Wiggins has been calling Emily non-stop since the incident with passing gas at Trophy’s. Wiggins feels terrible for offending her and simply wants to apologize. If Emily doesn’t want to see Wiggins again, that’s fine. Wiggins just wants it to end on something other than a toot.
But that’s not the least of Wiggins’ problems. Remember the incident at Yogurt Mill where Wiggins had an incident with a dirty Dodgers fan? Well, the dirty Dodgers fan wrote down Wiggins’ mom’s license plate number and reported it to the police. Now Wiggins might have to go back to jail. The guy is pressing charges. What a freaking wimp. “Oh I got yogurt smashed in my face because I love the Dodgers.” Be a man, you coward. Wiggins will destroy you!!!!
And, to make matters worse, Wiggins ex-girlfriend called at 2:52 am last night, looking for a booty call. Wiggins’ mom was mad about being woken up, but even upset when Wiggins asked for a ride to her house. She wouldn't drive Wiggins and told Wiggins to go back to sleep. That’s probably a good thing since she’s literally retarded and all. But Wiggins was feeling weak and just needed some company. It's probably good he didn't go, though.
Now Wiggins is sitting here angry. So agrny!! Wiggins blames the Dodgers for all of this. IF thoy didn’t exist Wiggins would probably notbe in this situation but oh no those damn ddoghers have to ruin everythuing Wiggins HatE DOGgers and want s to dide now someones put Wigngs out of misery pleas ehuryr or maybeh jstu a lady come over spend shome timen with Wiggsin OK pleashe wiggns lonely hurry please!!!!!!
Wighngs has tohgo Mom needs comphter but please somthoen come over but only lsady ok pleaes Wiggings begs hyou gothta go bye




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