Seriously. WTF. I was almost hanging my hat on the idea that at least maybe Maddux would want to come back and play another season in San Diego. Oh well. It looks like Maddux might want to just retire:

The New York Post quoted Maddux's agent, Scott Boras, as saying that the four-time Cy Young award winner is almost certain to quit the game. "He hasn't made a final decision, but for now it is doubtful he will play (any longer)," Boras was quoted as saying at the general managers' meetings in Dana Point, Calif. "As it stands now, he is not going to play."

When it rains it pours.