Smells Like Padres in Here - The Wednesday First Place Edition

U*ni*corn (yū'nĭ-kôrn'), noun
A fabled creature symbolic of virginity and usually represented as a horse with a single straight spiraled horn projecting from its forehead that it uses to gore Los Angeles Dodgers.

You know what we love here at GLB besides unicorns?  W-I-N-N-I-N-G!

Uh, yeah, let's hope it doesn't linger.

According to Dodgerama, our bullpen is good, but not really.  I'm not good with numbers, so my eyes glazed over at all the statistical mumbo jumbo.  I was amused at his use of our guys' middle names, though.

This guy has the Pads at number 5 in his power rankings.  The phrase "power rankings" always make me think of those ESPN World's Strongest Man competitions.  My favorite strongman?  Magnus Ver Magnusson.  Totally at the top of my "power rankings." This guy has us at 8.