Oh, and it's funny how a fan of a 90 loss team refers to the Pads as  second rate.

We're talking about the U.S. of A and it's fighting men and women of the military!  How dare you sir!

Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America!

1.  You admit that the White Sox copied our camouflage jersey.
2.  You claim we don't see you bitching about a holiday uniform, yet your White Sox buddy who commented earlier was bitching about it.  So your statement is false.  You White Sox fans swear you don't care about your precious St. Paddy's day uniforms but it's all you talk about!  That's not even the subject of this post, but you guys just keep bringing it up.  You should start a website about St. Paddy's day uniforms, I'd come and comment.
3. Are you an example of the "class" of Chicago?  If so then that statement is false as well.  It is insensitive to call people retarded and regarded as rude in many cultures.
4.  There are no MLB games being played right now so we can't go to games.  Plus, you're the one sitting in front of a computer whining about a subject that you "claim" not to care about.
5.  Comparing stats is for nerds. Nobody likes nerds.

Here I'll start it for you:  "Once upon a time White Sox fans were really gay for green jerseys..."

You amaze me! I didn't think it was possible for one person to possess such a vast reservoir of undiluted gibberish! Clearly, the full area of your ignorance is not yet mapped. We are presently only exploring the fringes of that vast expanse. Have you ever noticed that whenever you sit behind a keyboard, some idiot starts typing? To quote Martin Luther King, Jr.: "Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity."

Calling you dull is a gross underestimation of just how tedious you are. You have the personality of a damp sponge and the appeal of a moldy sweat sock. You are the kind of person who, when one first meets you, one doesn't like you. But when one gets to know you better, one hates you. Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if you didn't have an intellect rivaled only by the Village Idiot's stupider brother; if your weren't so fat that all the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 80 Patrons OR You.", or if you weren't uglier than the north-facing end of a south-bound mule. Nah, of course you would.

GET LOST CREEP!

Since the Padres joined the league, they have won the World Series once. Wow, their team is so much better than ours.

And sdsuaztec4, if you really ARE the next Prince, PLEASE take your ridiculous amounts of money and buy the White Sox and bring back the shorts, those were awesome! And maybe send tdogggy22 to school so he can learn proper grammar.