Smells Like Padres in Here - Opening Day Edition
Smells Like Padres in Here - Opening Day Edition
Wife: Why are you so excited?
Me: It’s Opening Day!
Wife (looking me up and down): That explains the Padres hat on your head. What’s with the rainbow tattooed on your chest?
Me: It’s Opening Day!
Wife: Okaaaaayyyy. Is that a stuffed unicorn you’re holding?
Me: It’s Opening Day!
Wife (studying me): Close your eyes for a second.
Me (closes eyes)
Wife: Why do you have “Dex” and “jbox” written on the outside of your eyelids?
Me: It’s Opening Day!
Wife: Whatever. But could you at least go put some clothes on?
Me: It’s Opening Day!
Repeat after me - Trevor is ready.
Jake and Roy won't be friends tonight.
A quick preview of tonight's game.
And check out Drama's SLPiH from yesterday - lots of good stuff.
It's Opening Day!
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Aside from Xmas
This is easily my favorite day of the year.
by Phantom on
Mar 31, 2008 8:03 AM PDT
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We'll see how long
this lasts. All it takes is Kent to throw a bitch fit to Jamie McCourt and Pierre will be sandbagging their OF yet again.
by Phantom on
Mar 31, 2008 8:17 AM PDT
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Fantastic
The real beauty of it is that the contract is for FIVE years. No one will ever take that contract off their hands.
by Drama on
Mar 31, 2008 8:39 AM PDT
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I knew Mrs. Ghost and Mrs. Hatching should hang out...
Me: (opens eyes, blinks a few times, looks over at wife sleeping...) "HEEEYOOOOOAAAHHHH!!!"
Wife: "Jesus [Lopez]! What the hell is wrong with you?"
Me: (to the tune of Rock & Roll 2) "Da da, Da da, Da Daaa Daaa Da OPENING DAY! Da da, Da da, Da, Da Daaa Daaa Da OPENING DAY!"
"All the big fellas in baseball are gonna get scrawny and weak like those stat geeks that nobody likes." -- Roger Clemens
by TheGrandHatching on Mar 31, 2008 8:32 AM PDT 0 recs
Trade prediction:
Tim over at MLB Trade Rumors has a few trade predictions for July 2008. The Padres are in one of them:
Padres acquire Jason Bay for Kevin Kouzmanoff and Wade LeBlanc. Bay returns to San Diego to provide some power and solve the left field issue. Chase Headley takes over at third for the Padres.
by Drama on Mar 31, 2008 8:47 AM PDT 0 recs
Hmmm
That actually makes some sense. Have to think about it for awhile, though.
by Winfield's Ghost on
Mar 31, 2008 9:00 AM PDT
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We're discussing this
over at DS as well. I think Bay is a bit overrated personally. I would want to see him put up MONSTER numbers in the first half to pull the trigger on this. The FO is also REALLY REALLY high on LeBlanc.
by Phantom on
Mar 31, 2008 9:08 AM PDT
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JB's been downhill for the last 2 years.
I'd rather stick with the youth movement, unless we can trade for or acquire a real bat.
by planetjeffy on
Mar 31, 2008 11:11 AM PDT
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Hell yeah OPENING DAY!!!!!!
The lull between Chargers season and now took FOREVER. Here's to 6 solid months of baseball awesomeness!
by matto619 on Mar 31, 2008 9:28 AM PDT 0 recs
WOOHOO!!!
I can live again!
OPENING DAY!
I took the day off. I've got to conserve my energy for all the long nights coming up. . . .
Capri. Baseball will get me through the Bar.
by Demoira on Mar 31, 2008 10:40 AM PDT 0 recs
Holding back?
You must be trying to conserve energy, too. Otherwise, you won't be able to keep it up all season.
Capri. Baseball will get me through the Bar.
by Demoira on
Mar 31, 2008 11:33 AM PDT
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Ha ha..
keep it up.
"All the big fellas in baseball are gonna get scrawny and weak like those stat geeks that nobody likes." -- Roger Clemens
by TheGrandHatching on
Mar 31, 2008 11:48 AM PDT
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Opening Day
It's like Christmas. Seriously, I've been giddy ALL morning. I even wore my Padres Jersey to work to represent! And everyone I see keeps asking me if I'm ready. Dumb question in my own humble opinion, but whatevs.
"i kinda feel like nevin and klesko were some fling we (the padres) had in the past and now realize were a bad idea and are embarrassed about."
by freelunch on Mar 31, 2008 11:46 AM PDT 0 recs
Same here!
And does everyone act like they are the first one's asking? Like you haven't heard the same question 20 times today! I'm rocking my Peavy jersey at work and have been getting the same routine.
Padres for life
by sdgaucho on
Mar 31, 2008 12:04 PM PDT
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hahaha
Nudity tag points here.
Do we have clearance Clarence? What's your vector Victor?
by sqrunt on Apr 1, 2008 2:51 PM PDT 0 recs












