Ron Mexico is no longer with us

by Ron Mexico on Aug 2, 2007 9:24 AM PDT

For many reason's, I believe it is time to pull the plug on Ron Mexico, hopefully this can be used a sacrifice to help turn the Padre's season around. I have used this alter-ego for almost four years now; winning Fantasy Baseball and Football championships, tormenting old bosses and confusing the hell out of Warrick Dunn when I email him from Ron Mexico's yahoo account. There comes a time when you need to let go of things, I need to let Ron Mexico go into cyber abyss and the Padre's need to let go of their lossing attitudes and act like champions.

Ron was a good friend to me, always there (unless he had better things to do), and will be missed.

R.I.P
Ron Mexico
2003-2007

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A lone tear streams down my cheek.

What will your new identity be?

by Drama on Aug 2, 2007 9:28 AM PDT reply actions

I'm guessing Ookie?

by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 2, 2007 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions

Goodbye, Ron Mexico

"We are assembled here today to pay final respects to our honored dead. And yet it should be noted that in the midst of our sorrow, this death takes place in the shadow of new life, the sunrise of a new world--a world that our beloved comrade gave his life to protect, to nourish. He did not feel this sacrifice a vain or empty one, and we will not debate his profound wisdom at these proceedings. Of my friend, I can only say this: Of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, his was the most... human."

by Drama on Aug 2, 2007 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions