At first blush, this just looks like Brad Penny and Russell Martin getting their signs crossed and Umpire Kerwin Danley getting caught on the wrong end of it. However, on second blush, we learn that Kerwin Danley is actually an Aztec and played college ball with Tony Gwynn. Danley should be OK, but I guarantee you that Penny and Martin will not rest until they've beaned everybody in baseball that's had any sort of association with the San Diego Padres.
I'M READY FOR YOU, PENNY! I AIN'T AFRAID OF YOU!