How to heckle the Cubs

by thenerdhater on Feb 28, 2008 2:58 PM PST

This site is providing funny and unique ways to harass players from specific teams. The writer is definitely trying for something other than the typical, "You suck" taunt. He's looking to get under the skin of these players.

The link has more teams than just the Cubs, but I thought I'd start with the Cubs since they are so hated by Gaslamp (and most of the rest of baseball)

http://hecklersprospectus.blogspot.com/2008/02/chicago-cubs.html

My favorites
Pie, Felix - Relate to the young outfielder that the common phrase "easy as pie" comes from his heritage, specifically his mother, who was a slut.

Fukudome, Kosuke - Stay away from the whole "last name looks like f@!# you" nonsense -- there'll be plenty of frat guys in the bleachers going that route -- and instead remind Fukudome of the many, many, many family members he left back in Japan, most of which he'll never see again.

This FanPost was written by a member of the Gaslamp Ball community and does not necessarily reflect the views of the Gaslamp Ball managers or SB Nation.

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Molina

I almost lost it in the RBR at State after reading this one:

Molina, Yadier - Owner of one of the strongest defensive arms in all of baseball, hint that you have an idea of how he built such a quick throwing arm, and that idea involves a hidden addiction to masturbation.

by SocalKicks on Feb 28, 2008 4:33 PM PST 0 recs

reserve book room

woot1!11

You must defeat my dragon punch to stand a chance.

by sdsuaztec4 on Feb 28, 2008 4:52 PM PST up 0 recs

My favorites

was the ones for Smoltz and Ervin Santana.

www.PadsAndEnds.blogspot.com
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by TheThirdGonzalez on Feb 28, 2008 4:47 PM PST 0 recs

Felix Pie

Me and a friend were at a game when Pie's (pronounced Pee-ay) pic came up and we laughed at how he was trying to pass off Pie as Pee-ay....started easy enough calling him the Pie Man..not very original. Then I noticed his pic made him look a lot like Bubba Gump..so then we got the whole section laughing by naming off types of Pies in a Bubba Gump voice every time Felix came up.

Stupid, but funny at the time.

by thenerdhater on Feb 28, 2008 6:06 PM PST 0 recs