What if Becky issues a statement today saying that if the Padres were to recieve a fantastic offer from the Yankees that they would be crazy to turn it down? But then John starts getting all delusional and jealous and starts thinking that maybe Becky is now all hooked up with Hank and maybe they’re sharing calzones and doing the nasty on Costanza’s old desk in the Yankee offices….then John goes to the papers and says that trading away Peavy would be the dumbest thing the franchise has ever done. Then Hank goes to the NY Post and says that how is pretty obvious that “only one of the Padre owners apparently has a brain – and she’s got some pretty nice legs too! Hubba hubba!” Boom! John totally snaps and gets in his private jet and heads to New York. He shows up at the Yankee offices and drags Hank outside and proceeds to kick the shit out of him. The story is all over the place. Becky catches wind of what happened and is all “oh, Johnny really loved me all along! How can we possibly be apart??” Then Becky goes to John…and it’s all like that episode of Friends…you know the one where they’re all sitting around watching the video of Monica and Rachel getting ready for prom? Then they think that Rachel’s date is totally going to blow her off? So Ross puts on one of his dad’s old tux’s and is going to take her (cuz he like totally loves her)…but then Rachel’s date totally shows up at the last minute right when Ross is starting to go down the stairs to take her? And you see him all disappointed on the tape…and then Rachel realizes that he’s been hot for her forever? But she’s been such a self-centered bitch that was too busy banging cheating foreign guys that she never saw it. So, then Rachel goes to Ross and they start making out with tongue and everything…I think it’ll be just like that.