Pujols hangs out at Chuck E. Cheese

by jbox on Jul 30, 2007 8:56 AM PDT in News Comment 17 comments

When you go to your local St. Louis Chuck E. Cheese and you see a Bentley out in the parking lot, it can mean only one thing. Albert Pujols is in a slump and he needs to break that slump at a place where a kid can be a kid.

Unfortunately for Pujols there were other baseball players there. A full Little League party and you're not going to believe this but they wanted autographs! Can you imagine? These kids wanted Pujols to stop playing Super Shot for a few minutes and sign for them. Well, I can tell you that Pujols doesn't stop playing Super Shot for any one and he denied all of them, as he should. Now, if he was playing skee ball that would be different, but here's the thing, Albert Pujols doesn't play skee ball! Albert Pujols plays Super Shot and nobody interrupts his game of Super Shot!

The only thing that's going to take Pujols away from his beloved game of Super Shot is greasy cheese pizza. Well, greasy cheese pizza and the ticket counter where he can buy fake snot, a yo-yo or an eraser cap for his pencil for 5000 tickets, but seriously that's it.

In conclusion, don't ask for a posed picture or an autograph when Pujols is busy. How will you know when he's busy? Well if he's at Chuck E. Cheese then he's busy, is that easy enough for you to remember? Now beat it!

Thanks to theNerdHater for the pics

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Nice Work

NerdHater. But what were you doing at Chuck E. Cheese?

by Jonny Dub on Jul 30, 2007 9:09 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Confused...

Was Pujols there with his family? Did he refuse to sign autographs for kids? Was he being a dick?

by Drama on Jul 30, 2007 9:21 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Refused to sign autographs

He may or may not have been there with his family, we do know he was playing Super Shot.

by jbox on Jul 30, 2007 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Super Shot

Do we know what his high score on Super Shot was?

Is he as good as as this kid?

by Drama on Jul 30, 2007 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

What about pizza?

I'm guessing Albert is a canadian bacon and pineapple guy.

by Drama on Jul 30, 2007 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Well...

I know that at all the Chuck E. Cheese's here, they don't let you in unless you are with a kid. I am not about St. Louis though.

by osbug on Jul 30, 2007 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

They call that...

...the "Jose Valentin Rule".

by Drama on Jul 30, 2007 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

where did these pics come from?

and finally, i may have a reason to dislike this guy.

by LJbumfool on Jul 30, 2007 9:36 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

St. Louis

Chuck E. Cheese.

by jbox on Jul 30, 2007 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

More info

He was there with his family. I wasn't there. A coworker was there with his family for a little league team (Pujols has a kid in the league). He wanted to be alone with his family (aka Super Shot) and not worry about autographs or pictures.

Seriously though...you know you're going to Chuck E Cheese where kids are gonna be. It's a limited number of kids at this spot. How hard would it be to sign or pose for these kids?

Instead of continuing to adore Pujols, they now think he's a little rude.

Plus, does anyone like someone who drives a Bentley?

by thenerdhater on Jul 30, 2007 10:06 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs