This is what baseball players do for charity

by padparazzi on Jul 19, 2007 4:30 PM PDT

After the celebrity Pour at Lou & Mickey's, Stephanie, Angela, and I were walking to Horton Plaza to meet my dad there. As we were walking we passed Moose's and we saw "bartender night" and Stephanie knew that there were going to be Padre players there. So, I was bored one day during my vacations and I was on myspace looking through people's pictures and I found these from that "bartender night". All I can say its that they're interesting pictures. The girl who is making out w/ Koozy supposedly paid $425 for that.

All Pictures Courtesy of Natalie Moreno

Update [2007-7-22 1:55:34 by jbox]:
Mr. Meadows suggests this as the new Wheaties box:

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whoa.

I am speechless. Didnt think Kooz had it in him.

by padresgirlforlife44 on Jul 19, 2007 4:37 PM PDT 0 recs

yup

me neither, now only if he could score easy chicks better

by mato on Jul 19, 2007 6:58 PM PDT up 0 recs

I know

me neither

Laura

by padparazzi on Jul 19, 2007 4:39 PM PDT 0 recs

whos

myspace was that

by padresgirlforlife44 on Jul 19, 2007 4:40 PM PDT up 0 recs

I can't believe

that Koozy would do that either. He seems so shy in person. I would have never thought he would do anything lke that. $425!!! Oh dear.

by Stephy08 on Jul 19, 2007 4:40 PM PDT 0 recs

yo

add me on myspace

by padresgirlforlife44 on Jul 19, 2007 4:44 PM PDT up 0 recs

I did

by Stephy08 on Jul 19, 2007 4:44 PM PDT up 0 recs

ok

by padresgirlforlife44 on Jul 19, 2007 4:45 PM PDT up 0 recs

$425

hey, anything to help the breast cancer foundation ;) i'm sure that lady cared deeply about the cause.

by freelunch on Jul 19, 2007 5:41 PM PDT up 0 recs

oh whaaat?

dang, kooooozy... that's kind of hot.

by freelunch on Jul 19, 2007 5:22 PM PDT 0 recs

Paws

Man Koooooz has some huge arms and the paws to go with them.

by Jonny Dub on Jul 19, 2007 5:23 PM PDT 0 recs

I bet Mike Cameron

makes a mean kamikaze

by matto619 on Jul 19, 2007 5:39 PM PDT 0 recs

They were calling that night

Booze for Boobs.

Hey, anything for charity.

by padresgirlforlife44 on Jul 19, 2007 5:53 PM PDT 0 recs

New nickname for Kouz:

Fred Garvin...Male Prostitute.

"Oh, let me reassure you, ma'am. I can assure you professional hygeine, discretion and animal gratification....No ifs, ands or buts about it - you're spending the night with Fred Garvin, Male Prostitute."

by Drama on Jul 19, 2007 5:59 PM PDT 0 recs

That chick

sure knows how to kooz a man off.

by jbox on Jul 19, 2007 6:39 PM PDT 0 recs

Whoring out for breast cancer

Just one of the many perks of being a big leaguer

by matto619 on Jul 19, 2007 6:43 PM PDT 0 recs

Just so everybody's clear

You're totally welcome to make out with me via YouTube if you want to shell out $425. My money will go towards preventing blood clots.

by Dex on Jul 19, 2007 7:06 PM PDT 0 recs

I tried to

sign up (Wednesday's game: linedrive... bonds jersey etc., almost gave me a blood clot) but there were a limited amount of spaces (500 I think) and jbox had them all!

by ABY on Jul 20, 2007 10:52 AM PDT up 0 recs