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From Jayson Werth's Dad

I just got an email from Jayson Werth's dad.  Here's what it said (typos left in place)

 

Dere Gaslamper,

I was sitting at home watching Baseball Tonight, enjoying the Astros hi-lites and seeing the Padres get trashed tonight by an inferior NL Central team.  What could have made my night better than seeing those hated Padres get slammed?

 

How about Mah BOY getting an Inside the park HOME RUN...that's RIGHT..he Touched em all...without even having to hit it over t he wall. 


Who's laughing now jerkfaces?

Your team relies on 50 year old Edmonds to hit it out 175 fee in Minute Made Park...while my boy is just banking it in the gap and relying on his genetic code to get him around the bases before the other team even knew what happened.

Karma is a son of a ......

 

Mr. Werth

 

 

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Is this real???

Seriously?

by Drama on Apr 21, 2008 9:08 PM PDT   0 recs

Can't be.

His dad has a different last name.

www.PadsAndEnds.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev

by TheThirdGonzalez on Apr 21, 2008 9:32 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Also

there would be way more typos.

by Winfield's Ghost on Apr 22, 2008 6:20 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

It's real

and it’s spectacular

by thenerdhater on Apr 22, 2008 9:17 AM PDT   0 recs

I'm curious as to why he emailed you.

Has he done that before? I thought he only emailed Dex. That’s fantastic.

by Drama on Apr 22, 2008 9:23 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Dude

I think you’re starting to crack.

by Winfield's Ghost on Apr 22, 2008 9:55 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Oh man.

I just fell for some total bullsh*t…didn’t I? I give up. More alcohol, please.

by Drama on Apr 22, 2008 9:58 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

You shouldn't have said anything

we could have watched him breakdown in front of everybody.

by jbox on Apr 22, 2008 10:21 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

He emailed me

because I was pretty harsh in my comments about his son in the previous posts. You can click on my username and find my email.

I guess I’m on his “list”

by thenerdhater on Apr 22, 2008 11:04 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

don't worry

we’ll have plenty of opportunity to watch drama melt down if we keep hovering just under .500.

by Dex on Apr 23, 2008 9:15 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Too bad I won't be able to call him on it.

I’ll be the guy in the corner curled up in a fetal ball, covering his head.

www.PadsAndEnds.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev

by TheThirdGonzalez on Apr 23, 2008 9:28 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

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