White Sox will wear camouflage jerseys, become biggest copy cats in the history of baseball
Home Run Derby just exposed the White Sox. Those unimaginative, sorry bunch of South Siders have just totally ripped off the Padres tradition of wearing Camouflage. Everybody loves to insult us for wearing ugly uniforms whether it be the brown and mustard unis of yesteryear or the camouflage of the present. Even if you think it's a bad idea, at least it was ours. You know what's going to be really annoying? Everybody is going to love how good the White Sox look in their camouflage, that's when we're going to flip out.

Photo Credit: soxfan12 via Home Run Derby
There is only one Team of the Military and every body knows it's the the Padres. The rest of these teams are unpatriotic communists. You know it's true.
Apparently it was Mark Buehrle who magically came up with the idea while watching any number of Padres games over the last decade. Not only did he insist that the White Sox wear the camo on the 4th of July, but he had it put into his contract. Buehrle is a fraud and a war profiteer!
The White Sox are a disgrace. I'm calling for Congress to get involved. I want Mark Buehrle under oath! Let's have him tell Uncle Sam where he came up with this idea, so that we can put him behind bars where all copy cats belong!
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stop wearing the green jerseys sox originated
by bobbjenks on Feb 1, 2008 6:33 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
The best thing about this comment
AGAIN WITH THE WHITE SOX TRYING TO COPY SAN DIEGO!
Seriously, the south side of Chicago needs to quit trying to be like us.
by Dex on Feb 1, 2008 7:58 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Copied the "South" too
True story.
by Winfield's Ghost on Feb 2, 2008 7:11 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
When did we ever wear green st. pats jerseys??
Oh, and it's funny how a fan of a 90 loss team refers to the Pads as second rate.
by sdgaucho on Feb 1, 2008 8:42 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
We've worn green hats
Wikipedia tells us that the Reds were the first to wear green caps in 1978 and the White Sox copied them too!
by jbox on Feb 1, 2008 8:50 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
You mean
by osbug on Feb 2, 2008 7:28 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm pretty sure those are the ones
Funny nobody really mentions the current "shampoo bottle" logos.
by Dex on Feb 2, 2008 10:54 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Hmmm
by osbug on Feb 3, 2008 8:42 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
i think
by freelunch on Feb 3, 2008 10:34 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Not as bad?!
We're talking about the U.S. of A and it's fighting men and women of the military! How dare you sir!
Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America!
by jbox on Feb 1, 2008 9:02 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
you guys are retarded
by tdogggy22 on Feb 2, 2008 3:15 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Is this even a real comment?
It's super simple. I'm not sure why people don't get it.
by Dex on Feb 2, 2008 4:34 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I am physically incapable
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev
by TheThirdGonzalez on Feb 3, 2008 8:57 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
So you admit it!
- You admit that the White Sox copied our camouflage jersey.
- You claim we don't see you bitching about a holiday uniform, yet your White Sox buddy who commented earlier was bitching about it. So your statement is false. You White Sox fans swear you don't care about your precious St. Paddy's day uniforms but it's all you talk about! That's not even the subject of this post, but you guys just keep bringing it up. You should start a website about St. Paddy's day uniforms, I'd come and comment.
- Are you an example of the "class" of Chicago? If so then that statement is false as well. It is insensitive to call people retarded and regarded as rude in many cultures.
- There are no MLB games being played right now so we can't go to games. Plus, you're the one sitting in front of a computer whining about a subject that you "claim" not to care about.
- Comparing stats is for nerds. Nobody likes nerds.
by jbox on Feb 2, 2008 4:44 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I think
by Winfield's Ghost on Feb 2, 2008 6:55 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
wow.
by padparazzi on Feb 2, 2008 11:16 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
No smoking
by Winfield's Ghost on Feb 2, 2008 6:59 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Dear White Sock fans
by jbox on Feb 2, 2008 4:50 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
white sox
by calipatrick on Feb 3, 2008 4:23 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
white sox
by tdogggy22 on Feb 4, 2008 9:21 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
oh come on!
Here I'll start it for you: "Once upon a time White Sox fans were really gay for green jerseys..."
by jbox on Feb 4, 2008 10:04 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Forget camo, bring back the pajamas!
by sdgaucho on Feb 4, 2008 10:09 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Which one came out of Elton's closet?

You tell me. Oh, and 1919.
by JBro12 on Feb 5, 2008 11:56 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
white sox 3
by tdogggy22 on Feb 4, 2008 9:37 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Give us 88 years and we'll get one
by sdgaucho on Feb 4, 2008 10:07 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
You could have had more
by jbox on Feb 4, 2008 10:35 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
eliminate padres
by tdogggy22 on Feb 4, 2008 9:43 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
This comment is illegal
by jbox on Feb 4, 2008 10:43 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I don't get why tdoggy22 keeps commenting
by Dex on Feb 4, 2008 12:46 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
They didn't invent "wearing green"
by Winfield's Ghost on Feb 4, 2008 5:48 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
if that is indeed true
by freelunch on Feb 4, 2008 6:08 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Wow
by Winfield's Ghost on Feb 5, 2008 6:34 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Secondary Color
by Jonny Dub on Feb 6, 2008 5:25 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Eliminate Padres?
You amaze me! I didn't think it was possible for one person to possess such a vast reservoir of undiluted gibberish! Clearly, the full area of your ignorance is not yet mapped. We are presently only exploring the fringes of that vast expanse. Have you ever noticed that whenever you sit behind a keyboard, some idiot starts typing? To quote Martin Luther King, Jr.: "Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity."
Calling you dull is a gross underestimation of just how tedious you are. You have the personality of a damp sponge and the appeal of a moldy sweat sock. You are the kind of person who, when one first meets you, one doesn't like you. But when one gets to know you better, one hates you. Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if you didn't have an intellect rivaled only by the Village Idiot's stupider brother; if your weren't so fat that all the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 80 Patrons OR You.", or if you weren't uglier than the north-facing end of a south-bound mule. Nah, of course you would.
GET LOST CREEP!
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Feb 5, 2008 12:22 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
(slow clap)
by JBro12 on Feb 5, 2008 12:35 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
eliminate padres?
by ABY on Feb 8, 2008 2:08 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
error
by tdogggy22 on Feb 4, 2008 9:47 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
sdsuaztec4 the next prince?
by tdogggy22 on Feb 6, 2008 8:25 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
I'm done feeding the troll.
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Feb 6, 2008 10:59 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
What's wrong with Prince?
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev
by TheThirdGonzalez on Feb 6, 2008 11:46 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
i was thinking the same thing
TheThirdGonzalez forgot to mention something. Have of the girls he "pegged" (great euphamism) are famouse because he pegged them. Remember that one girl Carmen Electra for example?
If I wasn't dating the most beautiful Puerto Rican woman (ok I'm braggin just a smidge) I'd give my left nut to be your wingman. Who knew a troll would instill even more respect in me for GLBers...
by calipatrick on Feb 6, 2008 1:09 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
this makes me laugh
by Dex on Feb 6, 2008 1:11 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Are you trying
Since the Padres joined the league, they have won the World Series once. Wow, their team is so much better than ours.
And sdsuaztec4, if you really ARE the next Prince, PLEASE take your ridiculous amounts of money and buy the White Sox and bring back the shorts, those were awesome! And maybe send tdogggy22 to school so he can learn proper grammar.
by osbug on Feb 7, 2008 7:27 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs


















