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Open Thread: 4/30, San Diego vs. Philidelphia

San Diego @ Philadelphia


Fortunately this is our last day of sucking until June 1st.  It's going to be nice to go undefeated in May.  Today is totally different.  Today we have no chance of winning.  Hoping for the Padres' bats to connect with Phillies' balls is like hoping for LC and Stephen to get together, it's pointless it's never going to happen!  We just have to move on, no matter how much they tease us.  Look at the bright side tomorrow is May 1st and all our troubles are over.

Go Padres!




 

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There was a player's only meeting before the game...

My question is…did they let Iguchi’s translator in? He isn’t a player….

Well Padres, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

by sdsuaztec4 on Apr 30, 2008 3:55 PM PDT   0 recs

ha!

that was my first thought too

Friendship's more lasting than love, and more legal than stalking.

by C8LIN B on Apr 30, 2008 3:56 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

apparantly

the team had a players only meeting
where hopefully they all slapped each other
and are now ready to play some great ball games

Friendship's more lasting than love, and more legal than stalking.

by C8LIN B on Apr 30, 2008 3:55 PM PDT   0 recs

channel 4

pregame

Friendship's more lasting than love, and more legal than stalking.

by C8LIN B on Apr 30, 2008 4:02 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Pre Game Show

Well Padres, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

by sdsuaztec4 on Apr 30, 2008 4:02 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Khalil

I like him in the 5th spot. so far…

Friendship's more lasting than love, and more legal than stalking.

by C8LIN B on Apr 30, 2008 3:57 PM PDT   0 recs

Khalil

I like him on the bench

Well Padres, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

by sdsuaztec4 on Apr 30, 2008 3:58 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

harsh!

Friendship's more lasting than love, and more legal than stalking.

by C8LIN B on Apr 30, 2008 3:59 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Kidding Me?

Micah Owings hit a pinch hit HR to win the game for the D-bags? Damn. April can’t end soon enough.

Well Padres, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

by sdsuaztec4 on Apr 30, 2008 3:57 PM PDT   0 recs

Owings tied it with the HR

Byrnes won it with an RBI single. Just as bad, really.

Come on, May…

by Winfield's Ghost on Apr 30, 2008 4:01 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Do you think KT can trick the Pirates GM

into trading us Nate Mclouth to play CF for us? The guy is hitting .342 with a .425 OBP 1.083 OPS and has 7 HRs and 25 RBIs out of the leadoff hole.

Well Padres, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

by sdsuaztec4 on Apr 30, 2008 4:04 PM PDT   0 recs

Green hats

Why are Phillies wearing green hats?

by Winfield's Ghost on Apr 30, 2008 4:06 PM PDT   0 recs

to signify going green

like the astros on earth day

Friendship's more lasting than love, and more legal than stalking.

by C8LIN B on Apr 30, 2008 4:07 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

that's a joke

I don’t know if Philadelphia really has green water.

by Dex on Apr 30, 2008 4:09 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Not green

Just dirty, I think.

by Winfield's Ghost on Apr 30, 2008 4:09 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Jayson Werth's dad is gonna be so pissed...

Well Padres, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

by sdsuaztec4 on Apr 30, 2008 4:10 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

their poo?

Friendship's more lasting than love, and more legal than stalking.

by C8LIN B on Apr 30, 2008 4:09 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Alright

Way to be patient, Giles. Good work there.

by Winfield's Ghost on Apr 30, 2008 4:08 PM PDT   0 recs

Way to work the count boys...

Well Padres, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

by sdsuaztec4 on Apr 30, 2008 4:09 PM PDT   0 recs

2-0!!

SEE YA ADRIAN!

Well Padres, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

by sdsuaztec4 on Apr 30, 2008 4:10 PM PDT   0 recs

ADRIAN!!

Friendship's more lasting than love, and more legal than stalking.

by C8LIN B on Apr 30, 2008 4:10 PM PDT   0 recs

Well its May in 8 hours

Maybe that’s why the Phillies are playing such defense.

Well Padres, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

by sdsuaztec4 on Apr 30, 2008 4:12 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

LOL

Another bad throw…good thing Howard can’t pick a ball.

Well Padres, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

by sdsuaztec4 on Apr 30, 2008 4:11 PM PDT   0 recs

HAHAHAHAHA

Nice Catch Jayson!

Well Padres, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

by sdsuaztec4 on Apr 30, 2008 4:12 PM PDT   0 recs

wow!!

Friendship's more lasting than love, and more legal than stalking.

by C8LIN B on Apr 30, 2008 4:12 PM PDT   0 recs

OMG

And Werth drops it!!! Dude… I just picked him up for my fantasy team.

by Dex on Apr 30, 2008 4:13 PM PDT   0 recs

Werth!??!!??!

Well Padres, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

by sdsuaztec4 on Apr 30, 2008 4:14 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I didn't see you do anything proactive

I’m pulling reverse jinxes and you’re crying into your beer

by Dex on Apr 30, 2008 4:16 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

that drop was ugly

like a green poop

by Dex on Apr 30, 2008 4:13 PM PDT   0 recs

Bring in Trevor!

We can’t take any chances!

by jbox on Apr 30, 2008 4:15 PM PDT   0 recs

3 Errors

Only one scores. I guess thats good.

Well Padres, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

by sdsuaztec4 on Apr 30, 2008 4:16 PM PDT   0 recs

Hometown Scorer

You’d think he would want to score it an error right?

Well Padres, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

by sdsuaztec4 on Apr 30, 2008 4:18 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

RING RING

“hello, chase headley…? pack your bags and be on the first flight out to Philly”

Friendship's more lasting than love, and more legal than stalking.

by C8LIN B on Apr 30, 2008 4:16 PM PDT   0 recs

You suck Werth!

K

Well Padres, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

by sdsuaztec4 on Apr 30, 2008 4:19 PM PDT   0 recs

dangit...

my fantasy team doesn’t need Ks.

by Dex on Apr 30, 2008 4:19 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Well it was a backward K

But my computer doesn’t know how to make those

Well Padres, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

by sdsuaztec4 on Apr 30, 2008 4:20 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Is it just me?

I feel like Wally has the hitters swinging early in the count in order to try and jump-start some of the hitters.

Well Padres, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

by sdsuaztec4 on Apr 30, 2008 4:21 PM PDT   0 recs

Stupid April

He’s saying, “hey you assholes, it’s still april for 7.5 more hours! Everybody look at meeeee!”

Well Padres, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

by sdsuaztec4 on Apr 30, 2008 4:23 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Adrian's looked cleaner

Well Padres, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

by sdsuaztec4 on Apr 30, 2008 4:22 PM PDT   0 recs

man alive!

chase utley is really really good.

by Dex on Apr 30, 2008 4:22 PM PDT   0 recs

Bad hair, though

Did you see that? Like the bastard child of Pat Riley or something.

by Winfield's Ghost on Apr 30, 2008 4:23 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Who does he think he is anyway?

Second baseman aren’t supposed to have power.

Well Padres, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

by sdsuaztec4 on Apr 30, 2008 4:25 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

LOL

I have two pitchers starting for fantasy tonight. They are facing each other. Time for a pitcher’s duel!

Well Padres, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

by sdsuaztec4 on Apr 30, 2008 4:28 PM PDT   0 recs

phillies

are very much into the Christmas look i see

"eww it smells like giants fans in here. and ur fricken wearing a boston cap. fricken slut"
--random elevator guy

by iLOVEkouz5 on Apr 30, 2008 4:29 PM PDT   0 recs

knock knock...

tadahito!

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

by Dex on Apr 30, 2008 4:32 PM PDT   0 recs

Yay for basehits!

Well Padres, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

by sdsuaztec4 on Apr 30, 2008 4:34 PM PDT   0 recs

boo for 4-3s!

Well Padres, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

by sdsuaztec4 on Apr 30, 2008 4:34 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

nice!

2 out rally

by Dex on Apr 30, 2008 4:34 PM PDT   0 recs

Matty wants us to be like philly fans...

and boo everything..?

Friendship's more lasting than love, and more legal than stalking.

by C8LIN B on Apr 30, 2008 4:35 PM PDT   0 recs

and divvy up into crazy factions

passionate fans those philly fans.

and sure… we can boo a bunch more too.

by Dex on Apr 30, 2008 4:36 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I have noticed

some audible boos at the PET recently

Well Padres, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

by sdsuaztec4 on Apr 30, 2008 4:38 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

What a double play.

At least we can still play defense. (Except in CF)

Well Padres, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

by sdsuaztec4 on Apr 30, 2008 4:38 PM PDT   0 recs

excellent!

way to roll the deuce!

by Dex on Apr 30, 2008 4:38 PM PDT   0 recs

iguchi really handled that well

and khalil’s initial grab was awesome. the fairweathers are missing a great game.

by Dex on Apr 30, 2008 4:39 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Woo

I love me some Bard defense. (just don’t put your foot into the dugout)

Well Padres, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

by sdsuaztec4 on Apr 30, 2008 4:40 PM PDT   0 recs

KOOOOOOOOOOZ!!!

Friendship's more lasting than love, and more legal than stalking.

by C8LIN B on Apr 30, 2008 4:44 PM PDT   0 recs

Kooooooooooooooooooooooooooz

/flyout at petco

Well Padres, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

by sdsuaztec4 on Apr 30, 2008 4:44 PM PDT   0 recs

woohoo

Pop-Gun Padres '08

by soulSD on Apr 30, 2008 4:45 PM PDT   0 recs

Me too

it’s so great to have a cleanup hitter pick up his 8th RBI of the season on April 30th….Meanwhile Mclouth has 25 out of the leadoff spot in Pittsburgh

Well Padres, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

by sdsuaztec4 on Apr 30, 2008 4:46 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Shhhh

Don’t ruin it

by Winfield's Ghost on Apr 30, 2008 4:47 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

embrace the fact that we are SCORING

"eww it smells like giants fans in here. and ur fricken wearing a boston cap. fricken slut"
--random elevator guy

by iLOVEkouz5 on Apr 30, 2008 4:47 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

<3

"eww it smells like giants fans in here. and ur fricken wearing a boston cap. fricken slut"
--random elevator guy

by iLOVEkouz5 on Apr 30, 2008 4:45 PM PDT   0 recs

Wow

Kbot on base too? What’s this team trying to do?

by sqrunt on Apr 30, 2008 4:47 PM PDT   0 recs

win?

or maybe thats setting the bar too high

"eww it smells like giants fans in here. and ur fricken wearing a boston cap. fricken slut"
--random elevator guy