Delightful Padres Jokes for Children
by Dex
on Apr 29, 2008 7:52 PM PDT
Q: Why did the Chicken leave San Diego?
A: Because he was afraid of the Friar!
Knock-knock
Who's there?
Gwynn
Gwynn who?
Gwynn to the kitchen and get me some peanuts, wouldya!
Q: Where does Josh Bard sit for dinner?
A: Behind the plate!
Knock-knock
Who's there?
Will Ledezma
Will Ledezma who?
Will Ledezma drive to the game as long as she knows where she's going
Q: What do you call Adrian Gonzalez at Pacific Beach?
A: A sandy A-Go in San Diego!
Knock-knock
Who's there?
Tadahito
Tadahito who?
Tadahito mama the same knock knock joke yesterday!
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Wow.
First you declare your love for Jayson Werth…and now this?
"I had a really bad dream...it lasted 39 years and three weeks..."
by Drama on
Apr 29, 2008 9:04 PM PDT
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You know what the sad thing is? They actually made me laugh.
Scott Olsen is the only reason I know what "subordination" is. And can remember the defintion.
by TheVinylCrocodile on
Apr 29, 2008 9:34 PM PDT
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Okaaay
Sooooooo, what are you drinking and can I have some?
Answer: Write silly Padre children’s jokes.
Question: What does gaslampball do when the Padres are getting punked regular?
Sleep When You're Dead~Jim Edmonds
by eastbaysd on
Apr 29, 2008 10:54 PM PDT
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Is he always this loopy?
People dislike staring into tunnels without lights at the end of them. That gives us more elbow room for the exploration.
by overand on
Apr 29, 2008 11:17 PM PDT
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yes
Well Padres, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
by sdsuaztec4 on
Apr 30, 2008 10:19 AM PDT
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Mary had a little lamb
Alas, “the runs” her pet endured
Mary took him down to Petco Park
And now little lamby’s, totally cured!
"We've... we've got lumps of it 'round the back."
by ABY on
Apr 30, 2008 1:17 AM PDT
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What do you call a Padres baserunner standing on third base?
Stranded.
A bat, a bat, my kingdom for a bat! - Jake Peavy (loosely translated)
by Boilermaker19 on
Apr 30, 2008 8:47 AM PDT
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Q: What do you call eight shutout innings by a Padres starter?
A: A 13 inning, 1-0 loss.
We've all experienced those delirious moments where one thing leads to another and you find yourself at the end of the night messing around with sheep. It's something we all have in common. -jbox
by JBRO on
Apr 30, 2008 9:45 AM PDT
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What do you call a frustrated Greg Maddux?
A Nutty Professor!
by wait till next year on
Apr 30, 2008 10:06 AM PDT
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ok
i dont get the last one with tadahito
and its bugging me that i dont get a little kids joke
lol
"eww it smells like giants fans in here. and ur fricken wearing a boston cap. fricken slut"
--random elevator guy
by iLOVEkouz5 on
Apr 30, 2008 10:18 AM PDT
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tadahito who?
Dada he told mama the same knock-knock joke yesterday!
by Dex on
Apr 30, 2008 10:54 AM PDT
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oh
haha ok i got it now
thanks
and i feel stupid
"eww it smells like giants fans in here. and ur fricken wearing a boston cap. fricken slut"
--random elevator guy
by iLOVEkouz5 on
Apr 30, 2008 1:51 PM PDT
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KNOCK KNOCK
WHO’S THERE?
WIGGINS
NOBODY HOME
SHUT UP WIGGINS DESTROY YOU NOW
Wiggins: Voted "Creepiest Gaslamp Baller" by his fans.
by wiggins4ever on
Apr 30, 2008 10:49 PM PDT
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