I just got an email from Jayson Werth's dad.  Here's what it said (typos left in place)

 

Dere Gaslamper,

I was sitting at home watching Baseball Tonight, enjoying the Astros hi-lites and seeing the Padres get trashed tonight by an inferior NL Central team.  What could have made my night better than seeing those hated Padres get slammed?

 

How about Mah BOY getting an Inside the park HOME RUN...that's RIGHT..he Touched em all...without even having to hit it over t he wall. 

Who's laughing now jerkfaces?

Your team relies on 50 year old Edmonds to hit it out 175 fee in Minute Made Park...while my boy is just banking it in the gap and relying on his genetic code to get him around the bases before the other team even knew what happened.

Karma is a son of a ......

 

Mr. Werth