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Smells Like Padres in Here - Opening Day Edition

 

Smells Like Padres in Here - Opening Day Edition

Wife:  Why are you so excited?

Me:  It’s Opening Day!

Wife (looking me up and down):  That explains the Padres hat on your head.  What’s with the rainbow tattooed on your chest?

Me:  It’s Opening Day!

Wife:  Okaaaaayyyy.  Is that a stuffed unicorn you’re holding?

Me:  It’s Opening Day!

Wife (studying me):  Close your eyes for a second.

Me (closes eyes)

Wife:  Why do you have “Dex” and “jbox” written on the outside of your eyelids?

Me:  It’s Opening Day!

Wife:  Whatever.  But could you at least go put some clothes on?

Me:  It’s Opening Day! 

Repeat after me - Trevor is ready.

Jake and Roy won't be friends tonight.

 A quick preview of tonight's game.

And check out Drama's SLPiH from yesterday - lots of good stuff.

It's Opening Day!

 

 

This FanPost was written by a member of the Gaslamp Ball community and does not necessarily reflect the views of the Gaslamp Ball managers or SB Nation.

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