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Smells Like Padres in Here - Tuesday Edition

Smells Like Padres in Here - Tuesday Edition

A quick preview of tonight's game here.  Whatever you do, don't try to say "El Asesino" too fast.  Doesn't sound like a compliment.

You hear that Mad Dog?  They're calling you old!  You gonna take that?!

A breakdown of the NL West.

 Trevor only has one kidney.  Just thought you should know that.

Remember how we all got pretty worked up over a possible Adam Dunn a week or two ago?  He's definitely available.

If you haven't done your duty and voted an absurd amount of times from a ton of fake email addresses to get a couple of Pads in the All-Star Game, maybe this will motivate you.

So now we know.  It was all Keith Urban's fault.  Scroll down for a picture of Jake wearing something out of Dex's closet.

That hair.  That collar.  That pocket hankie.  Those forearms.  It could only be one man.

This FanPost was written by a member of the Gaslamp Ball community and does not necessarily reflect the views of the Gaslamp Ball managers or SB Nation.

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