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ESPN is so annoying

I'm not one to rag on ESPN all the time considering that I watch it all day and for the most part, it's pretty informative and enjoyable. This morning though, they keep teasing to the Padres/Pirates game as "Did the Padres make the Wild Card race even tighter?"

Listen. The Padres are now half a game behind the Diamondbacks in the NL West, which might be the best division in he National League. The only way that the Padres even play into the Wild Card race at this point is that they're pulling the Diamondbacks into it. Why isn't the focus on the fact that the Padres are making a move on a third Division Title? So weird.

In other news... Did you vote on what to do with 756? I voted for the asterisk. HoF doesn't clean anything donated. Jbox and I have talked about the fact that if we get something that has HoF significance, we'd write our names on it. Suddenly you're in a museum. And write it someplace where they can't hide it so that it has to end up on display. Then, when tour groups come through, people ask what all the writing is, the tour guides will have to explain how some dude on the internet wrote all over the ball to achieve immortality. Only trouble with immortality? You have Scottish dudes trying to cut your head off all the time.

Mark Ecko's also got some pretty heady stuff to say. I, for one, agree with him. The people in charge of baseball have been pushing players to get stronger and stronger by any means possible and then they pretend like they didn't have a hand in anything when Congress decides to come calling. You go, Mark Ecko! You make your statement! Eff those dudes! Rock the HoF!

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I am watching Baseball Tonight...
and I just heard, "See why the [NL] West is wild, and how another team out west [Padres] is trying to ride a mile high [next series w/Rockies] "to the wild card". WTF!?!? We are thisclose to putting the DBacks in the wild-card race, and ESPN has given the Padres up for dead.

by JBro12 on Sep 21, 2007 9:16 AM PDT   0 recs

The Headline
on ESPN.com says, "Padres zero in on DBacks with 7th straight win."

by sdsuaztec4 on Sep 21, 2007 11:02 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Speaking of MLB.com
are you going to try and win People's Sexiest Baseball Fan Alive???

by sdsuaztec4 on Sep 21, 2007 11:03 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Not me personally...
...but I have a couple of ideas for nominees.

by Drama on Sep 21, 2007 11:04 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Wiggins?
I don't think you can win if you are in Jail.

by sdsuaztec4 on Sep 21, 2007 11:05 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

That is total bullsh*t.
In case you haven't seen it yet, MLB and People Magazine are looking for the "Sexiest Fan Alive".

by Drama on Sep 21, 2007 11:13 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Sorry about that.
I stepped away from the computer for a few minutes and Demoira went on and posted a pic of me for "Sexiest Fan Alive". She's cute.

by Drama on Sep 21, 2007 11:24 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Me and ESPN
have a love/hate relationship. They have some stuff that I really enjoy (baseball tonight, sunday night baseball, college gameday). But I really can't watch SportsCenter anymore- they cater to big media markets way too much and worry more about stupid catchphrases and playing up controversy more than substance. Seriously, during the Vick thing, I was almost ready to give up on ESPN completely- on ESPN, ESPN2, and ESPNEWS, at least 15 out of every 30 minutes of programming was devoted to one dumbass. Not to mention, a bunch of homers like Lou Holtz drive me insane.

by JBro12 on Sep 21, 2007 11:26 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

And I completely forgot about
The Patriots! Seemingly half the people that work for ESPN would have Tom Brady's love child. At one point, like 5 of the 6 headline stories on ESPN.com were about the Patriots.

by JBro12 on Sep 21, 2007 11:33 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

don't even start with that
as drama would say, "unreal"

by sdsuaztec4 on Sep 21, 2007 1:10 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

ESPN
I could not agree more. I was watching Baseball Tonight last night and "the topic on the table" was: "Who is the best team in the National League?"  I'm listening to that idiot Dusty Baker drone on about how the Mets are still the best team in the NL. At the same time, I'm watching MLB.TV on the laptop as the Mets are blowing a 3-run lead in the ninth inning to a team that is 22 games out with NOTHING to play for. The Mets bullpen has allowed THIRTY runs in thier last 9 games. To give you some perspective on that...the Padres bullpen over the same span...has given up 15 HITS and ONE run.

The NL West DESERVES a lot more love than it's getting.

Top 5 records in the NL:

D-Backs: 86-67  .562
Padres:  85-67  .559
Mets      84-68  .553
Phillies  83-70  .542
Rockies  81-72  .529

Three NL West teams in the top 5. The third place team in the West, the Rockies, would be in first place in the NL Central.

Yeah, Dusty...the Mets. Uh-huh. Moron.

While we're bitching...how about MLB.com? They have a top story today titled: "The Contenders. NL West." There's a pic of Jake, Matt Holliday, Brandon Webb and..wait for it, wait for it...Brad Penny. The Dodgers?? They're 6.5 games out in the WILD CARD with nine games to go? The DODGERS are in contention? PLEASE. Enough with your love of the Dodgers. If those jerk-offs make the playoffs I'll post a pic on GLB of me wearing a Dodger hat with my finger up my nose. Give it up already...it's over.

by Drama on Sep 21, 2007 9:19 AM PDT   0 recs

Dusty
He's just pissed because we didn't hire him.

by Winfield's Ghost on Sep 21, 2007 9:27 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

As much as I rip Buddy...
Could you even imagine?

by Drama on Sep 21, 2007 9:33 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Conversation between Dusty and Jake:
Dusty: It's the 8th inning, Jake. You've thrown 143 pitches. We're up by 9 runs against the Nationals.  Whaddya say you go finish this thing?

Jake: Definitely, Dusty. I will pitch until my arm actually leaves my body and I throw my own tendons across the plate for a 95 mph strike.

Dusty: Thata boy. Pitcher's are such pansies these days.  Hey, have you met our new batboy, Kerry Wood?  Don't try to shake his hand. His right arm fell off years ago.

by goose1 on Sep 21, 2007 9:57 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Everyone around
me is scared right now because I just had a strong, hearty chuckle.

by Phantom on Sep 21, 2007 10:04 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Well done
It would've been catastrophic if that piece of crap had been offered the job.  

by Winfield's Ghost on Sep 21, 2007 11:32 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Spot on!
Things could be SO MUCH worse!! Buddy is a rookie and we need to cut him some slack.
Christina

by Christina on Sep 21, 2007 11:44 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I'll accept that
did you see the way he celebrated after the walk-off homer run? Love that in a manager! Bochy would have barely cracked a smile.
Christina

by Christina on Sep 21, 2007 11:47 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Oh stop.
I'll admit that I am happy to have Buddy as manager...but Bochy wasn't Jim Riggleman or Larry Bowa.

by Drama on Sep 21, 2007 11:49 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

No, of course not.
Bochy was great, but the one thing that always bugged me about him was that he seemed TOO easy-going. When I saw Buddy at the Season Ticket holder event I was impressed with his intensity. I loved that as everyone danced around the issue "The Padres need to go deeper into the playoffs, blah blah blah." he got visibly irritated and finally grabbed a microphone and said "Look, let's just put it out there. The Padres want to WIN the World Series. That is my goal from day one in spring training and that will be the goal of my players."
Christina

by Christina on Sep 21, 2007 12:27 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I'm just giving you a hard time.
One of the things that bothered me about him was at times he had the same emotional output of Khalil. He did smile occassionally though.

by Drama on Sep 21, 2007 12:51 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

too easy going?
Jeezzz, coma is more like it.  No energy, no excitement, except when he did the fake "I'm pissed off at the ref so throw me out" gig.  You don't need to be Ozzie Guillen, but get your team revved up once in a while.

by planetjeffy on Sep 21, 2007 3:56 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I agree 100% that it could have been worse.
Two words- Grady Little.

by JBro12 on Sep 21, 2007 12:05 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

mlb.com
"dodgers holding on in nl west race" huh??????? they are 7 GB with 9 to go. I guess technically....

by sdsuaztec4 on Sep 21, 2007 1:04 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Mark Ecko
I voted for asterisk too. Bonds can suck it, Mark is doing what the whole world wanted him to do with it.

by sdsuaztec4 on Sep 21, 2007 10:59 AM PDT   0 recs

Some love from ESPN
We're the highest ranked NL team in this week's power rankings. Although, could someone please explain to me how the Tigers are ranked number five?

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/powerranking

by Phantom on Sep 21, 2007 11:35 AM PDT   0 recs

Eric Byrnes
Apparently, Uncle Milty feels the same way about Eric Byrnes as quite a few of us here at Gaslamp Ball.

Bonus points if you were smart enough to figure out the article is from an Arizona paper!

by Drama on Sep 21, 2007 12:07 PM PDT   0 recs

but the writer is correct about bradley
If he doesn't get tossed in that game, we might have won it.

by RBS on Sep 21, 2007 12:36 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

If any other player
had stood there too long, or if any other ump had been dealing with that, Milton would have stayed in the game and we would have won.  So I can't take that loss personally - I'm more pissed at the ump for over-freaking-reacting.

by Demoira on Sep 21, 2007 12:37 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Totally agree
This was brought into sharp relief when Matt Holliday threw a bitch fit on the field and the umpire didn't even flinch. Pretty ridiculous that Milton got tossed so quickly on that one.

by Phantom on Sep 21, 2007 12:56 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

wow
you guys sound just like uncle milty.
The Friar is gonna knock your d*ck in the dirt.

by TheGrandHatching on Sep 21, 2007 1:08 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

nothing really
it's a reference to the breakfast club.  if it's offensive, I'd be happy to change it.  I don't have a good gauge of that kind of thing.
The Friar is gonna knock your d*ck in the dirt.

by TheGrandHatching on Sep 21, 2007 1:13 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Nah
never seen breakfast club so I just didn't know what it was.  Seemed to random not to reference something.

by jbox on Sep 21, 2007 1:14 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I pretty much hate all movies
so I don't see many.  I saw the first 15 minutes or so and was like "are they going to be in this f'n library the whole movie?" and then changed the channel.

by jbox on Sep 21, 2007 1:17 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

yea
if you hate all movies, then I definitely wouldn't recommend it.
The Friar is gonna knock your d*ck in the dirt.

by TheGrandHatching on Sep 21, 2007 1:19 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I don't
have a good gauge of that sort of thing either. I like it; I didn't realize it was a Breakfast Club allusion either.
"You get nervous when you see those guys come into the shower... you definitely don't close your eyes in there, even when you're shampooing." ~CY

by TheThirdGonzalez on Sep 21, 2007 1:19 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I noticed that...
Ski-season start a little early this year?
The Friar is gonna knock your d*ck in the dirt.

by TheGrandHatching on Sep 21, 2007 1:20 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Hehe
Sometimes I forget that what's routine to me is often offensive and criminal.
"You get nervous when you see those guys come into the shower... you definitely don't close your eyes in there, even when you're shampooing." ~CY

by TheThirdGonzalez on Sep 21, 2007 1:23 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

well he is a great rolemodel
i'm going to raise my kids as him as their role model

by sdsuaztec4 on Sep 21, 2007 1:09 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Love the last lines of the article
"Former D-Backs are coming back to haunt Arizona. Wednesday, Scott Hairston hit a threerun homer with two out in the ninth to give the Padres a win over Pittsburgh.

Then Thursday, Matt Kata was in exactly the same situation for the Pirates -- and popped out to give San Diego another win."

Feel the Friar BIYATCH!!!

by sqrunt on Sep 21, 2007 12:43 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

false hustle
that's what me and mandalay have been saying all season. byrnes makes routine plays look impossible and that's why everyone thinks he's so amazing. i'm not saying he's horrible though and no i'm NOT a byrnes lover. more of a chad tracy lover... just kidding.

anyone notice that byrnes is very herky-jerky everytime he moves? it's almost painful to watch when he's trying to run down a fly ball.

"i kinda feel like nevin and klesko were some fling we (the padres) had in the past and now realize were a bad idea and are embarrassed about."

by freelunch on Sep 21, 2007 1:38 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Ya know
I always say that. Every time I see him run or bat or anything really, I say he looks like a gazelle. Or runs like a gazelle. I dont know what a gazelle looks like when they run but it makes sense to me. He is like graceful but not coordinated with his movement. Looks like he cant control his body. Its quite annoying actually.

by padresgirlforlife44 on Sep 21, 2007 5:33 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Agree but disagree.
Gazelles are delicate and perfect; Byrnes is like a rhinoceros that just got its nails painted..
"You get nervous when you see those guys come into the shower... you definitely don't close your eyes in there, even when you're shampooing." ~CY

by TheThirdGonzalez on Sep 22, 2007 1:54 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

In Fairness to ESPN
we don't have a track record of winning when it counts. Bounced 2 years in a row in the first round by a weaker St. Louis team means we still have a lot to prove.

We need to win the division again and WIN IN THE DAMN PLAYOFFS WHEN IT MATTERS.

I think we can, and I think we will. Go Friar.

by RBS on Sep 21, 2007 12:31 PM PDT   0 recs

bounced?
One of those St. Louis teams won the World Series.

by Dex on Sep 21, 2007 12:44 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Also, in 2005
St. Louis wasn't weaker. We barely got into the playoffs with an 82-80 record. We really weren't that good. They were supposed to win that series.
Padres for life

by sdgaucho on Sep 21, 2007 12:57 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

but
we were supposed to win in 06

by sdsuaztec4 on Sep 21, 2007 1:02 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

So were the Tigers
Cardinals put it all together at the right time, like every single team that has ever won the WS.  

by Winfield's Ghost on Sep 21, 2007 1:04 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

they will still be known
as the worst world series winner ever

by sdsuaztec4 on Sep 21, 2007 1:05 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Pitchers Duel in Chicago:
Pirates and Cubs tied 7-7 after the fourth inning.

by Drama on Sep 21, 2007 1:05 PM PDT   0 recs

NLDS Cubs Padres at Petco?
I cannot begin to describe my hatred for cubs fans.

by sdsuaztec4 on Sep 21, 2007 1:06 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

YES
That's one of the main reasons I want us to finish the season with the best record in the NL.

by Drama on Sep 21, 2007 1:15 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

will you...
...fly out for that?

by sdsuaztec4 on Sep 21, 2007 1:17 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Here's the problem.
For me to go it would have to be a weekend. If we get the Cubs in the NLDS, I'm guessing we would play them at Petco on Wed and Fri...so it might be tough. Friday would be a possibility though.

by Drama on Sep 21, 2007 1:19 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I kinda think
it would be worth maxing out all my credit cars and continuing to be unable to afford breathing in order to make it to one of the games.

by Demoira on Sep 21, 2007 1:23 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Wow.
Just to see me?? That is so sweet.

by Drama on Sep 21, 2007 1:25 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

heh heh heh
i already have all my tickets

by sdsuaztec4 on Sep 21, 2007 1:25 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

And you would remember
your dear sweet friend Demoira and how she flirted with you on the internet over all those long and lonely nights when inviting people to sit with you, wouldn't you?

by Demoira on Sep 21, 2007 1:27 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

ahhhh
short term memory loss....

by sdsuaztec4 on Sep 21, 2007 1:29 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

same
now I just have to pay out my ass for the ones at wrigley.
The Friar is gonna knock your d*ck in the dirt.

by TheGrandHatching on Sep 21, 2007 1:27 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Why don't you
just drive cross country and stop in TX and pick Drama and me up?

by Winfield's Ghost on Sep 21, 2007 1:26 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

and...
...someone else lives in TX too. i forget. pjnbo?

by sdsuaztec4 on Sep 21, 2007 1:27 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Yep
Think he said he'd definitely be in Chicago, too.

by Winfield's Ghost on Sep 21, 2007 1:28 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

but if there's a caravan out to san diego...
even a carpool for that matter....

by pjbno4 on Sep 21, 2007 3:20 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs