First fo all,,, GET A LIFE!!!! Jayson Werth is a talented ball player. He can play right,left and center feild with confidence, He can hit well and run with speeds that only few can compare!!! Oh and he steals bases with attempt/succcess rates that are up to par with the Best in the game. I also might add that the few times I have seen him interviewed, he has been VERY humble, even when he has outstanding sucess at the plate. I truly think he is a role model for children everywhere. Kudos to his Family for raising such a FINE young man, Thanks Cathie from Pa.
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Jayson Werth is single handedly responsible for the Credit Market's Meltdown...
So says Henry M. Paulson in the upcoming issue of “The Economist.”
Paul Lo Duca is MLB's Pablo Escobar..
by DodgerBlueBalls on Oct 23, 2008 9:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Werth is at the heart of many evils
The full extent of which is no doubt being suppressed by a vast conspiracy, at great cost to the Pennsylvania taxpayers and by extension, the universe at large.
Unconfirmed reports have tied Werth to the 3rd season of “Lost,” the imminent release of “Chinese Democracy,” and the demolition of Shea Stadium.
Well, 1 out of 3 ain’t pure evil, I guess.
by keirdubois on Oct 23, 2008 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Which one ain't?
If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly
by Boilermaker19 on Oct 24, 2008 8:34 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
God, I love this so much
I wish there was some way we could move that old post into a regular sidebar item so we could read the new posts every time Jayson Werth’s dad logs in under a fake name and posts something.
by Winfield's Ghost on Oct 24, 2008 6:37 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Leave Werth alone...
The guy had a great game last night.
by Drama on Oct 24, 2008 6:52 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I love watching the WS
just because every time Werth is mentioned, I laugh about the post on Gaslamp..and the email from his illiterate step dad.
Nice error last night Werth-Less (hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha)
by thenerdhater on Oct 24, 2008 7:26 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Last night
While the error was awesome…I really enjoyed him getting doubled-up hanging off of first base on Utley’s liner to right. That was so great. The look on his face was priceless.
by Drama on Oct 24, 2008 7:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's amazing
How stuff like this makes a person actually pay attention to an otherwise mediocre player more often.
The way he sets up for his batting stance, and the way he strokes the bat while lowering his arms is kind of creepy, but then again he looks like as much as a wife-beating psychopath as Brett Myers does.
And him getting doubled up was pretty funny too.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
by royhobbs on Oct 24, 2008 7:53 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not his stepdad...
it was his biological deadbeat dad (whose son doesn’t even want his last name).
www.PadsAndEnds.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev
by TheThirdGonzalez on Oct 24, 2008 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"I truly think he is a role model for children everywhere"
Yeah, with the ever-present lump of dip in his lower lip he’s a great role model. I know Tony did it too, but it’s one of my pet peeves about baseball players in general. Seriously, though every time I see Werth I picture him saying “Her first baby came out sideways, and she didn’t scream or nothin’.”
If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly
by Boilermaker19 on Oct 24, 2008 1:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Totally agree on the dip
Foulest habit ever and it’s just so dumb.
by Winfield's Ghost on Oct 24, 2008 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Definitely.
I tried it in a game once when I was 12. I was like “Eff that; I’ll just wait til after the game to smoke”.
www.PadsAndEnds.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev
by TheThirdGonzalez on Oct 24, 2008 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
I have no problem with Jayson Werth.
I still retain all my membership privileges, right?
"When the going gets tough... TheGrandHatching pops in later." -- WG
by TheGrandHatching on Oct 24, 2008 1:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You guys realize,
you’re ridiculing a person acting like a jackass defending Jayson Werth from a person acting like a jackass attacking Werth, right?
Space.
It's a problem we face.
So we never go anywhere.
We just stay in one place.
by hazel on Oct 24, 2008 4:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think you're missing the context
I wrote that piece way back when I heckled Jayson Werth after he showboated at the crowd despite his dismal play at the plate. He was also a member of the Dodgers at the time, which made his behavior even more ridiculously annoying. I’m pretty sure I admit in the post that I was probably being crazy. Since that was written, there’s been a series of really inane comments written by his family and friends defending him.
Or maybe you do get the context and you’re calling me a jackass. In which case, touché.
by Dex on Oct 24, 2008 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
why are you steppin' up, holmes?
don’t you know i’m loco?
by Dex on Oct 24, 2008 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I guess I'm just confused as to why this is a discussion.
Space.
It's a problem we face.
So we never go anywhere.
We just stay in one place.
by hazel on Oct 24, 2008 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do you ever read the National Enquirer?
Or watch Entertainment Tonight? Think about Gaslampball as being the sports blog equivalent of these cultural phenomenons.
Talking sh*t about Werth is fun. Simply put, that is the reason for this discussion.
by The Kipper on Oct 24, 2008 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Aren't those supposed to be funny or something?
Space.
It's a problem we face.
So we never go anywhere.
We just stay in one place.
by hazel on Oct 24, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Actually I'd say edit your statement
and just say this “Think about Gaslampball as being a sports blog”
by jbox on Oct 24, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gaslampball is great entertainment
and at the same time, it’s an educated, up-to-date forum for discussion of the one thing we all love, the Padres .
…but what I like best about GLB is the diverse group of Padres fans who comment here… punk rockers, jocks, teenagers, engineers, new yorkers, nerds, alcoholics, artists, dads and moms, people like Drama, foreigners from far away places, dudes from PB, etc. etc.
Culturally phenomenal guys. Keep up the good work.
by The Kipper on Oct 25, 2008 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm six of those things.
www.PadsAndEnds.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev
by TheThirdGonzalez on Oct 25, 2008 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let's see
1. Punk Rocker 2. Nerd 3. Alcoholic 4. people like Drama
Hmmmm
5. Artist and 6. ?? Step Dad?
Fire Ted Cottrell! Promote Ron Rivera!
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Oct 25, 2008 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well played, sir.
Although not in that order, per se.
www.PadsAndEnds.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev
by TheThirdGonzalez on Oct 25, 2008 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Define "people like Drama"
Because I’m unable to agree or disagree with your statement until I know how you define that.
by Winfield's Ghost on Oct 26, 2008 8:03 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
if thats the case ..
Think about Gaslampball as being the sports blog equivalent of these cultural phenomenons.
______________
then i am just wasting my time here.
go padres!
by wrveres on Oct 25, 2008 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What?
You think the rest of us are being “productive” here? If anyone here isn’t wasting their time, I’d love to hear how that works.
by Winfield's Ghost on Oct 25, 2008 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I just wasted the last half hour here.
Sigh… my girlfriend’s gonna be pissed when she finds out that I haven’t accomplished anything yet today.
by The Kipper on Oct 25, 2008 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm confused why you are discussing something
that isn’t worthy of discussion.
by jbox on Oct 24, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
get a life?
they are the one that bothers defending a pro athlete. Jayson Werth is a big boy that can handle anyone hating him… and if its even the smallest bit upsetting i’m sure his paycheck helps him forget all about it.
No one that hates him is going to change their mind because someone tells them he is talented and humble…
or better yet the other posts that say he is gorgeous… yea thats a good reason not to heckle an opposing player…
"Real baseball should be played in the daytime, in the sunshine." - Lou Gehrig
by C8LIN B on Oct 24, 2008 10:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well
The Werthless piece of crap just got picked off of second in the bottom of the 8th in a key situation.
But yeah, he’s a good player that plays hard!
by Phantom on Oct 25, 2008 10:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What a great moment that was
by sixpakfrombelgium on Oct 26, 2008 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I went nuts!
I was yelling “Eff yeah! Get on the bench, you effin’ meth baby!” and whatnot at the TV. Good times.
www.PadsAndEnds.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev
by TheThirdGonzalez on Oct 26, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
His HR antics tonight
make me want to punch him even more.
www.PadsAndEnds.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev
by TheThirdGonzalez on Oct 26, 2008 8:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Couldn't agree more
he celebrated that HR as if it was the decisive home run
by sixpakfrombelgium on Oct 27, 2008 4:10 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What would
Werth need to do at this point to win over Gaslamp Ball?
Rescue an abandoned litter of kittens?
Adopt 10 orphans?
Cease world hunger?
Kill Bin Laden?
Stop an asteroid heading for Earth?
by thenerdhater on Oct 27, 2008 7:48 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
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