Smells Like Padres in Here - The Monday Edition
After last night's loss, I went down to my local watering hole. It's called The Double Deuce. I was in a pretty bad mood and when I walked in, the bouncer - a guy named Dalton who I swore would be bigger - must've noticed because he came right over to me, crossed his arms across his muscled chest and said "Sorry we're closed." I looked around, saw all these people dancing and drinking and said "Then what are all these people doing?" Dalton looked around smugly then said "Drinking and having a good time." That really pissed me off, so I said "That's why I'm here." Then I tried this supercool move where I tried to kick him in the face with my boot - which has this blade in the heel, by the way - to show him I meant business. But Dalton, he's about the best there is. He grabbed my boot and said "You're too stupid to have a good time!" And then it got really ugly.
See what a loss to the Dodgers will do to a guy?
As noted yesterday, Bradley is on the DL.
The Reds fired Jerry Narron. This should be of importance to none of you.
And, finally, I don't know who Alan Drooz is. He apparently works for the U-T. He's also apparently never seen a baseball game. He thinks the Padres should try to acquire Mark Texiera from the Rangers. To hit behind AG. Even though they play the same position. Whatever, dude.