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Mother F Trevor Hoffman

Wiggins knows Hoffman is a legend and all, but let you and Wiggins face it here, people, the guy sucks these days. He has no heat and when he comes into the game, you know the other team is like "Oh sweet!" When HELL'S BELLS starts to play, it's like a signal that batting practice is starting. Even Iguchi and Greene and their low-200s batting averages get jealous because they think "Aw man, now the other team has opportunities to get hits. Hoffman is the easy batting average boost."

But don't take Wiggins' word for it. Here to speak his mind in his own words is Trevor Hoffman. Take it away, Trevor.

Hello Gaslampball. Trevor Hoffman here. Trevor knows he sucks now. Why hasn't Trevor retired yet? Trevor likes the ligths and flash that comes with Trevor's closing opportunities. Trevor might blow saves, but saves get Trevor blows. Whoa, look out! That's all for now. Trevor out.

OK, Wiggins is back. Hi. So Trevor sucks, guys. Wiggins would rather have freaking Kouz on the mound than Trevor. Dear Bud Black: DON'T BRING TREVOR IN ANY LONGER. PS: BUD BLACK YOU SUCK TOO. NICE SMILE. YOU AND KHALIL SHOULD HANG OUT AND DO ZOOLANDER FACES ALL DAY.

Now Wiggins goe die. Wiggins ahte life stupid Padres can't win WHY DID WISGH WASTE HOURS WATCHINGG THAT SLHLTUPID GAME!!!!!!?????

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I Love You Wiggins.

I thought it was going to be me. I really did. But I’ll just have to say that I agree 100% with everything written above.

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by sdsuaztec4 on Apr 23, 2008 11:08 PM PDT   0 recs

I can't believe Wiggins would talk about a Padre like this

It’s like you’re a Dodger fan or something.

by Winfield's Ghost on Apr 24, 2008 6:15 AM PDT   1 recs

Maybe

He is trying to persuade that Dodgers fan from the yogurt mill not to press charges, and is showing his new loyalties.

by osbug on Apr 24, 2008 7:07 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Wiggins' Mom

Is Trevor’s only hope. Put her on the job!

by Jonny Dub on Apr 24, 2008 7:42 AM PDT   0 recs

WOW

Just wow. Recommend. BIH Wiggins, BIH.

"The first pitch is grounded into left field. No, wait a minute. It's ball one. Low and outside." ~ Jerry Coleman

by sqrunt on Apr 24, 2008 7:51 AM PDT   0 recs

No trading Wiggins!

Without him, I would have to actually express my darkest thoughts. And no one want to hear me constantly yelling things like “Now Demoira goe die. Demoira ahte life stupid Padres can’t win WHY DID DEORA WASTE HOURS WATCHINGG THAT SLHLTUPID GAME!!!!!!?” In fact, without Wiggins, we would all be Wiggins. Wiggins is all of us.

Capri. Baseball will get me through the Bar Exam.

by Demoira on Apr 26, 2008 11:28 AM PDT   0 recs

Are you hopped up on goo balls again?

"If baseball is about beer and offense, then this is a lousy time to be a Padres fan." -- Geoff Young

by TheGrandHatching on Apr 26, 2008 12:01 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

No comment.

Capri. Baseball will get me through the Bar Exam.

by Demoira on Apr 26, 2008 12:28 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Okay

And that was supposed to be goof balls. Goo balls are something totally different.

"If baseball is about beer and offense, then this is a lousy time to be a Padres fan." -- Geoff Young

by TheGrandHatching on Apr 26, 2008 12:46 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

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