There are lots of funny lines I could use here, like "Houston, we had a problem" or something like that. But that's totally cliched and the first thing I learned in professional writing school was avoid cliches. (Second thing was to stop using crayon.) So let's just go with that was some kind of train wreck.
Clark's injury occurred because he is too old to play 22 innings.
The same people who send their inane questions to Corey Brock have sent a few to the U-T.
An interesting look at reliever use.
My second favorite SB Nation site is Royals Review for two reasons. When I was a kid, I had relatives in Kansas City and we would visit them every summer and go to Royals games and once I got my picture taken with George Brett, Willie Wilson, Dan Quisenberry and Dennis Leonard. So they were sort of my adopted team. But the second reason that I like Royals Review is because those guys always make me laugh. Here's just one example.
MVP goes for the split tonight against Brandon Backe. Game time is 5:05pm PDT.