Jim Edmonds strained his right calf. That's what happens when you're old. I'm rooting for Hairston in center and Headley in left. Honestly, nothing against Edmonds. I just see him more filling the Crash Davis role as opposed to the Nuke LaLoosh. Yes. I know that we're talking about different positions. You people have no faith in us.

Mark Prior is really liking San Diego because nobody pays attention to him. If I could take the fire out from the wire, I’d take you where nobody knows you and nobody gives a damn. Figure that one out with your precious "pop culture references".