KT SHOULD HAVE CALLED TAILS

by Enzo Hernandez on Sep 30, 2007 4:30 PM PDT

A 162 game season comes down to a single elimination game in Colorado to determine the Padres postseason fate. Why? Head-to-head records? No. It is because KT called "heads." Anyone who has played the game knows you always call tails. Heads is for losers. "But Enzo, KT played in the minor leagues and each flip of the coin is an independent variable with a 50% chance of heads or tails." Nonsense. Maybe KT should have played football. If so, he'd have called tails and we'd be going to a game at Petco tomorrow.

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You're right

"Tails never fails"

by jbox on Sep 30, 2007 4:39 PM PDT reply actions

When i was a football captain...

we always called tails for this very piece of wisdom.

by JBro12 on Sep 30, 2007 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions

Acutally

the Rockies kick our asses at Petco. I'd rather play at Coors. Its not like there will be any fans there, the Broncos played today, they will be too hungover to make it out there.

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 30, 2007 5:24 PM PDT reply actions

i went on a tour of coors field a few years ago

and we got to go into the dugout. while i was in the dugout i saw the bullpen phone and right under the phone was listed the number for the bullpen. i always thought it was a closed line, but it had the area code and everything. so i always wanted to call it during a game when they were playing the padres and see what happens. tell the rox to go to the bullpen early. i lost the number though. i need to find that for tomorrow

i hate tony gwynn jr.

by Peavyforprez08 on Sep 30, 2007 9:32 PM PDT reply actions