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Jake Saves the Season

Similar to a Phoenix rising from the ashes we turn to are talented Snake Slayer to extradite the demons of this losing skid. Ron Mexico has left us, and his brother Ookie has to much on his plate to worry about the best team in the NL. In the word's of Mr. Mexico, "10 Grand says we beat that biatch..." Actually this quote is more appropriate; "the Yankees Tried to make the greatest baseball player alive, by cultivating the DNA from Babe Ruth, Joe Dimaggio, Mikey Mantle, Lou Gerhig and Rickey Henderson. After creating this being, they nourished him with nothing but the meat from 1 year old black rhinos, California Condor's eggs and the juice from purple apples. They invested millions of dollars in scientist, instructors, and trainers. This ballplayer is not Jake Peavy because Jake Peavy struck this man out on a slider, permanently separating arm from body and destroying the fabric of his soul. " M. Giles will make the Gaslamp Ballers proud with the way he will play today Go Pads.

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this actually sounds like a real ichiro quote
the last part, anyway.  have you heard the insane stuff that comes out of that guy's mouth?

by goose1 on Aug 3, 2007 10:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I've heard the stuff that comes out of the
translators mouth.

But I kid.  Ichiro should publish a book of memoirs...entitled..."Memoirs from a filthy rich Japanese man that come from the deepest innermost recesses of my soul"

by bktabinga on Aug 4, 2007 7:40 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

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