Smells Like Padres in Here - Thursday Edition

by Winfield's Ghost on Apr 10, 2008 7:02 AM PDT

The equipment manager should be fired today. I mean, how can you win games if you forget to pack the bats???

I'm thinking Jake is a little irritated.

Hairston and Clark will honor Jackie Robinson this season.

The bullpen is struggling. What? Really? I hadn't noticed. (Also - Jake has a cold.)

Jesus Lopez!!!

Well, what did they expect?

Today is an off day before the team heads to Chavez Latrine. Gives Jake a lot of time to hide all of his pine tar.

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Sounds like

Jake might be extra motivated to be brilliant tomorrow. Nothing like irritating him.

Capri. Baseball will get me through the Bar.

by Demoira on Apr 10, 2008 7:43 AM PDT 0 recs

they're letting players wear 42 AGAIN!?!

this is a continuation of the most retarded tribute in history.

by Dex on Apr 10, 2008 8:32 AM PDT 1 recs

No

That would be the 6 on the batters eye at Petco.

by osbug on Apr 10, 2008 8:52 AM PDT up 6 recs

(RECOMMEND)

by Drama on Apr 10, 2008 9:15 AM PDT up 0 recs

They are going to replace it with 51 when Trevor retires. They will do it in secret of course. Slip it out under the cover of night. There will be a big ceremony over the 51 going up and no one will notice that the #6 is missing.

And, I'm still waiting for Meredith or Bell to come in the seventh inning of April 4's game with the bases loaded, the score tied and Thatcher struggling.

by Wonko on Apr 10, 2008 9:56 AM PDT up 0 recs

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"The first pitch is grounded into left field. No, wait a minute. It's ball one. Low and outside." ~ Jerry Coleman

by sqrunt on Apr 11, 2008 12:14 PM PDT up 0 recs

Between

our offensive struggles and the media brouh-ha-ha, I'm thinking Jake is looking to flat out own the Dodgers all by himself. He should drill Penny, just for good measure.

Oh, and he should continue what that douchebag base coach started a year ago.

by Phantom on Apr 10, 2008 8:59 AM PDT 1 recs

Padres take a pass on Humberto Quintero

Quintero was not claimed and will go to Triple A Round Rock for the Astros.

I'm kind of surprised we didn't grab him...doesn't seem like much of a risk there...especially with the possibilty that Barrett could be out for 2 months.

by Drama on Apr 10, 2008 10:40 AM PDT 0 recs

Especially

with how bad Bard looked yesterday.

by Phantom on Apr 10, 2008 10:52 AM PDT up 0 recs

he will always hold a spot in my heart....

along with all of the other "flash in the pan" latino catchers we've had over the years.

santiago, hernandez, quintero, olivo, ojeda

by obviousman on Apr 10, 2008 11:09 AM PDT up 0 recs

Santiago...

"flash in the pan"?

www.PadsAndEnds.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev

by TheThirdGonzalez on Apr 10, 2008 12:56 PM PDT up 0 recs

some flashes are bigger than others

Alomar?

by Dex on Apr 10, 2008 2:38 PM PDT up 0 recs

Which Hernandez?

And, I'm still waiting for Meredith or Bell to come in the seventh inning of April 4's game with the bases loaded, the score tied and Thatcher struggling.

by Wonko on Apr 10, 2008 3:57 PM PDT up 0 recs

RrrrrrrrrrA-Own

"We've... we've got lumps of it 'round the back."

by ABY on Apr 10, 2008 6:11 PM PDT up 0 recs

oops

Ramon

"We've... we've got lumps of it 'round the back."

by ABY on Apr 11, 2008 1:08 AM PDT up 0 recs

Time for pessimism

0-19 with RISP the last two nights???

Failed to score with runners on 2nd and 3rd and None out? TWICE??

86 Runners left on base???

6.66 Bullpen ERA?

JESUS LOPEZ!

...the man who isn't a pessimist is a damned fool.-Mark Twain

by sdsuaztec4 on Apr 10, 2008 7:02 PM PDT 0 recs

ARE YOU FREAKIN' KIDDING ME

The gulls don't even exist anymore?? Who am I supposed to root for now? Schilling?

...the man who isn't a pessimist is a damned fool.-Mark Twain

by sdsuaztec4 on Apr 10, 2008 7:04 PM PDT up 0 recs

Schilling?!?!

Schilling!?!?

www.PadsAndEnds.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev

by TheThirdGonzalez on Apr 10, 2008 7:39 PM PDT up 0 recs

he did that on purpose

and you fell right into his schilling trap.

by Dex on Apr 11, 2008 4:20 AM PDT up 0 recs

Doesn't matter

whether it's spontaneous or you have a straight man, the punch line is still funny!

"We've... we've got lumps of it 'round the back."

by ABY on Apr 11, 2008 11:28 AM PDT up 0 recs

Yeah

There's a fine line between falling into the trap and making fun of his PFOB for Schilling.

by Winfield's Ghost on Apr 11, 2008 12:32 PM PDT up 0 recs

Exactly.

sdsuaztec4 is but young. He is stunned and hurt by our reaction to his Schilling?!?! He thinks that if he sets up the joke/trap then we will be laughing WITH him and not AT him... " Only in your mind, my VERY young apprentice."

"We've... we've got lumps of it 'round the back."

by ABY on Apr 11, 2008 1:10 PM PDT up 0 recs