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Smells Like Padres in Here - The Monday Edition

Smells Like Padres in Here - The Monday Edition

After last night's loss, I went down to my local watering hole.  It's called The Double Deuce.  I was in a pretty bad mood and when I walked in, the bouncer - a guy named Dalton who I swore would be bigger - must've noticed because he came right over to me, crossed his arms across his muscled chest and said "Sorry we're closed."  I looked around, saw all these people dancing and drinking and said "Then what are all these people doing?"  Dalton looked around smugly then said "Drinking and having a good time."  That really pissed me off, so I said "That's why I'm here."  Then I tried this supercool  move where I tried to kick him in the face with my boot - which has this blade in the heel, by the way - to show him I meant business.  But Dalton, he's about the best there is.  He grabbed my boot and said "You're too stupid to have a good time!"  And then it got really ugly.  

See what a loss to the Dodgers will do to a guy?

Anyway, we lost the finale.

The entire team is frustrated at CY's exclusion from the All-Star Game.  Tim Sullivan also thinks it stinks.

As noted yesterday, Bradley is on the DL.

The Reds  fired Jerry Narron.  This should be of importance to none of you.

And, finally, I don't know who Alan Drooz is.  He apparently works for the U-T.  He's also apparently never seen a baseball game.  He thinks the Padres should try to acquire Mark Texiera from the Rangers.  To hit behind AG.  Even though they play the same position.  Whatever, dude.  

This FanPost was written by a member of the Gaslamp Ball community and does not necessarily reflect the views of the Gaslamp Ball managers or SB Nation.

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