Smells Like Padres in Here - Opening Day Edition
Wife: Why are you so excited?
Me: It’s Opening Day!
Wife (looking me up and down): That explains the Padres hat on your head. What’s with the rainbow tattooed on your chest?
Me: It’s Opening Day!
Wife: Okaaaaayyyy. Is that a stuffed unicorn you’re holding?
Me: It’s Opening Day!
Wife (studying me): Close your eyes for a second.
Me (closes eyes)
Wife: Why do you have “Dex” and “jbox” written on the outside of your eyelids?
Me: It’s Opening Day!
Wife: Whatever. But could you at least go put some clothes on?
Me: It’s Opening Day!
Repeat after me - Trevor is ready.
Jake and Roy won't be friends tonight.
A quick preview of tonight's game.
And check out Drama's SLPiH from yesterday - lots of good stuff.
It's Opening Day!
This FanPost was written by a member of the Gaslamp Ball community and does not necessarily reflect the views of the Gaslamp Ball managers or SB Nation.
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