktail? Is he polite? Is he clean? Have him take off his shoes. Don’t let him go!”

by Drama on May 24, 2008 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hmmm...

Next movie in my marathon?

"When the going gets tough... TheGrandHatching pops in later." -- WG

by TheGrandHatching on May 24, 2008 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Sauce

is looking a little congealed. 70 pitches.

"Rich Folkers is throwing up in the bullpen." - Jerry Coleman

by Hacker on May 24, 2008 8:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

stickin' to the side of the pan

"We've... we've got lumps of it 'round the back."

by ABY on May 24, 2008 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

we gots boo birds at petco

who said sd fans were too laid back?

What the hell is going on out there!?!?!?!
-Vince Lombardi

by offspeedkills on May 24, 2008 8:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I boo

"Rich Folkers is throwing up in the bullpen." - Jerry Coleman

by Hacker on May 24, 2008 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

do you deliver pizza?

"We've... we've got lumps of it 'round the back."

by ABY on May 24, 2008 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Big Sausage Pizza

"Rich Folkers is throwing up in the bullpen." - Jerry Coleman

by Hacker on May 24, 2008 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You GLBers

Keep me laughing when all I want to do is cry

I feel like an idiot for planning on driving 120 miles to see the game tomorrow…

Hell is other people...and Dodger/Red Sox/Cub fans

- Jean Paul Sartre

by pasadenapadre on May 24, 2008 8:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

especially with gas prices what they are.

"When the going gets tough... TheGrandHatching pops in later." -- WG

by TheGrandHatching on May 24, 2008 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sut?

What the hell is going on out there!?!?!?!
-Vince Lombardi

by offspeedkills on May 24, 2008 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Have you seen this?

Did you hear about this?

"When the going gets tough... TheGrandHatching pops in later." -- WG

by TheGrandHatching on May 24, 2008 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Angelina Jolie

Is trying to help stop that thing over there

What the hell is going on out there!?!?!?!
-Vince Lombardi

by offspeedkills on May 24, 2008 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seriously

But, for some reason, I have a huge smile on my face.

By the way, I’ve never seen Dark Days. It’s been recommended though.

"When the going gets tough... TheGrandHatching pops in later." -- WG

by TheGrandHatching on May 24, 2008 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I haven't either.

It seemed appropriate for our baseball team.

I need a vodka tonic.

by Drama on May 24, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ILL take

a vodka cranberry thank you.

What the hell is going on out there!?!?!?!
-Vince Lombardi

by offspeedkills on May 24, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ledezma's done?

"We've... we've got lumps of it 'round the back."

by ABY on May 24, 2008 8:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fricken Darren Smith.

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

by Axion on May 24, 2008 8:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

And he hits...

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

by Axion on May 24, 2008 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

53-109

"Rich Folkers is throwing up in the bullpen." - Jerry Coleman

by Hacker on May 24, 2008 8:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Purple Rain

is on VH1

What the hell is going on out there!?!?!?!
-Vince Lombardi

by offspeedkills on May 24, 2008 8:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I"m on it!

"When the going gets tough... TheGrandHatching pops in later." -- WG

by TheGrandHatching on May 24, 2008 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good lawd...

It looks like the Lions took it to the Vikings today at Comerica park…

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

by Axion on May 24, 2008 8:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Jamesons, anybody?

"We've... we've got lumps of it 'round the back."

by ABY on May 24, 2008 8:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

as in Jenna?

Hell Yes!

What the hell is going on out there!?!?!?!
-Vince Lombardi

by offspeedkills on May 24, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ineffective relief.

Can we get a Rolaids out there?

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

by Axion on May 24, 2008 8:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bourbon

Wait a minute, aren’t you English???

"When the going gets tough... TheGrandHatching pops in later." -- WG

by TheGrandHatching on May 24, 2008 8:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Figure out the "reply" thing

dipshit.

"When the going gets tough... TheGrandHatching pops in later." -- WG

by TheGrandHatching on May 24, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

s'irish whiskey

and 5-0, I’m not picky at this point!

"We've... we've got lumps of it 'round the back."

by ABY on May 24, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I meant that I'm drinking bourbon

As for you, I would like for my stereotype to remain intact that English people hate everything Irish, and vice versa.

"When the going gets tough... TheGrandHatching pops in later." -- WG

by TheGrandHatching on May 24, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's the usher out there in the beach

who always makes kids solve math problems before giving them Padres temporary tattoos

by SD Chick N on May 24, 2008 8:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Making sure no Dodger fans get any?

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

by Axion on May 24, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

is it sabrmetrics?

What the hell is going on out there!?!?!?!
-Vince Lombardi

by offspeedkills on May 24, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

they are teaching them the sizes of swords?

"We've... we've got lumps of it 'round the back."

by ABY on May 24, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Celtics up 2-1

What the hell is going on out there!?!?!?!
-Vince Lombardi

by offspeedkills on May 24, 2008 8:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Do you think Matty and Mark just hate each other sometimes?

Mark is waving something in Matty’s face and Matty’s just thinking about all the ways to poison Mark’s snacks. I’m sure it happens all the time.

by SD Chick N on May 24, 2008 8:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That's my favorite part of every telecast.

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

by Axion on May 24, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Matty really hates

the shelayleigh

What the hell is going on out there!?!?!?!
-Vince Lombardi

by offspeedkills on May 24, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That

and the awkward silences after Matty’s sarcasm which I assume goes over Mark’s head.

"When the going gets tough... TheGrandHatching pops in later." -- WG

by TheGrandHatching on May 24, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

also

when mark breathes on the mic

What the hell is going on out there!?!?!?!
-Vince Lombardi

by offspeedkills on May 24, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

When The Padres let you down

Just think about a bat formed out of candy M&Ms.

"Rich Folkers is throwing up in the bullpen." - Jerry Coleman

by Hacker on May 24, 2008 8:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

the blue m & m is hot

What the hell is going on out there!?!?!?!
-Vince Lombardi

by offspeedkills on May 24, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Two hits in a row.

Oh, it’s the guys who already do that. More Little Sisters!

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

by Axion on May 24, 2008 8:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

woo-hoo...

"We've... we've got lumps of it 'round the back."

by ABY on May 24, 2008 8:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Jerry is screaming.

What happened?

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

by Axion on May 24, 2008 8:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

the keg fell off the back of the truck

rolled around to third!

"We've... we've got lumps of it 'round the back."

by ABY on May 24, 2008 8:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OMG

Triple for PMAC?

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

by Axion on May 24, 2008 8:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

P KEG!!!!

You think red fans get nervous when griff has to run down a ball like that?

What the hell is going on out there!?!?!?!
-Vince Lombardi

by offspeedkills on May 24, 2008 8:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yea McNulty!

"When the going gets tough... TheGrandHatching pops in later." -- WG

by TheGrandHatching on May 24, 2008 8:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice try

Carlin….did Jerry just say “we’re back in the game”?

I love the guy’s optimism

Hell is other people...and Dodger/Red Sox/Cub fans

- Jean Paul Sartre

by pasadenapadre on May 24, 2008 8:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

he's just really

senile….im sure he thinks its ‘94 or something

What the hell is going on out there!?!?!?!
-Vince Lombardi

by offspeedkills on May 24, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Luke's like it

Hell is other people...and Dodger/Red Sox/Cub fans

- Jean Paul Sartre

by pasadenapadre on May 24, 2008 8:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

wtf?

What happened to Carlin?

The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair. Douglas Adams

by Boilermaker19 on May 24, 2008 8:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He tried to throw to third

hit the bat… looked like he might have hit his hand, but no… he’s ok

"We've... we've got lumps of it 'round the back."

by ABY on May 24, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ah! hit the bat.

The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair. Douglas Adams

by Boilermaker19 on May 24, 2008 8:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

good to see you boiler

What the hell is going on out there!?!?!?!
-Vince Lombardi

by offspeedkills on May 24, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Been watching the game,

It just took me this long to beg the laptop away from my 3-year old.

The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair. Douglas Adams

by Boilermaker19 on May 24, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

damned myspace

What the hell is going on out there!?!?!?!
-Vince Lombardi

by offspeedkills on May 24, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hope she wasn't reading this cr*p

"We've... we've got lumps of it 'round the back."

by ABY on May 24, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Actually, It's damned Fisher-Price

I swear the kid’s gonna be writing C++ by the time he’s 5

The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair. Douglas Adams

by Boilermaker19 on May 24, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

thank u much

What the hell is going on out there!?!?!?!
-Vince Lombardi

by offspeedkills on May 24, 2008 8:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

we're up...

anything you want to add, overand…?

"We've... we've got lumps of it 'round the back."

by ABY on May 24, 2008 8:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Looks like Freel

Can’t field and chew gum at the same time. Is it just me, or is it annoying as hell the way he sticks that big wad out when he’s at the plate?

The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair. Douglas Adams

by Boilermaker19 on May 24, 2008 8:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

farney says its cool

"We've... we've got lumps of it 'round the back."

by ABY on May 24, 2008 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

farney

tell him too.

What the hell is going on out there!?!?!?!
-Vince Lombardi

by offspeedkills on May 24, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

By the way,

Haven’t seen you in a while offspeed

The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair. Douglas Adams

by Boilermaker19 on May 24, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I've been around

I may not be in the OT all the time, but like Christopher Lloyd said in Angels in the Outfield…I’m always watching….

What the hell is going on out there!?!?!?!
-Vince Lombardi

by offspeedkills on May 24, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

or hit, thankfully!

"We've... we've got lumps of it 'round the back."

by ABY on May 24, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Janish

I don’t know this guy – but I don’t like him.
His name sounds like it is politically incorrect to root against him.
Off-putting…

"We've... we've got lumps of it 'round the back."

by ABY on May 24, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Where you not here for the "a Red is a racist sock" conversation?

I don’t think there’s any political correctness going on here at all.

by SD Chick N on May 24, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, lousy French and their silent H's.

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

by Axion on May 24, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

another

awesome throw by gey…

What the hell is going on out there!?!?!?!
-Vince Lombardi

by offspeedkills on May 24, 2008 9:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

If you were a Hairston,

Would you rather be the one that looks like Shrek, or the one that looks like Chris Kattan?

The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair. Douglas Adams

by Boilermaker19 on May 24, 2008 9:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Kattan

Everyone loves the Mango!

What the hell is going on out there!?!?!?!
-Vince Lombardi

by offspeedkills on May 24, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

no runs with bases FOR?

well i’ll be damned

What the hell is going on out there!?!?!?!
-Vince Lombardi

by offspeedkills on May 24, 2008 9:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

that's twice, isn't it?

Frankly, I’m shocked we’re still in striking range, given our starting pitcher.

The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair. Douglas Adams

by Boilermaker19 on May 24, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

and yet

I have the feeling that unbeatable banzuke is more worth my time

What the hell is going on out there!?!?!?!
-Vince Lombardi

by offspeedkills on May 24, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It does get better...

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

by Axion on May 24, 2008 9:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What the?

"We've... we've got lumps of it 'round the back."

by ABY on May 24, 2008 9:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hate the Mango!

The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair. Douglas Adams

by Boilermaker19 on May 24, 2008 9:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

No Mango for me!

What the hell is going on out there!?!?!?!
-Vince Lombardi

by offspeedkills on May 24, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

good lord Kattan!

we’ve been web gemed again

What the hell is going on out there!?!?!?!
-Vince Lombardi

by offspeedkills on May 24, 2008 9:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wells

Savior-ish?

What the hell is going on out there!?!?!?!
-Vince Lombardi

by offspeedkills on May 24, 2008 9:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

loves petco already

What the hell is going on out there!?!?!?!
-Vince Lombardi

by offspeedkills on May 24, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

MLB is a whole different level from the minors

damned reds announcers

What the hell is going on out there!?!?!?!
-Vince Lombardi

by offspeedkills on May 24, 2008 9:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I loved how they said they liked Ledezma's arm

I’d like it too, if we were facing it.

The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair. Douglas Adams

by Boilermaker19 on May 24, 2008 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Um. Is it too late

to trade Giles for Byung-Hyun Kim?

"We've... we've got lumps of it 'round the back."

by ABY on May 24, 2008 9:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I can't believe what Matty just said

That the Nationals have become a weigh station for guys on their last legs. Guys other teams have given up on. The pot’s looking pretty black, huh kettle?

by SD Chick N on May 24, 2008 9:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

How in the hell

do you get Carson Daly mixed up with Jon Stewart??

What the hell is going on out there!?!?!?!
-Vince Lombardi

by offspeedkills on May 24, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Worse Hair? Bot or Arroyo?

What the hell is going on out there!?!?!?!
-Vince Lombardi

by offspeedkills on May 24, 2008 9:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Khalil

Major League Darren Smith has an excuse, he’s a musician.

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

by Axion on May 24, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

accroding to the reds announcers

bot is quite the rocker, who should go on dinner dates with arroyo

What the hell is going on out there!?!?!?!
-Vince Lombardi

by offspeedkills on May 24, 2008 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't they mean he supports MP3 playback?

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

by Axion on May 24, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Nice AB P Keg

What the hell is going on out there!?!?!?!
-Vince Lombardi

by offspeedkills on May 24, 2008 9:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I think Cousin Balkie's getting tired

The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair. Douglas Adams

by Boilermaker19 on May 24, 2008 9:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bot's hair wins

What the hell is going on out there!?!?!?!
-Vince Lombardi

by offspeedkills on May 24, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

First to third PMac!

Pee in this cup, Paul.

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

by Axion on May 24, 2008 9:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Lookie here

ducks on the pond! make it interesting!

What the hell is going on out there!?!?!?!
-Vince Lombardi

by offspeedkills on May 24, 2008 9:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Or heartbreaking.

Which stage are we at?

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

by Axion on May 24, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

"On the Brink"

like the wwl says

What the hell is going on out there!?!?!?!
-Vince Lombardi

by offspeedkills on May 24, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tony Clark!

Workin’ it full and a base hit!

"We've... we've got lumps of it 'round the back."

by ABY on May 24, 2008 9:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

C'mon Shrek

You’re way overdue.

The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair. Douglas Adams

by Boilermaker19 on May 24, 2008 9:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bill Bray.

Invest in a syllable, please.

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

by Axion on May 24, 2008 9:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Shitballz

What the hell is going on out there!?!?!?!
-Vince Lombardi

by offspeedkills on May 24, 2008 9:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

cmon tigger!

"We've... we've got lumps of it 'round the back."

by ABY on May 24, 2008 9:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

We excel at strikeouts.

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

by Axion on May 24, 2008 9:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

reds do lead in team K's

go figure.

What the hell is going on out there!?!?!?!
-Vince Lombardi

by offspeedkills on May 24, 2008 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

damned it non syllable!

What the hell is going on out there!?!?!?!
-Vince Lombardi

by offspeedkills on May 24, 2008 9:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

tagalog*

I did have lumpia and chicken adobo tonight.

What the hell is going on out there!?!?!?!
-Vince Lombardi

by offspeedkills on May 24, 2008 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tennessee

I frequented good ol’ plaza blvd. in National City….i want some pan de sal!!!!!!!!!!!

What the hell is going on out there!?!?!?!
-Vince Lombardi

by offspeedkills on May 24, 2008 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

if griff gets the cycle

I shall bawl like a little girl

What the hell is going on out there!?!?!?!
-Vince Lombardi

by offspeedkills on May 24, 2008 9:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Philips.

Especially when they’re going to change the “Hit for Cycle” contest to if the team hits for a cycle.

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

by Axion on May 24, 2008 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Henn!

that was nice

you can not keep bumping your head against reality and saying it is not there.

by C8LIN B on May 24, 2008 9:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Henn

Please pick up yur gold watch at the front desk.

What the hell is going on out there!?!?!?!
-Vince Lombardi

by offspeedkills on May 24, 2008 9:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Plucked

by Henn!

"We've... we've got lumps of it 'round the back."

by ABY on May 24, 2008 9:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

wtg, Henn.

Sumkynanice.

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

by Axion on May 24, 2008 9:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Henn

Gives ‘em a goose egg.

The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair. Douglas Adams

by Boilermaker19 on May 24, 2008 9:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

commie!

"We've... we've got lumps of it 'round the back."

by ABY on May 24, 2008 9:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well, he is a Red.

The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair. Douglas Adams

by Boilermaker19 on May 24, 2008 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jayson Werth placed on the DL

“strained oblique”

I’m sure there is a pretty good story behind that.

by Drama on May 24, 2008 9:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

the sound you hear

is his crazy family blowing a gasket….

What the hell is going on out there!?!?!?!
-Vince Lombardi

by offspeedkills on May 24, 2008 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

only one?

"We've... we've got lumps of it 'round the back."

by ABY on May 24, 2008 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

or 5

Jayson’s body can’t withstand all those HR’s

What the hell is going on out there!?!?!?!
-Vince Lombardi

by offspeedkills on May 24, 2008 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe he strained it

From looking over his shoulder to see if his batshit dad was stalking him.

The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair. Douglas Adams

by Boilermaker19 on May 24, 2008 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

That sucked!

The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair. Douglas Adams

by Boilermaker19 on May 24, 2008 10:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

at least people are in western metal tonight

boozing it up!

What the hell is going on out there!?!?!?!
-Vince Lombardi

by offspeedkills on May 24, 2008 10:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I really want to see this guy eat an apple.

The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair. Douglas Adams

by Boilermaker19 on May 24, 2008 10:04 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

haha

bah! bah! bah! bah!

What the hell is going on out there!?!?!?!
-Vince Lombardi

by offspeedkills on May 24, 2008 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's what

...what?

"We've... we've got lumps of it 'round the back."

by ABY on May 24, 2008 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Henn again!

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

by Axion on May 24, 2008 10:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Is the The Fonz at the game?

"We've... we've got lumps of it 'round the back."

by ABY on May 24, 2008 10:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

prolly at dodger stadium

stuffing his fave

What the hell is going on out there!?!?!?!
-Vince Lombardi

by offspeedkills on May 24, 2008 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Henn

Playa playa!

What the hell is going on out there!?!?!?!
-Vince Lombardi

by offspeedkills on May 24, 2008 10:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well hello my friends!

Alex and I went to the game with his Miracle League group – sat in section 316 for 3 innings with them, wandered over to section 229 to visit friends and soak in some nostalgia at being so close to our old season tickets, then left after the 5th. I must say that the way this thing started I thought for sure we would lose by 10 runs, so 5-2 doesn’t feel too bad!

Of course, it still sucks :-( Gawd the boys looked awful at the plate.

by Christina on May 24, 2008 10:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It will forever be the Anaheim Angels

wannabe bastards

What the hell is going on out there!?!?!?!
-Vince Lombardi

by offspeedkills on May 24, 2008 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

dude no way!!!!

that has to be gawd awful

What the hell is going on out there!?!?!?!
-Vince Lombardi

by offspeedkills on May 24, 2008 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

O_O !!!!!!!!!!!

Oops, I read it as: “have you guys seen Giambi’s new porn stash”

"We've... we've got lumps of it 'round the back."

by ABY on May 24, 2008 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Longest

FOR everrrrrr

What the hell is going on out there!?!?!?!
-Vince Lombardi

by offspeedkills on May 24, 2008 10:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

whatever dude

that was excruciating.

What the hell is going on out there!?!?!?!
-Vince Lombardi

by offspeedkills on May 24, 2008 10:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Blown open.

I want ice-cream.

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

by Axion on May 24, 2008 10:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I gots

2 bundt cakes and a pie here

What the hell is going on out there!?!?!?!
-Vince Lombardi

by offspeedkills on May 24, 2008 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you deliver?

"We've... we've got lumps of it 'round the back."

by ABY on May 24, 2008 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

then come on over!

i have apple walnut creme cake here

What the hell is going on out there!?!?!?!
-Vince Lombardi

by offspeedkills on May 24, 2008 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey!

I was here first!!!

"We've... we've got lumps of it 'round the back."

by ABY on May 24, 2008 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I've been drinking...

how long did they (BB) have Henn pitch?

"We've... we've got lumps of it 'round the back."

by ABY on May 24, 2008 10:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Here comes

599

"Having a conversation with you is like a Martian talking to a Fungo." -Crash Davis

by Peanuts and Beer on May 24, 2008 10:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HA!

Votto with the no look pass! Too bad we wont score….

What the hell is going on out there!?!?!?!
-Vince Lombardi

by offspeedkills on May 24, 2008 10:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

There's the spark this team needed!!

yeah right…

"Having a conversation with you is like a Martian talking to a Fungo." -Crash Davis

by Peanuts and Beer on May 24, 2008 10:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm sorry.

Did they just say the Brew Crew sent down lil Gwynn and called up Russel Branyan?

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

by Axion on May 24, 2008 10:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wha?????

for god sakes can we just trade for lil gwynn? the brewers obviously dont want him.

What the hell is going on out there!?!?!?!
-Vince Lombardi

by offspeedkills on May 24, 2008 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But what is he doing to get sent down.

For Russel Branyan?

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

by Axion on May 24, 2008 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

bloop?

What the hell is going on out there!?!?!?!
-Vince Lombardi

by offspeedkills on May 24, 2008 10:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HAHAHAHA

foul out apparently. God I stayed up till 1230 for this????

What the hell is going on out there!?!?!?!
-Vince Lombardi

by offspeedkills on May 24, 2008 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Foul Pop Up

A perfect summation of the season

Hell is other people...and Dodger/Red Sox/Cub fans

- Jean Paul Sartre

by pasadenapadre on May 24, 2008 10:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well, there is good news at least...

1) Barrett has been reactivated [I might even go to the game, if he is still giving away those kisses! ; ) Mmmm)

2) Jayson Werth placed on the DL "strained oblique"
I’m sure there is a pretty good story behind that.
by Drama on May 24, 2008 9:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

"We've... we've got lumps of it 'round the back."

by ABY on May 24, 2008 10:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Three hours.

Thirty one minutes.

Inquisitors are taking notes on how to be this excruciating…

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

by Axion on May 24, 2008 10:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

the game went by kinda slow

but it ended with some nice last minute plays by pmac and e-go. and some ncie fireworks to distract us from how awful the team is.

"I get tired of hearing ballplayers belly-ache all the time. They should sit in the press box sometime and watch themselves play."

by iLOVEkouz5 on May 25, 2008 12:16 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

nice*

"I get tired of hearing ballplayers belly-ache all the time. They should sit in the press box sometime and watch themselves play."

by iLOVEkouz5 on May 25, 2008 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

bud black needs to be axed soon...

"Ladies and gentlemen, I suffer with you... I've never seen such stupid baseball playing in my life."

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on May 25, 2008 12:57 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

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