I've just improved the classic baseball field with very little thought for safety
by jbox on Dec 23, 2008 11:02 AM PST
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Can you believe that I came up with these great ideas while barely even trying? It's true.
The field is divided into pie segments and then they alternate well groomed field and deep grass and sand. Then there is a moat in the middle of the outfield filled with the city's run-off water and the rare river shark and alligator. There will be two wild fires burning out of control in the corners of the outfield and moguls placed randomly. Also there are spiders to the left of second base.
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Hahaha
“There will be two wild fires burning out of control in the corners of the outfield”
Out of control, yet limited to two particular spots. I love it!
I just wish you included some land sharks.
Gold Gloves will never be so prestigious than playing on this field.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
I think I'd move the moat a little closer to the infield
You know, for safety reasons.
I ♥ Trent Edwards' groin
This is so great.
www.PadsAndEnds.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev
by TheThirdGonzalez on Dec 23, 2008 11:52 AM PST reply actions
Moguls, you say?
Genius.
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
you should
have the grounds crew on the field too. that would make it even crazier
"i kinda feel like nevin and klesko were some fling we (the padres) had in the past and now realize were a bad idea and are embarrassed about."
They have to stay on the field most of the time
Since you have to keep the alligator in its designated area until the play starts.
I ♥ Trent Edwards' groin
You need to add
the dancing groundskeeper guy who occasionally showed up at Pad games the last few seasons. Except for dancing for the middle of 1 inning…he would be out there dancing the whole game.
Wouldn't the shark
eat the alligator?
I think there would have to be a wall separating the shark and gator.
Otherwise, I think this plan is flawless.
Don't hate the game, hate the nerds!
I don't know about alligators, but...
Bolts from the Blue // "It is what it is." - A.J. Smith
Bloody Elbow // "Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." - H.L. Mencken
by Richard Wade on Dec 24, 2008 10:15 AM PST up reply actions
well
one of em is gonna eat the other one, so they need to be separated.
Don't hate the game, hate the nerds!
by thenerdhater on Dec 24, 2008 11:31 AM PST up reply actions
Or you could
attach strong magnets with like poles facing outward on their heads and tails so they can’t get within five feet of each other. Players, of course, would get no magnets.
www.PadsAndEnds.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev
by TheThirdGonzalez on Dec 24, 2008 12:07 PM PST up reply actions
Oh man! This is great!
Made me laugh for a good 30 seconds. What a way to keep my otherwise mundane Monday positive.
" Well isn't this place a geographical oddity? Two weeks from everywhere! "
by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jan 5, 2009 10:12 AM PST reply actions
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