Best unintentionally sexually suggestive team name?

by Dex on Jan 11, 2008 10:48 AM PST in News

I was just reading that the Portland Beavers were almost the Portland Wet Sox, which would definitely have been a relatively pervy name. I'm wondering what names are also somewhat pervy? Padres is definitely right in there. Beavers, obviously. Yankees, definitely.

What else is out there?

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Tulsa Drillers

I found this minor league team. Just look at the team logo! Also, what about the Chattanoga Lookouts. The eyes are looking at me funny.

CaleciaPad

by CaleciaPad on Jan 11, 2008 2:26 PM PST reply actions

Reading off the Milb website

Frisco Roughriders, Altoona Curve, Inland Empire 66ers, Lansing Lugnuts,and just for fun,from my part of the country, West Tn. Diamond Jaxx. I mean wtf is that?

The new stadium for the AZ Cardinals was going to be Pink Taco Stadium until University Of Phoenix outbid them. Sigh what could have been...

Can we please have more posts like this? This is right down my alley lol.

Mark Prior is: Nessie, Bigfoot, Sasquatch, a Yeti, a Unicorn and a Chupacabra that lives in Atlantis. He is the biggest Urban Legend on Earth.

by offspeedkills on Jan 11, 2008 10:16 PM PST reply actions

more...

if I remember right...a high school team...for those in Oregon...the Tilamook Cheesemakers.

by DarthBarf on Jan 12, 2008 7:38 AM PST reply actions

USC

two major schools use the acronym USC.

In Columbia, SC they call themselves the 'Cocks
In LA they are the Trojans..

coincedence?

Relax, all right? Don't try to strike everybody out. Strikeouts are boring! Besides that, they're fascist. Throw some ground balls - it's more democratic.

by TheRevRun on Jan 18, 2008 3:33 PM PST reply actions