Wiggins Defends Padres' Honor At Yogurt Mill

Have any of you even been to the Yogurt Mill in El Cajon? It has the best frozen yogurt anywhere and if you have a coupon you can get 2 for the price of 1. It’s a great deal but unfortunately some Dodgers jerk had to ruin the evening for Wiggins last night.

See, Wiggins likes to go to Yogurt Mill but it’s such a far trip on public transportation that he pretty much only goes when his mom and her sewing circle decide to go. Their “circle” is more of a “triangle” since there’s only three of them and usually they’ll bring Wiggins along to have an even number and get the 2-for-1 deal. One of the ladies in the knitting circle is kind of hot for an older lady, too, so Wiggins figures that perhaps some day she’ll let him make a move on her. Wiggins went with his mom and the two other ladies last night for yogurt.

Once Wiggins and the ladies got in line, all was going well. That is, until some jerk with a Dodgers hat came and stood in line behind Wiggins. Wiggins tried to keep his cool but then the guy started talking to his friend about the Dodgers. Wiggins turned around and said “Excuse me, but this isn’t LA. Please take your Dodgers talk elsewhere. This is Padres territory.” The guy then had the gall to say “Talk to me when the Padres become a real team.”

Wiggins’ mom asked him not to get into a fight, so Wiggins just slipped the guy’s hat off his head and stepped on it. She told Wiggins to stop doing that so Wiggins grabbed someone’s yogurt and pushed it in the guy’s face. The guy didn’t even fight back but went inside and asked the workers to call 911. What a wimp! Wiggins’ mom didn’t want Wiggins to get arrested so she made Wiggins and the ladies get in the car and drive home. Wiggins didn’t get yogurt.

At least Wiggins didn’t back down and hopefully made that Dodgers fan think twice about wearing a Dodgers hat or even mentioning that terrible team the next time he’s at Yogurt Mill. Wiggins really wants to get some Yogurt Mill, though! If anyone wants to go 2-for-1 on yogurt with Wiggins, especially ladies, let Wiggins know. Actually, only ladies.