Smells Like Padres in Here - Tuesday Edition
A quick preview of tonight's game here. Whatever you do, don't try to say "El Asesino" too fast. Doesn't sound like a compliment.
You hear that Mad Dog? They're calling you old! You gonna take that?!
Trevor only has one kidney. Just thought you should know that.
Remember how we all got pretty worked up over a possible Adam Dunn a week or two ago? He's definitely available.
If you haven't done your duty and voted an absurd amount of times from a ton of fake email addresses to get a couple of Pads in the All-Star Game, maybe this will motivate you.
So now we know. It was all Keith Urban's fault. Scroll down for a picture of Jake wearing something out of Dex's closet.
That hair. That collar. That pocket hankie. Those forearms. It could only be one man.
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